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Brooklyn man's Seinfeld joke turns out to be multi-million dollar scam

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/naion/2025/03/14/brooklyn-seinfeld-ponzi-scheme/82287157007

Thomas John Sfraga, 56, was sentenced to nearly four years in prison for defrauding investors of over $2 ...

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George Costanza · Re: Official Bracketology Thread Irish27 wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2025 11:15 am

Irish27 wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2025 11:15 am

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Merkin wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:30 pm For example, one professor at the school I worked at brought his laptop to the service desk to get it worked on. The tech found child porn on it. Needless to say, he was gone very quickly.

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CalStateTempe wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:34 pm Cougs in trouble

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^^^

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Check out Knees Over Toes Guy on YouTube.

He’s got a training program for old guys who want to dunk.

Amateur

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Happy Festivus you bastards and sons of bitches!

My first grievance - why the eff is Zoom picking UDub? Or will it be a Festivus Miracle?

Time to put up the Festivus pole and start the feats of strength.

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dovecanyoncat wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 7:46 pm Sounds like Dec. 23 for Diallo?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/ ... r-AA1lpsOp

Diallo tweeted Tuesday afternoon “December 23…. ,” likely in reference to his commitment date.

12/23 is a Festivus for the rest of us!

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Omg effing god…

This conference is so messed up

This is like when I broke up with my college gf and she goes “ you can’t break up, it take two to get together it take two to break up”

It's like launching missiles from a submarine - both people have to turn their keys. Apparently Robbins was ...

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U.P. Zona Fan wrote: Wed May 24, 2023 4:18 pm He also took 96 shots per game to average 16.

Damn I thought I was a chucker.

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If I was in the bathroom of a restaurant and I saw the chef breeze past the sink without washing his hands after dropping a horrendously massive diarrhea dump and I told that to AzCatFan2 as a warning to not eat there, he’d counter with the man’s right to privacy in the bathroom and how I don’t ...

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Nice to see at least one Pac 12 school isn't embarrassing the conference and as usual it's the Bruins. I picked UCLA to go all the way to the championship game and per the norm it looks like I'll be right. Mick Cronin deserves NCOY. He's found a way to get the job done despite multiple injuries ...

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If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

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By all rights, the "BTFD!!" should no longer be associated with Arizona...

... that was Kerr's creation (after the blow out over Michigan in Vegas)!!

Is this a joke?

Are you saying BTFD was 1st coined in 2021?!!!!

Which player or coach used that in public first? Pray tell!

I ...

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Longhorned wrote: Thu Apr 28, 2022 1:49 pm On what planet is that a tamal? I'd guess it would be something called "corn pudding cake."

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Not guilty? Why? Was there a second spitter?

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Cd,
You may think you're an idiot, but

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Alieberman wrote: Sat Mar 19, 2022 10:30 am It wasn’t you, it was me

I invented "it's not you it's me".

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Alieberman wrote: Tue Mar 08, 2022 6:19 am
EastCoastCat wrote: Tue Mar 08, 2022 5:18 am There is some really bad takes on the this thread...
It's totally cool to eat pizza with a fork and knife.

And candy bars

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I love me some Cate Reese.

-GC

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Merkin wrote: Thu Sep 02, 2021 2:49 pm

As one who sat all day at work, a wallet in your back pocket is bad for your back.

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It's going to grow in thicker - just ask Kramer.

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Alieberman wrote: Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:05 pm It’s amazing how quickly conversations here can go from Salad-n-go to getting a sponge bath from a big titty nurse

I approve.

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This is Chicat's only chance to make a first impression that he's a former commercial airline pilot. It's always a well received conversation topic that raises rep forevermore.

No... he's a marine biologist!

https://seinfeldmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/ED51CA7E-3FC3-4A27-B6EF ...

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Longhorned wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 12:58 pm I don't know why, but I prefer t-bone over porterhouse.

George Costanza · Re: Fuck asu Irish27 wrote: Fri Jun 25, 2021 1:00 pm Was that wrong?

Irish27 wrote: Fri Jun 25, 2021 1:00 pm

Was that wrong?

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Chicat wrote: Fri May 28, 2021 12:30 pm No word yet.

I bet I fucking jinxed it...

Just show up for work on Tuesday and tell the secretary you are a new hire and it's your first day. Hopefully your new boss is on vacation.

It'll work if you're Penske material.

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UAdevil wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 7:24 pm Pretty sure it was the car. They got them 10 minutes later up the street in front on the Grant/Park CVS.

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Love the Drake!

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Wolken was just on 1450.
I didn’t catch whole interview but one thing that stood out to me was he straight up said that Robins was running the show and Heeke has no say so in this.

Sounds like the football hire, why do we pay this Heeke guy again? He must feel like such a tool knowing that he ...

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Give me back my face!

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azgreg wrote: Thu Jan 14, 2021 7:03 pm "I like guys who like to smash guys."
~Coach Brown

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What better day to have the airing of grievances?

I got a lotta problems with you Heeke and Robbins! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe!

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Is that a Titleist?

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Hands down it was the McDLT. The hot stays hot and the cheese stays cold.

Happy Thanksgiving you bastards!

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^^^^^^ Rest In Peace

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wyo-cat wrote:
I hate to "go there," but I recall Fugitive Sex was better than conjugal sex.

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I know Alieberman;
So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.
But trust me.... You don't.
I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are ...

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I've discovered something even better than conjugal visit sex... *shelter in place sex*.

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What fast food restaurant makes you have to take a dump the fastest after eating it? For me it’s Chipotle. I sometimes have to take a dump if I just walk by that place and smell it.
Never had this happen to me and I eat a lot of fast food. Maybe that’s why? But damn, the second I walk into a ...

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I have followed Arizona football since my Junior year in high school (80-81) and I've never been more down on the program then I am now.

I saw the first 5minutes of the third quarter last night and then switched it off to watch Celtic woman on pbs.

Didn’t even check the final score this am.

Yes ...

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Step off Merkin!

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