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You'll never believe what this is!

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2 ... ement.html

List your favorite examples.
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I got this one:

"Find Out What You Tested For! (It's Not What You Think)"
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This German Lesbian Dominatrix met Lawrence Taylor and the ghost of Franklin Pierce in a Nebraska truck stop unisex bathroom. What happened next will shock you!
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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:lol:

That's the spirit! I love how these writers know me so well.

"Fourteen Hollywood Stars Whose Height Will Shock You!"
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gumby wrote::lol:

That's the spirit! I love how these writers know me so well.

"Fourteen Hollywood Stars Whose Height Will Shock You!"
Tom Cruise is really 6'5, 240. There are a lot of misconceptions about him.

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Clickbait this thread.
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Check out ClickHole, it's an parody clickbait site done by the The Onion.
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The "Stay Tuned Into GoAZCats Today" thread was clickbait before there was clickbait.
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Chicat wrote:The "Stay Tuned Into GoAZCats Today" thread was clickbait before there was clickbait.
And "This concerns us all."
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This weird trick has (insert your state here) insurance companies seeing red!
(insert your state here) drivers have been using this weird trick to get 90% off their rates!
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Like this one I just saw:

"Pay Off Your Credit Card Balance Faster With This One Trick."

I'm assuming it isn't: Send in more money.
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gumby wrote:Like this one I just saw:

"Pay Off Your Credit Card Balance Faster With This One Trick."

I'm assuming it isn't: Send in more money.
I can just imagine the conversation after I tell the wife that I found this "weird trick" on the internet to pay off our mortgage faster and that it would only cost a measly 10 low monthly payments of $19.99 to find out what it is.

It would start out like this, "Honey, you're an idiot and I want a divorce..."
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I'm finding that online publications are using old articles as clickbait. Slate is notorious for this. They stick a story that's either about a celebrity (Julia Louis-Dreyfus has a Meltdown) or with a controversial subject matter (Why I Don't Date American Women) from a year or more ago in the "More From Salon" section at the bottom of articles. Which is weird because you start reading it, realize that it's way old news, and wonder why the fuck they would suggest you read that old bullshit?
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Chicat wrote:This German Lesbian Dominatrix met Lawrence Taylor and the ghost of Franklin Pierce in a Nebraska truck stop unisex bathroom. What happened next will shock you!

Actually, nothing that happened next from that scenario would shock me ...
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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Is there something about the Met Gala that all of a sudden is some kind of must-see thing on the internet? Seeing all this clickbait about "candid shots" and "most outrageous outfits" from that event.

I'd never even heard of that party until Beyoncé's sister beat up Jay-Z for stealing all of Biggie's rhymes . . . or something like that.
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I'll save you a click and tell you that no, snow is not in the forecast. Fucking assholes clickbaiting winter...
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Is this the year the 40-year flood begins? We'll give you that report, along with skin care tips.
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