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Maria Sharapova finishes up with a mind boggling hotness rating of 62.79% which slides her between Yvonne Strahovski and Tiffani Thiessen. Up next the much anticipated Courtney Simpson. Courtney has approx. 150 credits including the masterpiece Team Squirt 7, 1 Dick, 2 Chicks, Cumstains 7 and 8, I Wanna Get Face Fucked 3, Sperm Splattered, Cum Stained Casting Couch 2, Throat Creamers 1, Face Blasters! 3, and my personal favorite Ass Whores from Planet Squirt 1.







Hotness Rating
Kate Upton - 95.71% (Volume 13)
Jessica Alba - 94.92% (Volume 22)
Elisha Cuthbert - 94.20% (Volume 91)
Charlize Theron -93.33% (Volume 40)
Salma Hayek - 93.20% (Volume 1)
Emmanuelle Chriqui - 92.73% (Volume 62)
Kate Beckinsale - 92.31% (Volume 8)
Alyssa Milano - 92.31% (Volume 59)
Daisy Fuentes - 91.53% (Volume 96)
Evangeline Lilly - 90.77% (Volume 34)
Alison Brie - 90.48% (Volume 112)
Jennifer Love Hewitt - 88.57 (Volume 70)
Eliza Dushku - 87.80% (Volume 85)
Catherine Bell - 87.27% (Volume 102)
Liz Hurley - 87.10% (Volume 19)
Faith Hill - 86.67% (Volume 16)
Cindy Crawford - 86.27% (Volume 80)
Olivia Wilde - 86.11% (Volume 45)
Freida Pinto - 85.71% (Volume 3)
Jennifer Connelly - 85.48% (Volume 42)
Scarlett Johansson - 85.33% (Volume 50)
Mila Kunis - 84.93% (Volume 25)
Catherine Zeta-Jones - 84.62 (Volume 33)
Jessica Biel - 84.00% (Volume 55)
Alice Eve - 83.87% (Volume 12)
Alexandra Daddario - 83.33% (Volume 114)
Shania Twain - 83.10% (Volume 100)
Halle Berry - 81.82% (Volume 104)
Ashley Judd -81.63 (Volume 78)
Kristen Bell - 81.43% (Volume 58)
Beyoncé - 78.74% (Volume 11)
Penelope Cruz - 78.13% (Volume 79)
Megan Fox - 77.78% (Volume 29)
Isla Fisher - 77.78% (Volume 73)
Eva Mendes - 77.27% (Volume 88)
Brooke Burke - 75.75% (Volume 111)
Hayden Panettiere - 74.55% (Volume 95)
Lucy Liu - 74.19% (Volume 72)
Angelina Jolie - 73.17% (Volume 2)
Cobie Smulders - 72.73% (Volume 105)
Raquel Welch - 71.43% (Volume 23)
Carmen Electra - 70.91% (Volume 67)
Marisa Tomei - 70.21% (Volume 82)
Jennifer Lopez - 69.49% (Volume 31)
Keira Knightley - 68.97% (Volume 18)
Jennifer Aniston - 68.18% (Volume 20)
Sophie Marceau - 67.35% (Volume 103)
Julianne Hough - 66.67% (Volume 108)
Zooey Deschanel - 64.29% (Volume 7)
Natalie Portman - 63.64% (Volume 63)
Rashida Jones - 63.64% (Volume 66)
January Jones - 63.59% (Volume 27)
Yvonne Strahovski - 63.33% (Volume 115)
Maria Sharapova - 62.79% (Volume 117)
Tiffani Thiessen - 62.22% (Volume 5)
Jane Seymour - 62.00% (Volume 61)
Heather Locklear - 61.70% (Volume 37)
Jennifer Lawrence - 67.61% (Volume 86)
Emma Stone - 61.54% (Volume 4)
Kate Hudson - 58.54% (Volume 92)
Rachel McAdams - 58.49% (Volume 14)
Kaley Cuoco - 57.41% (Volume 6)
Kate Mara - 57.41% (Volume 97)
Anna Kendrick - 56.60% (Volume 106)
Paulina Gretzky - 55.26% (Volume 109)
Susanna Hoffs - 55.00% (Volume 32)
Eva Longoria - 54.17% (Volume 9)
Jennie Finch - 53.42% (Volume 48)
Kate Winslet - 53.33% (Volume 51)
Sharon Stone - 50.91% (Volume 35)
Rosario Dawson - 50% (Volume 98)
Summer Glau - 48.39% (Volume 36)
Amanda Peet - 48.38% (Volume 107)
Amanda Bynes - 45.71% (Volume 75)
Emily Blount - 43.75% (Volume 83)
Sandra Bullock - 43.64% (Volume 49)
Zoe Saldana - 42.62% (Volume 41)
Reese Witherspoon - 42.02% (Volume 46)
Amanda Seyfried - 40.91% (Volume 30)
Rose McGowan - 40.74% (Volume 89)
Jennifer Garner - 40.38% (Volume 76)
Amy Adams - 40.00% (Volume 52)
Uma Thurman - 38.10% (Volume 54)
Melissa Stark - 36.84% (Volume 93)
Pam Anderson - 35.71% (Volume 10)
Brooke Shields - 33.33% (Volume 53)
Poppy Montgomery - 32.73% (Volume 17)
Lindsay Lohan - 31.48% (Volume 81)
Kat Dennings - 30.77% (Volume 43)
Carrie Mulligan - 26.47% (Volume 116)
Cameron Diaz - 25.76% (Volume 24)
Gweneth Paltrow - 25.53% (Volume 87)
Danica Patrick - 25.37% (Volume 15)
Michelle Trachtenberg - 25.00% (Volume 69)
Drew Barrymore - 24.49% (Volume 64)
Tina Fey - 23.73% (Volume 26)
Rose McGowan - 23.21% (Volume 90)
Christa Miller - 22.73% (Volume 99)
Kristin Chenoweth - 21.28% (Volume 94)
Julia Roberts - 19.05% (Volume 71)
Katie Holmes - 17.24% (Volume 56)
Kirsten Dunst - 16.36% (Volume 47)
Britney Spears - 16.13% (Volume 21)
Helen Mirren - 15.22% (Volume 57)
Helen Hunt - 14.71% (Volume 74)
Gillian Anderson - 14.00% (Volume 44)
Ellen Page - 13.73% (Volume 60)
Claire Danes - 13.64% (Volume 68)
Julia Stiles - 12.24% (Volume 39)
Tara Reid - 8.06% (Volume 28)
Calista Flockhart - 5.26% (Volume 65)
Meryl Streep - 5.00% (Volume 84)
Debra Messing - 3.51% (Volume 77)
Joely Richardson - 2.17% (Volume 101)
Deniese Williams - 0.00% (Volume 110)

