A good reason to not have Pitino
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A good reason to not have Pitino
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Birds do it. Bees do it. Bears do it too--but some bears do it a bit differently.
Researchers from Poland are reporting that a pair of male brown bears at a zoo in Croatia have been engaging in oral sex--and lots of it. Over the course of 116 hours of recent observation, the animals engaged in fellatio 28 times. That's about one act of fellatio for every four hours, with each act ranging in duration from 1 minute to 4 minutes.
Birds do it. Bees do it. Bears do it too--but some bears do it a bit differently.
Researchers from Poland are reporting that a pair of male brown bears at a zoo in Croatia have been engaging in oral sex--and lots of it. Over the course of 116 hours of recent observation, the animals engaged in fellatio 28 times. That's about one act of fellatio for every four hours, with each act ranging in duration from 1 minute to 4 minutes.
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Re: A good reason to not have Pitino
Bear pheromones. Bonobos and humans do it, why not ursae?
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FB now also stands for Fellatio Bears
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Lol...wow talk about improper benefits.
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CalStateTempe wrote:Lol...wow talk about improper benefits.
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Re: A good reason to not have Pitino
Andrew Jones is visiting the 'Ville right now.
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Well that clears up the Damion Lee kerfuffle...
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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If you haven't held a presser on hookers, then you aren't trying.
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Quick Rick doesn't spend much on hookers, what's 15 secs cost?
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Hope they didn't spend too much.
Re: A good reason to not have Pitino
How bad are the coeds at Louisville if they have to have staffers pay hookers for the players and recruits to get laid?
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.
i'll just go with fuck asu.
i'll just go with fuck asu.
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This was my buddy's insta-reaction when the news broke ok our tv at the bar, and frankly is of much more grave concern.ASUHATER! wrote:How bad are the coeds at Louisville if they have to have staffers pay hookers for the players and recruits to get laid?
Re: A good reason to not have Pitino
He got game...
I mean really, no slutty coeds?
I mean really, no slutty coeds?
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Powell told Outside the Lines in an extensive interview that McGee also supplied cash for "side deals," which included sex with some recruits, guardians who accompanied them on visits and some Louisville players.
The former player who said he had sex with a dancer told Outside the Lines that McGee provided him with one-dollar bills to tip dancers and paid for one of the dancers to have sex with the player in a separate room. One of the other former players, who said he attended the parties as a recruit and player, said McGee "would give us the money, just the recruits. A bunch of us were sitting there while they danced. Then the players left, and the recruits chose which one [of the dancers] they wanted."
"I can say 100 percent sure, with zero doubt, that (Rick Pitino) knew nothing about any of these alleged incidents," Richard Pitino told ESPN.
Outside the Lines reviewed Powell's journals, text messages and phone records and independently confirmed that text messages sent to Powell to arrange the parties came from McGee's cellphone. Further, Outside the Lines has independently confirmed a wire transfer of money from McGee to Powell on one occasion.
http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/ ... nardi-hall" target="_blank
The former player who said he had sex with a dancer told Outside the Lines that McGee provided him with one-dollar bills to tip dancers and paid for one of the dancers to have sex with the player in a separate room. One of the other former players, who said he attended the parties as a recruit and player, said McGee "would give us the money, just the recruits. A bunch of us were sitting there while they danced. Then the players left, and the recruits chose which one [of the dancers] they wanted."
"I can say 100 percent sure, with zero doubt, that (Rick Pitino) knew nothing about any of these alleged incidents," Richard Pitino told ESPN.
Outside the Lines reviewed Powell's journals, text messages and phone records and independently confirmed that text messages sent to Powell to arrange the parties came from McGee's cellphone. Further, Outside the Lines has independently confirmed a wire transfer of money from McGee to Powell on one occasion.
http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/ ... nardi-hall" target="_blank
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Shocking that the son would stand up for daddy. Shocking.
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I don't believe Pitino could have known. It would be so inconsistent with everything we know about him as a family man. Oh. Wait a minute.
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Re: A good reason to not have Pitino
In his defense, he didn't lie about the "less than 15 seconds", which I most certainly would have.
Re: A good reason to not have Pitino
If Rick Pitino isn’t already packing up his office at Louisville, he ought to get started.
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/20 ... /74267474/" target="_blank
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No way that's real.
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.
i'll just go with fuck asu.
i'll just go with fuck asu.
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the real dill wrote:
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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UL just announced Pitino will not attend ACC Media Days next week. They are sending 3 players instead.
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How many hookers?the real dill wrote:UL just announced Pitino will not attend ACC Media Days next week. They are sending 3 players instead.
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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funny....
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Ruh roh...
Re: A good reason to not have Pitino
A lot of things about his own program seem to come as a shock to Pitino
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.
i'll just go with fuck asu.
i'll just go with fuck asu.