If you're in court trying to get bond reduced on an obscenity case, maybe not the best time to start masturbating.
http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/201 ... er_default
It's just frowned upon, right?
Thanks, Bin Laden
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Merkin
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I don't want to live in a country where you can't wank in court.
In that case, a corrections officer spotted Harvey masturbating in his bunk at the jail.
And where is he supposed to do it?
In that case, a corrections officer spotted Harvey masturbating in his bunk at the jail.
And where is he supposed to do it?
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This is no longer the America I love. I'm moving to Canada.Spaceman Spiff wrote:If you're in court trying to get bond reduced on an obscenity case, maybe not the best time to start masturbating.
http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/201 ... er_default
It's just frowned upon, right?
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
Re: Thanks, Bin Laden
I'm no expert, but I don't think you can wank in Canadian court either.Chicat wrote:This is no longer the America I love. I'm moving to Canada.Spaceman Spiff wrote:If you're in court trying to get bond reduced on an obscenity case, maybe not the best time to start masturbating.
http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/201 ... er_default
It's just frowned upon, right?
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Chicat
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Nazisazgreg wrote:I'm no expert, but I don't think you can wank in Canadian court either.Chicat wrote:This is no longer the America I love. I'm moving to Canada.Spaceman Spiff wrote:If you're in court trying to get bond reduced on an obscenity case, maybe not the best time to start masturbating.
http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/201 ... er_default
It's just frowned upon, right?
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Spaceman Spiff
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There's really only one way to find out. They call it slapping the hairy walleye, though, eh?azgreg wrote:I'm no expert, but I don't think you can wank in Canadian court either.Chicat wrote:This is no longer the America I love. I'm moving to Canada.Spaceman Spiff wrote:If you're in court trying to get bond reduced on an obscenity case, maybe not the best time to start masturbating.
http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/201 ... er_default
It's just frowned upon, right?
Re: Thanks, Bin Laden
So wait. Inmates have internet access but aren't allowed to rub one out? Cruel. Cruel and unusual indeed.
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