What are things that people do that piss you off?

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Thu Aug 20, 2015 6:38 am

Puerco wrote:Most intercontinental flights don't really enforce carry on limitations, do they? Dunno, because I mostly fly those for work and that means business class. Except for that one with those Lufthansa @ssholes.

Sure they do. I'm an economy class expert because, as a state employee, there's no such thing as business class unless I use miles or pay out of pocket for an upgrade.

rgdeuce · Post by **rgdeuce** » Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:39 am

When thirsty, old ass married women see a good looking guy and go on and on and on to you about how "hot" he is. Men don't care, they don't want to hear it, and most won't get jealous (which has to be their intent.....). I don't know of any grown men who see a smoking hot chick and go out of their way to find women to report that to.

PerpEph · Post by **PerpEph** » Thu Aug 20, 2015 4:45 pm

rgdeuce wrote:When thirsty, old ass married women see a good looking guy and go on and on and on to you about how "hot" he is. Men don't care, they don't want to hear it, and most won't get jealous (which has to be their intent.....). I don't know of any grown men who see a smoking hot chick and go out of their way to find women to report that to.

I don't get that either. And as a grown ass man who has trouble keeping his eyes where they should be while walking around the U of A prior to a football game (and being playfully called out on it by my wife), I try to NOT bring attention to the fact that many of these women are incredibly attractive. I have the problem of trying so hard not to look, that my wife rolls her eyes and tells me how transparent I am being, and then calls me lecherous. I can't win. Or maybe I'm winning all the time?

Puerco · Post by **Puerco** » Fri Aug 21, 2015 4:44 am

Longhorned wrote:
Puerco wrote:Most intercontinental flights don't really enforce carry on limitations, do they? Dunno, because I mostly fly those for work and that means business class. Except for that one with those Lufthansa @ssholes.
Sure they do. I'm an economy class expert because, as a state employee, there's no such thing as business class unless I use miles or pay out of pocket for an upgrade.

Sorry, brother. That's one reason I went into industry. Of course, I'm sure your job is far, far more intellectually stimulating than mine is these days! For brief moments at least...

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Fri Aug 21, 2015 7:23 am

rgdeuce wrote:When thirsty, old ass married women see a good looking guy and go on and on and on to you about how "hot" he is. Men don't care, they don't want to hear it, and most won't get jealous (which has to be their intent.....). I don't know of any grown men who see a smoking hot chick and go out of their way to find women to report that to.

My wife points out the guys she finds good looking too... But they are usually average looking, slightly over weight Jewish looking guys. (Like me).... I think she does this to make me feel good about myself.... Apparently I'm still her type

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Fri Aug 21, 2015 7:47 am

The good thing about living in a place where the women are so unattractive is that the guys are, too. In Champaign-Urbana, it's like everyone said one day, "You know what? We're going to go ahead and forget about looking good."

rgdeuce · Post by **rgdeuce** » Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:11 am

PerpEph wrote:
rgdeuce wrote:When thirsty, old ass married women see a good looking guy and go on and on and on to you about how "hot" he is. Men don't care, they don't want to hear it, and most won't get jealous (which has to be their intent.....). I don't know of any grown men who see a smoking hot chick and go out of their way to find women to report that to.
I don't get that either. And as a grown ass man who has trouble keeping his eyes where they should be while walking around the U of A prior to a football game (and being playfully called out on it by my wife), I try to NOT bring attention to the fact that many of these women are incredibly attractive. I have the problem of trying so hard not to look, that my wife rolls her eyes and tells me how transparent I am being, and then calls me lecherous. I can't win. Or maybe I'm winning all the time?

LOL. I think my wife and I are both done trying to hide that stuff. As long as it is not something completely disrespectful, like a wink, flirtatious smile, staring for longer than 5 seconds, or saying "G damn" out loud, it isn't an issue for me.

