Trader Joe's

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I could actually go for less "what are you doing with the rest of your weekend?" chatter, but realize they have no choice.
Right where I want to be.
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gumby wrote:I could actually go for less "what are you doing with the rest of your weekend?" chatter, but realize they have no choice.
Can you imagine if we told them the truth?
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EOCT wrote:...The clerks are super. Efficient and real. Surf and sports talk while they're banging the merchandise home.
Personally, I prefer heavy breathing and dirty talk when I'm banging the merchandise home.
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Longhorned wrote:
gumby wrote:I could actually go for less "what are you doing with the rest of your weekend?" chatter, but realize they have no choice.
Can you imagine if we told them the truth?
I do.

Laundry. Mowing. Scrubbing toilets and showers. Then eating all this food.
Right where I want to be.
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I went to shop at Trader Joe's today while wearing a Hawaiian shirt. All of the sudden everybody needed my help. Don't ever make that mistake.
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That’s like going to a pedophile’s convention wearing Little Bo Peep cosplay. Not a smart move.
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