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Reminder: Chickens are Dinosaurs.

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:10 am
by ghostwhitehorse
Because they are (when properly seasoned) tasty does not mean they will put up with shyte.

Re: Reminder: Chickens are Dinosaurs.

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:24 am
by Merkin
When California passed the law requiring more space for egg laying chickens, the director of the poultry program here at Cal Poly told me they expect to lose 15% of chickens due to them attacking each other, up from 0%.

Chickens can be vicious when put in a stressful situation.

Speaking of dinosaurs:

:shock:

Re: Reminder: Chickens are Dinosaurs.

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:54 am
by Longhorned
Merkin wrote:
Speaking of dinosaurs:

:shock:
Good. They should be farmed for their delicious dinosaur meat.

Re: Reminder: Chickens are Dinosaurs.

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:55 am
by CalStateTempe
The police suspect fowl play.

Re: Reminder: Chickens are Dinosaurs.

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:09 am
by dovecanyoncat
Merkin wrote:When California passed the law requiring more space for egg laying chickens, the director of the poultry program here at Cal Poly told me they expect to lose 15% of chickens due to them attacking each other, up from 0%.

Chickens can be vicious when put in a stressful situation.


Evidently, it's a thing. And I never would have believed it but for Barry Weiss on Storage Wars.

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Re: Reminder: Chickens are Dinosaurs.

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:17 am
by Chicat
CalStateTempe wrote:The police suspect fowl play.
Obvious, but still well-played. 8 out of 10.

Re: Reminder: Chickens are Dinosaurs.

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:59 am
by azgreg
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Re: Reminder: Chickens are Dinosaurs.

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:00 am
by azgreg
Merkin wrote:When California passed the law requiring more space for egg laying chickens, the director of the poultry program here at Cal Poly told me they expect to lose 15% of chickens due to them attacking each other, up from 0%.

Chickens can be vicious when put in a stressful situation.

Speaking of dinosaurs:

:shock:
There are 5 movies that say this is a bad idea.

Re: Reminder: Chickens are Dinosaurs.

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:02 am
by Chicat
azgreg wrote:
Merkin wrote:When California passed the law requiring more space for egg laying chickens, the director of the poultry program here at Cal Poly told me they expect to lose 15% of chickens due to them attacking each other, up from 0%.

Chickens can be vicious when put in a stressful situation.

Speaking of dinosaurs:

:shock:
There are 5 movies that say this is a bad idea.
Yeah, but only two of them are any good.

Re: Reminder: Chickens are Dinosaurs.

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:03 am
by azgreg
Chicat wrote:
azgreg wrote:
Merkin wrote:When California passed the law requiring more space for egg laying chickens, the director of the poultry program here at Cal Poly told me they expect to lose 15% of chickens due to them attacking each other, up from 0%.

Chickens can be vicious when put in a stressful situation.

Speaking of dinosaurs:

:shock:
There are 5 movies that say this is a bad idea.
Yeah, but only two of them are any good.
Which is sad because a lot of documentaries are really good.