Got to be careful when you are on your own because you never know who is nearby. Last year I was at the mall shopping for xmas presents and a younger, light-skinned woman walked by me. I mouthed, "damn" after she passed, then turned around to see how the ass was, and said it again. I only cross paths with 1, maybe 2 women a year that will make me do that like I did. No lie, I look up and my father-in-law was standing about 10 feet away, there with one of his friends and saw the whole thing. What are the odds? I was worried for a while, but then I remembered he was a man and probably understood. Hell, dudes been married to three different women and has like 10 kids, of course he does.

Puerco · Post by **Puerco** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:53 am

Longhorned wrote:The good thing about living in a place where the women are so unattractive is that the guys are, too. In Champaign-Urbana, it's like everyone said one day, "You know what? We're going to go ahead and forget about looking good."

I had that thought when I was there for the UA-UI game back in the Desert Swarm days.

rgdeuce · Post by **rgdeuce** » Mon Aug 24, 2015 9:27 am

That's how I saw things in Boston. I was there for three days and I did not see an attractive woman until I went to Fenway the last day (saw two). One turned out to be from the Phoenix area and was catching a game with her boyfriend, and the other I saw leaving the stadium.

Puerco · Post by **Puerco** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 3:39 am

That bearded, hillbilly dude who is in all the 'Learn 9 languages in 3 months' clickbait ads on every. Single. F/&%ing. Website. I. Visit.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:18 pm

Autoplay videos.

Google is fixing Chrome to take care of it: http://www.keyt.com/news/money/google-t ... b/34969980

BigSkyCatinMT · Post by **BigSkyCatinMT** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 3:30 pm

I hate it when people place their words into my mouth and behave as if I said them. Words are too meaningful for that shiit!

BigSkyCatinMT · Post by **BigSkyCatinMT** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 4:13 pm

Pisses me off when I stop a man from beating a woman to a bloody pulp (Too late last time), and the dumb broad is the one that calls the cops on me?

Daryl Zero · Post by **Daryl Zero** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 5:45 pm

BigSkyCatinMT wrote:Pisses me off when I stop a man from beating a woman to a bloody pulp (Too late last time), and the dumb broad is the one that calls the cops on me?

One of the reasons that cops hate DV calls. Sometimes its the "victim" that turns on them.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue Sep 01, 2015 6:45 pm

Daryl Zero wrote:
BigSkyCatinMT wrote:Pisses me off when I stop a man from beating a woman to a bloody pulp (Too late last time), and the dumb broad is the one that calls the cops on me?
One of the reasons that cops hate DV calls. Sometimes its the "victim" that turns on them.

Hate it when municipalities require that one person goes to jail no matter what.

gumby · Post by **gumby** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:28 am

Relative who invites me to Buggle over and over.

97cats · Post by **97cats** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 10:22 am

gumby wrote:Relative who invites me to Buggle over and over.

this is frickin priceless!!!

Puerco · Post by **Puerco** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 4:16 am

What Buggle?

ghostwhitehorse · Post by **ghostwhitehorse** » Mon Sep 07, 2015 8:20 am

Puerco wrote:What Buggle?

Google says it's a bubble-pop game for your mobile device. The urban dictionary definition is. . . testicle related.

Puerco · Post by **Puerco** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 6:21 am

Wait, there's an electronic game about popping bubbles? Jeebus. People need to go outside an pop some real bubbles. Or whatever.

gumby · Post by **gumby** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:29 pm

Who asks their uncle to Buggle? I mean, honestly!

Puerco · Post by **Puerco** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 2:19 am

Is this silly?

It pisses me off when people wash their hands in the restroom and then pull out 3,4,5,6 paper towels to wipte off the 3ml of water on their hands. What a waste. One is enough, people.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 6:11 am

Puerco wrote:Is this silly?

It pisses me off when people wash their hands in the restroom and then pull out 3,4,5,6 paper towels to wipte off the 3ml of water on their hands. What a waste. One is enough, people.

