Happy Birthday America
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Happy Birthday America
The 26 Most American Comebacks In The History Of The World
http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/america-fuck-yeah
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Wolf_Chaos
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Wolf_Chaos
The game revolves around a fictitious President of the United States named Michael Wilson. Using a suit of powered armor named Metal Wolf, he battles forces who have taken over his country in a coup d'état, including his nemesis, Vice President Richard Hawk.
Although released exclusively in Japan, Metal Wolf Chaos has full English voice acting.
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I perform this every Fourth of July and every Christmas for whoever is in my vicinity:
Was Jesus an American?
Staring Longhorned
In this one-act, one-scene play, the main character -- who is the only character to appear -- goes nameless. He addresses an unseen character, improbably named "Hod".
Act 1
Scene 1
Main Character: "Hey, Hod? Was Jesus an American? I mean, I know Jesus was born long before America and all that, but.... Was Jesus (tears up with emotion) ... an American?"
The End
Was Jesus an American?
Staring Longhorned
In this one-act, one-scene play, the main character -- who is the only character to appear -- goes nameless. He addresses an unseen character, improbably named "Hod".
Act 1
Scene 1
Main Character: "Hey, Hod? Was Jesus an American? I mean, I know Jesus was born long before America and all that, but.... Was Jesus (tears up with emotion) ... an American?"
The End
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This is at least half true:
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The only thing creepier than Staring Longhorned is Leering Drooling Longhorned.Longhorned wrote:Staring Longhorned
Happy Birfday 'Murica!!!!!
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Ranch is a dressing damn it! What are they teaching kids these days? I swear. . .Spaceman Spiff wrote:
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All those ''ranches'' in Nevada might be named after 'critters', but you're more likely to come away with crustacean infections. IYKWIM
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We are the people our parents warned us about.
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Trevin Wade on Instagram
I am truly living the American Dream!!! Started collecting cans for money as a kid. Got 2 jobs in high school and bought my first car. Got my college degree in Economics at the University of Arizona. Playing in the NFL, while getting my Masters Degree. Got the hottest wife in the world, great friends, JESUS and a great Family that supports me. ONLY IN AMERICA!
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