Bear Down Wildcats

We had this going at TOS I believe. One poster asks a this or that question, then the next poster answers and asks his own this or that question, and so on, and so on. I'll start.

Your balls stepped on by an elephant or chewed of by a beaver?

Well the elephant would probably kill me which would be preferable to living without balls that the beaver took. Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers or fingers as long as your legs?

Fingers as long as my legs please. Just think of how creepy I would look tapping them together while laughing maniacally...

Would you rather live in George Zimmerman's neighborhood or along Salty's future patrol beat?

Chicat wrote:Fingers as long as my legs please. Just think of how creepy I would look tapping them together while laughing maniacally...

Would you rather live in George Zimmerman's neighborhood or along Salty's future patrol beat?

Either one, as long as a black man saves azdoubledown from tripping into an oncoming bus but the latter shits his shorts regardless. Which would you rather give up for the rest of your life: forks or shaving products?

Longhorned wrote:

Chicat wrote:Fingers as long as my legs please. Just think of how creepy I would look tapping them together while laughing maniacally...

Would you rather live in George Zimmerman's neighborhood or along Salty's future patrol beat?

Either one, as long as a black man saves azdoubledown from tripping into an oncoming bus but the latter shits his shorts regardless. Which would you rather give up for the rest of your life: forks or shaving products?

Cool thread. . .

I'll keep the shaving products. Knives, used with discretion can work as well as forks. Now. which future would you prefer:" I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" or "Childhoods End"?