Now THIS is hot!

[gumby]

“George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an adviser to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected for a three-person U.N. commission investigating rules of war violations in the Gaza Strip. So tonight, her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award.” -- Tina Fey

To which Kate Upton replied: "Boobs."

[Merkin]

I don't watch award shows, but this is killing my twitter feed: