Bear Down Wildcats

When I was in my 20s I used to stand on the balcony of a 35th floor apartment and throw grapes at the passing cars on the nearby expressway. People started complaining about some kind of enormous, juicy bugs in the area that smashed against your windshield at night. My girlfriend didn't even know it was me.

This is an old Jeff Foxworthy bit.


Officer: No sir it isn't illegal to tow a boat, but we do require you put it on a trailer... Plus you dropped your skier about a half mile back.

I'll take the jag flamer.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/croa ... index.html

Woman found injured on Croatian island doesn't know her name or how she got there




David Spade!??

He didn't know if he was coming or going.*

*-shamelessly stolen

https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/celebr ... d=msedgntp

Nicolas Cage 'mistaken for homeless man,' kicked out of Vegas restaurant

UAdevil wrote: ↑Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:51 pm https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/celebr ... d=msedgntp

Nicolas Cage 'mistaken for homeless man,' kicked out of Vegas restaurant

It’s probably because God is packing an enormous cock.

Bama man

Chicat wrote: ↑Tue Sep 28, 2021 6:49 am

It’s probably because God is packing an enormous cock.

Not sure about that.

https://www.oglaf.com/foresight/

UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 28, 2021 6:46 pm Bama man

Yo Skinny Pete! Where's Badger?

azgreg wrote: ↑Tue Sep 28, 2021 11:37 am

"Now you tell me about the rare possibilities"
- guy with torn scrot.

South Australia makes no sense whatsoever

Longhorned wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 10:14 pm When I was in my 20s I used to stand on the balcony of a 35th floor apartment and throw grapes at the passing cars on the nearby expressway. People started complaining about some kind of enormous, juicy bugs in the area that smashed against your windshield at night. My girlfriend didn't even know it was me.

When I was in middle school we had an olive tree at our bus stop. A buddy and I loaded up with olives to throw at cars on the way to school. We pelted a guy in a convertible Corvette and were impressed with ourselves for the perfect crime. When we got to school we saw the guy followed the bus and I got suspended from the bus for a month.

Phylek wrote: ↑Mon Oct 04, 2021 10:20 pm

Longhorned wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 10:14 pm When I was in my 20s I used to stand on the balcony of a 35th floor apartment and throw grapes at the passing cars on the nearby expressway. People started complaining about some kind of enormous, juicy bugs in the area that smashed against your windshield at night. My girlfriend didn't even know it was me.

When I was in middle school we had an olive tree at our bus stop. A buddy and I loaded up with olives to throw at cars on the way to school. We pelted a guy in a convertible Corvette and were impressed with ourselves for the perfect crime. When we got to school we saw the guy followed the bus and I got suspended from the bus for a month.

When I was a kid in southwest Michigan, we used to live next to a golf course with a really high edge next to the street. In the summer we used to toss tomatoes from my dad's gardens over the hedge and try to hit the cars. That was OK, but in the winter when we tossed snowballs over, drivers became pretty upset since they might dent the car.

My best shot was when I nailed a station wagon with a bunch of cheerleaders sitting on it with a tomato. Never heard a word about it. It was pretty obvious it was me, so expected the jocks to take care of me the next day.

Lucky this person didn't get a Darwin award

I cannot tell you just how much I love that headline.

I feel like I could write an hour long comedy special based on that tweet alone.

I did a search on my buddy who recently died, and this was the sixth result:

https://www.jdjournal.com/2013/02/21/wo ... -daylight/

Police were called when neighbors reported a woman having sex with her pit bull in her backyard in broad daylight. When they arrived, they found Kara Vandereyk “naked and on the ground” engaged in a sexual act with the dog. Upon their approach, she greeted them with a “hi,” and proceeded to touch the dog sexually.

It's already been a heckofa day.

No meth in gross evidence, but .....white rage porn addicts ..... yeah.

https://nationalzero.com/2021/10/27/cro ... l-outrage/

Ya gotta love NZ comments.

97cats wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:58 pm https://www.espn.com/college-football/s ... nderson-jr

Is Sr. Otis Anderson from the Giants back in the 90's? Feel like that should definitely have been discussed either way in this article.

gronk4heisman wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 5:11 pm

97cats wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 4:58 pm https://www.espn.com/college-football/s ... nderson-jr

Is Sr. Otis Anderson from the Giants back in the 90's? Feel like that should definitely have been discussed either way in this article.

I don’t think it is, in this case Sr. is only 52.

Gets even weirder. Like I have always said, guns should not be readily available.


https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/ ... 392c1c2dc9

According to the police report, Denise Anderson told officers that her husband Otis Lee Anderson Sr. got bit by their son’s girlfriend’s dog. She said this made Anderson Sr. upset due as he was bleeding throughout the house located at 5201 Johnson Lake Court.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/w ... d=msedgntp

Woman Allegedly Breastfeeds Cat On Delta Flight As Horrified Passengers Look On

A Delta flight attendant shared a video on TikTok.
Ainsley Elizabeth, a flight attendant from that flight mentioned in the video she posted on TikTok.


“This woman had one of those, like, hairless cats swaddled up in a blanket so it looked like a baby. Her shirt was up and she was trying to get the cat to latch and she wouldn't put the cat back in the carrier. And the cat was screaming for its life," she said.

While the woman thought she was caring for her pet, even the cat seemed to have hated it.

Elizabeth continued by saying, "What does she do at home if she's doing that in public? And then security met the flight just to tell her that she couldn't do that again, cause it was weird and gross".

What the fuck is a “comfort sheep”?

Wasn't sure where to put this...

They would have played UCLA.

Look one post up Merk

https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-m ... graveyard/

Tumor With Teeth Found In Renaissance-Era Graveyard

That will replace the clown in my nightmares.

Hot off the Floriduh presses:

"After a late night at a local bar, a Port Saint Lucie, Florida man couldn't locate his car, so he stole another car to search for it, but then that car got stuck on railroad tracks where it was hit by a train, flinging it into a nearby house, the Associated Press reports.

Upon destroying the car, the enterprising 38-year-old then stole a forklift from a nearby fruit stand to continue his search, stopping to tell police that his car was still missing and he was still looking for it. At that point, police arrested him.

The sleeping residents of the house were uninjured but startled by a car flying into their residence. "The explosive sound of a driverless car smashing into the side of their home was clearly jolting," the Martin County Sheriff's Office said in a statement."

Thank you National Zero: https://nationalzero.com/2022/02/06/flo ... qus_thread

Am I weird for thinking that's just really really creepy?

dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Sat Feb 19, 2022 6:47 pm Am I weird for thinking that's just really really creepy?

No. It is.