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Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:44 pm
by CalStateTempe
Gross gross gross.
Gag me with a rusty spoon.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 7:29 pm
by Chicat
If you shove them into a cop’s tailpipe it makes for a hilarious film scene and an awkward moment trying to make “shove a banana in the tailpipe” not sound like a euphemism for anal sex.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:13 pm
by dovecanyoncat
My 3000th post proves youse guys will let anybody in here.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:09 am
by dovecanyoncat
Egg rolls have no redeeming value.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:19 am
by Chicat
dovecanyoncat wrote:Egg rolls have no redeeming value.
Let’s not fight Dove.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:34 am
by dovecanyoncat
Chicat wrote:dovecanyoncat wrote:Egg rolls have no redeeming value.
Let’s not fight Dove.
In the interest of peace I'll qualify that statement: I've never had an egg roll in America that I would willingly revisit. In my experience they are little more than deep fried lettuce in an armor of crap-wrap. Even in Sydney's Chinatown I thought they were a waste of event. If you can steer me to a domestic experience worth undertaking I will build a shrine to you, otherwise I'll stick with dumplings.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:48 am
by CalStateTempe
Hells yeah, dim sum and dumplings are where it’s at.
I had to leave Arizona to learn about this delicious culinary tradition back in the day.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:57 am
by azgreg
I love egg rolls. However, I'll qualify that with the idea I'm pretty sure I've never had a proper one.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:07 pm
by Longhorned
Right or wrong, American Chines egg rolls dipped both in sweet-and-sour and Chinese mustard do it for me. Yum.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:09 pm
by Chicat
I’ve eaten and thoroughly enjoyed gas station egg rolls that have been rotating on a roller grill for hours if not days.
Never felt more alive...
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:15 pm
by dovecanyoncat
Chicat wrote:I’ve eaten and thoroughly enjoyed gas station egg rolls that have been rotating on a roller grill for hours if not days.
Never felt more alive...
You're going to hell. No shrine for you!
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:16 pm
by azgreg
dovecanyoncat wrote:Chicat wrote:I’ve eaten and thoroughly enjoyed gas station egg rolls that have been rotating on a roller grill for hours if not days.
Never felt more alive...
You're going to hell. No shrine for you!
he already lives in Indiana.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:21 pm
by Chicat
azgreg wrote:dovecanyoncat wrote:Chicat wrote:I’ve eaten and thoroughly enjoyed gas station egg rolls that have been rotating on a roller grill for hours if not days.
Never felt more alive...
You're going to hell. No shrine for you!
he already lives in Indiana.
And I eat gas station food like it’s haute cuisine.
For all I know I may have died the night before the Illinois Elite Eight game and been in Saran’s embrace ever since....
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:29 pm
by dovecanyoncat
Chicat wrote:azgreg wrote:dovecanyoncat wrote:Chicat wrote:I’ve eaten and thoroughly enjoyed gas station egg rolls that have been rotating on a roller grill for hours if not days.
Never felt more alive...
You're going to hell. No shrine for you!
he already lives in Indiana.
And I eat gas station food like it’s haute cuisine.
For all I know I may have died the night before the Illinois Elite Eight game and been in Saran’s embrace ever since....
I should talk. I have a thing for theater hotdogs replete with every condiment available including ketchup (take that you fucking dawg purists!). It's equivalent to eating a bio hazard site, but the heart wants what it wants.
But no toxic food debauchery will remedy the pain of that game. Give it up.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:32 pm
by Chicat
dovecanyoncat wrote:Chicat wrote:azgreg wrote:dovecanyoncat wrote:Chicat wrote:I’ve eaten and thoroughly enjoyed gas station egg rolls that have been rotating on a roller grill for hours if not days.
Never felt more alive...
You're going to hell. No shrine for you!
he already lives in Indiana.
And I eat gas station food like it’s haute cuisine.
For all I know I may have died the night before the Illinois Elite Eight game and been in Saran’s embrace ever since....
I should talk. I have a thing for theater hotdogs replete with every condiment available including ketchup (take that you fucking dawg purists!). It's equivalent to eating a bio hazard site, but the heart wants what it wants.
But no toxic food debauchery will remedy the pain of that game. Give it up.
My new job revolves around the convenience store industry.
I’ve only just begun to truly live...
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:36 pm
by dovecanyoncat
You gave up steaks and noontime scotch for Slimjims and Redbull? Chicat, livin' the dream!
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:43 pm
by Chicat
It’s the Real America.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:33 pm
by ASUHATER!
QuikTrip food is nothing to be ashamed of to eat. The hot dogs, breakfast biscuits, pizza and taquitos are pretty darn good.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:34 pm
by 97cats
holy shit im dying of laughter
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:48 pm
by Merkin
The breakfast croissants at AM/PM are really underrated.

Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:53 pm
by Chicat
ASUHATER! wrote:QuikTrip food is nothing to be ashamed of to eat. The hot dogs, breakfast biscuits, pizza and taquitos are pretty darn good.
No joke, I’m meeting their COO and a bunch of their senior management next week. I’ll pass along your kudos.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:56 pm
by 97cats
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:59 pm
by azgreg
Chicat wrote:ASUHATER! wrote:QuikTrip food is nothing to be ashamed of to eat. The hot dogs, breakfast biscuits, pizza and taquitos are pretty darn good.
