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If you're in court trying to get bond reduced on an obscenity case, maybe not the best time to start masturbating.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/201 ... er_default

It's just frowned upon, right?

I don't want to live in a country where you can't wank in court.


In that case, a corrections officer spotted Harvey masturbating in his bunk at the jail.

And where is he supposed to do it?

Spaceman Spiff wrote:If you're in court trying to get bond reduced on an obscenity case, maybe not the best time to start masturbating.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/201 ... er_default

It's just frowned upon, right?

This is no longer the America I love. I'm moving to Canada.

Chicat wrote:

Spaceman Spiff wrote:If you're in court trying to get bond reduced on an obscenity case, maybe not the best time to start masturbating.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/201 ... er_default

It's just frowned upon, right?

This is no longer the America I love. I'm moving to Canada.

I'm no expert, but I don't think you can wank in Canadian court either.

azgreg wrote:

Chicat wrote:

Spaceman Spiff wrote:If you're in court trying to get bond reduced on an obscenity case, maybe not the best time to start masturbating.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/201 ... er_default

It's just frowned upon, right?

This is no longer the America I love. I'm moving to Canada.

I'm no expert, but I don't think you can wank in Canadian court either.

Nazis

azgreg wrote:

Chicat wrote:

Spaceman Spiff wrote:If you're in court trying to get bond reduced on an obscenity case, maybe not the best time to start masturbating.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/201 ... er_default

It's just frowned upon, right?

This is no longer the America I love. I'm moving to Canada.

I'm no expert, but I don't think you can wank in Canadian court either.

There's really only one way to find out. They call it slapping the hairy walleye, though, eh?

So wait. Inmates have internet access but aren't allowed to rub one out? Cruel. Cruel and unusual indeed.