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I did not appreciate the "guess what you tested positive for" link my doctor sent me.
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I got this one:
"Find Out What You Tested For! (It's Not What You Think)"
"Find Out What You Tested For! (It's Not What You Think)"
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This German Lesbian Dominatrix met Lawrence Taylor and the ghost of Franklin Pierce in a Nebraska truck stop unisex bathroom. What happened next will shock you!
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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That's the spirit! I love how these writers know me so well.
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Tom Cruise is really 6'5, 240. There are a lot of misconceptions about him.gumby wrote:
That's the spirit! I love how these writers know me so well.
"Fourteen Hollywood Stars Whose Height Will Shock You!"
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I'm interested in the Biblical Money Code, but I'm scared I'm going to become a Seventh Day Adventist if I follow it.
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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This secret conspiracy Obama doesn't want you to know will cause worldwide financial ruin in the next 5 to 10 years.
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Clickbait this thread.
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Check out ClickHole, it's an parody clickbait site done by the The Onion.
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The "Stay Tuned Into GoAZCats Today" thread was clickbait before there was clickbait.
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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And "This concerns us all."Chicat wrote:The "Stay Tuned Into GoAZCats Today" thread was clickbait before there was clickbait.
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This weird trick has (insert your state here) insurance companies seeing red!
(insert your state here) drivers have been using this weird trick to get 90% off their rates!
(insert your state here) drivers have been using this weird trick to get 90% off their rates!
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Like this one I just saw:
"Pay Off Your Credit Card Balance Faster With This One Trick."
I'm assuming it isn't: Send in more money.
"Pay Off Your Credit Card Balance Faster With This One Trick."
I'm assuming it isn't: Send in more money.
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I can just imagine the conversation after I tell the wife that I found this "weird trick" on the internet to pay off our mortgage faster and that it would only cost a measly 10 low monthly payments of $19.99 to find out what it is.gumby wrote:Like this one I just saw:
"Pay Off Your Credit Card Balance Faster With This One Trick."
I'm assuming it isn't: Send in more money.
It would start out like this, "Honey, you're an idiot and I want a divorce..."
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I'm finding that online publications are using old articles as clickbait. Slate is notorious for this. They stick a story that's either about a celebrity (Julia Louis-Dreyfus has a Meltdown) or with a controversial subject matter (Why I Don't Date American Women) from a year or more ago in the "More From Salon" section at the bottom of articles. Which is weird because you start reading it, realize that it's way old news, and wonder why the fuck they would suggest you read that old bullshit?
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Chicat wrote:This German Lesbian Dominatrix met Lawrence Taylor and the ghost of Franklin Pierce in a Nebraska truck stop unisex bathroom. What happened next will shock you!
Actually, nothing that happened next from that scenario would shock me ...
But in my book, you gotta get to White Castle before the weirdos show up!
Tonight he gets Happy-Go-Jackie on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waffle!
Sweet Sassy Molassey, get out the checkbook and pay Grandma for the rubdown!
Tonight he gets Happy-Go-Jackie on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waffle!
Sweet Sassy Molassey, get out the checkbook and pay Grandma for the rubdown!
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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Is there something about the Met Gala that all of a sudden is some kind of must-see thing on the internet? Seeing all this clickbait about "candid shots" and "most outrageous outfits" from that event.
I'd never even heard of that party until Beyoncé's sister beat up Jay-Z for stealing all of Biggie's rhymes . . . or something like that.
I'd never even heard of that party until Beyoncé's sister beat up Jay-Z for stealing all of Biggie's rhymes . . . or something like that.
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Top 10 Hollywood stars who confessed to having sex with sheep.
I mean I am not complaining but it must suck for good ugly girls.
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You'll forgive DW99, he's used to the methed-out slores in Tempe ...
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I'll save you a click and tell you that no, snow is not in the forecast. Fucking assholes clickbaiting winter...
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Is this the year the 40-year flood begins? We'll give you that report, along with skin care tips.
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