No joke, I’m meeting their COO and a bunch of their senior management next week. I’ll pass along your kudos.
They are by far the best gas and sip in the valley.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:16 pm
by Chicat
Next time I’m in Arizona, I’ll treat you all to a breakfast taquito.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:47 pm
by CalStateTempe
Oh god...work took me away and I comeback to this!
Chicat is legend.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 3:51 pm
by azgreg
It's possible to put too much cheese on a grilled cheese samich.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:51 pm
by dovecanyoncat
Chicat wrote:
Never felt more alive...
And I eat gas station food like it’s haute cuisine.
Don't forget to floss your arteries every day.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:30 pm
by Chicat
azgreg wrote:It's possible to put too much cheese on a grilled cheese samich.
I like my grilled cheese sandwiches with lots of ham.
Which reminds me . . . the Croque Monsieur is the greatest sandwich ever invented. Fight me.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:44 pm
by Merkin
Miracle Whip (original recipe) with peanut butter and lettuce on white bread is the most awesome sandwich no one has ever heard of, outside of Bellefontaine Ohio (my mom's hometown).
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:47 pm
by ASUHATER!
Chicat wrote:azgreg wrote:It's possible to put too much cheese on a grilled cheese samich.
I like my grilled cheese sandwiches with lots of ham.
Which reminds me . . . the Croque Monsieur is the greatest sandwich ever invented. Fight me.
Grilled cheese with cheap deli ham and brown mustard is one of the best sandwiches to make and eat bachelor style over the sink.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 6:50 pm
by Chicat
Merkin wrote:Miracle Whip (original recipe) with peanut butter and lettuce on white bread is the most awesome sandwich no one has ever heard of, outside of Bellefontaine Ohio (my mom's hometown).
Jesus Christ Becky . . . no you cannot come to the BBQ.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:06 pm
by ASUHATER!
Merkin wrote:Miracle Whip (original recipe) with peanut butter and lettuce on white bread is the most awesome sandwich no one has ever heard of, outside of Bellefontaine Ohio (my mom's hometown).
So Midwest. Growing up my dad ate lots of butter and sugar on wonder bread sandwiches.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:59 pm
by CalStateTempe
How’s the even considered a meal? All that is is condiments on bread
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:03 pm
by CalStateTempe
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:09 pm
by Longhorned
I first encountered Merkin's midwestern sandwich at the Blue Dolphin in Isla Vista, California.
Peanut butter and pickles is a damn good sandwich, too. Beloved all over America.
My favorite will always be the peanut butter and bologna sandwich. Anybody who ever swooned at the suggestion of that combination, but then proceeded to try it, has agreed that's a damn good sandwich.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:17 pm
by dovecanyoncat
Speaking of stuff that got folks through the Great Depression, my Grandmother picked a lot of lamb's quarter. It's kinda sorta West Texas poke salad.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:26 pm
by Longhorned
On the topic of Great Depression foods, I like a good cake made with a can of baked beans in place of sugar.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:27 pm
by azgreg
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:28 pm
by CalStateTempe
The key to peanut butter and whatever sandwiches is the ratio of one to the other.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:31 pm
by dovecanyoncat
As if it need be said, peanut butter and bacon totally rocks.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:35 pm
by scumdevils86
Peanut butter, pickles, and bacon on a cheeseburger is heaven
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:46 pm
by dovecanyoncat
azgreg wrote:
So is testicular cancer.
Bacon-wrapped testicular cancer is a better thing.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:05 am
by RichardCranium
On the depression food topic:
You like Maple Syrup on your pancakes? My Grandmother would put a quarter inch layer of sugar on her pancakes, then pour over a shit load of bacon grease.
Tastes like heaven on a plate, but I reckon it would immediately stop the heart of any mortal human.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:21 am
by UAEebs86
Longhorned wrote:On the topic of Great Depression foods, I like a good cake made with a can of baked beans in place of sugar.
My mom told me her family in Wisconsin in the 30s was so poor they use to eat bacon grease sandwiches. And lots of head cheese. Yuck.
My dad told me they used to get salt pork from the government, which I think is just a big chunk of fat to cook your beans in.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:10 am
by Longhorned
UAEebs86 wrote:Longhorned wrote:On the topic of Great Depression foods, I like a good cake made with a can of baked beans in place of sugar.
My mom told me her family in Wisconsin in the 30s was so poor they use to eat bacon grease sandwiches. And lots of head cheese. Yuck.
My dad told me they used to get salt pork from the government, which I think is just a big chunk of fat to cook your beans in.
You don't like headcheese? Headcheese is amazing. One of my favorite foods, period. When I spend time in Muslim countries without pork, I can't stop thinking about headcheese.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:16 pm
by azgreg
7 nation army is one of the most overrated songs on the planet.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:55 pm
by CalStateTempe
Seeing HK protestors wave the American flag while protesting for freedom of the press, speech, and suffrage is inspiring to me.
Despite our current president, our nation still inspires others.
Unpopular opinion I know.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:57 pm
by Chicat
azgreg wrote:7 nation army is one of the most overrated songs on the planet.
That’s only because college marching bands have made you hate it.
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:37 pm
by ASUHATER!
Chicat wrote:azgreg wrote:7 nation army is one of the most overrated songs on the planet.
That’s only because college marching bands have made you hate it.
This. It was pretty catchy before that
Re: Post your unpopular opinions
Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:26 pm
by Merkin