Future list:
Shannon Elizabeth
Deborah Hersman
Emily Bett Rickards
Shakira
Marlee Matlin
Debbe Dunning *on deck
Carey Mulligan
Michelle Phillips
Jordan Carver
Taylor Cole
Longhorned's friend Becky
Vanessa Williams
Melanie Griffith
Gabrielle Reece

This should be interesting.

This should contend with Deniece Williams (who?)

A lust for getting porked doesn't equate to being hot.

Despite her frequent mention, I've never even been tempted to view her "work".

Hell no...

Are there any legitimately good looking porn stars?

0%

NYCat wrote:Are there any legitimately good looking porn stars?

Sophie Moone comes to mind along with Heather Vandeven.

Only Dw99 is going to vote hot.

BTW, whenever there's a porn industry venereal disease scare I figure Courtney just got back from ASSU Homecumming.

Hot or not? Where's the button for "revolting"?

Longhorned wrote:Hot or not? Where's the button for "revolting"?

I was thinking about changing the options for this vote but decided to keep it consistent. I can be convinced to change my mind though.

PUKE.

She looks like Chachi from Happy Days

Is this poll a joke?

PieceOfMeat wrote:Is this poll a joke?

Yes, in a manner of speaking ...

Puerco wrote:She looks like Chachi from Happy Days

Chachi is way hotter.

Jeez, I thought at least one person would find her sleazy hot.

Not me, though.

This thread is pretty funny. I am not into blonds, or I would say yes. There are much hotter women on the ASU campus than Courtney Simpson!

Is that first picture even a female?

two people voted hot?




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one of the hot votes changed back to not....still 1 person voting hot? still smells.

This and the Sharapova polls needs an option were we can see who voted what like over at the TOS.

Merkin wrote:This and the Sharapova polls needs an option were we can see who voted what like over at the TOS.

Maybe we need a Code of Honour (with a 'u') that one doesn't vote without openly declaring his position in a post.

In the interest of public safety I'm closing this poll.

Well, in fairness she is hotter than Deniese Williams.

And would probably let Courtney blow me before I would let modern day Chachi.



Although 1976 Chachi would be a tough call.

He's not aging well.

I'm not aging well, either.