That's just because you don't understand how it all works together:

#1 To turn on the faucet with to avoid touching with an exposed hand

#2 To dispense soap with to avoid touching with an exposed hand

#3 To turn off the faucet with to avoid touching with an exposed hand

#4 To dry your hands

#5 To open the door with

#6 To hold over your eye in order to give some kind of vague credibility to your statement to your boss, "I'm going to have to head over to urgent care" as you run off to meet his mother in a motel room.

Puerco · Post by **Puerco** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 7:34 am

I was actually thinking about you being a possible exception as I was typing the above!

I suppose you've seen this?

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/09/07/trave ... index.html

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:05 am

One isn't enough. To properly clean your hands they need to be fully dry after washing. What's the point of using one paper tow and having your hands still completely wet? Might as well use none or not even wash your hands.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:09 am

ASUHATER! wrote:One isn't enough. To properly clean your hands they need to be fully dry after washing. What's the point of using one paper tow and having your hands still completely wet? Might as well use none or not even wash your hands.

Yep. One flimsy paper towel has never done the job. Unless you've got hands like this guy...

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:17 am

I kill a small redwood after I wash my hands.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:19 am

Why do hands have to be fully dry after washing?

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:25 am

If they are still wet for a while afterwards it can promote bacteria growth.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:31 am

Also, have you ever shaken a mans wet hand shortly after he left the men's room? Unsettling at best.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:34 am

ASUHATER! wrote:If they are still wet for a while afterwards it can promote bacteria growth.

Oh, okay. I'd rather have bacteria growth than to touch a paper towel dispenser that will put somebody's shit residues on my hand.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:35 am

azgreg wrote:Also, have you ever shaken a mans wet hand shortly after he left the men's room? Unsettling at best.

That's why President Eisenhower invented the fist bump.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:49 am

I'm cool with these too.

Just have to remember that they're not a urinal.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:50 am

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:58 am

azgreg wrote:I'm cool with these too.

Just have to remember that they're not a urinal.

A while back the mythbusters tested whether hand dryers or paper towels made a difference in hand cleanliness after washing. People that fully dried their hands with paper towels had the cleanest while those that used hand dryers basically still had dirty hands.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:13 am

ASUHATER! wrote:A while back the mythbusters tested whether hand dryers or paper towels made a difference in hand cleanliness after washing. People that fully dried their hands with paper towels had the cleanest while those that used hand dryers basically still had dirty hands.

I'm going to need to see the science on that one. Don't get me wrong, I love their show, but that doesn't make any sense.

Post by **UAdevil** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:18 am

azgreg wrote:
ASUHATER! wrote:A while back the mythbusters tested whether hand dryers or paper towels made a difference in hand cleanliness after washing. People that fully dried their hands with paper towels had the cleanest while those that used hand dryers basically still had dirty hands.
I'm going to need to see the science on that one. Don't get me wrong, I love their show, but that doesn't make any sense.

I'm guessing the physical act of wiping the hands removes more junk than the air pushing it around. The blower probably just moves the grime around and when all the moisture evaporates the grime is still on your hands...Just a guess.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:22 am

azgreg wrote:
ASUHATER! wrote:A while back the mythbusters tested whether hand dryers or paper towels made a difference in hand cleanliness after washing. People that fully dried their hands with paper towels had the cleanest while those that used hand dryers basically still had dirty hands.
I'm going to need to see the science on that one. Don't get me wrong, I love their show, but that doesn't make any sense.

It makes perfect sense. They did Petri dish swabs I believe in control cases of people that didn't wash their hands and in people that dried their hands several ways.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:35 am

Also hand dryers basically just aersolize and blow around the water that was on your hands. Lots of people don't wash, they're rinse then dry in the hand dryer. This just blows around bacteria water back onto your hands when you use the dryer next. Basically negates washing your hands. Want clean hands? Thoroughly wash them in hot water then fully dry them with paper towels.

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:37 am

Germaphobes who argue about how best to wash and dry your hands piss me off.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:39 am

Not a germaphobe at all. Just like washing my hands properly. One of the very few things I'm particular about.

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:49 am

ASUHATER! wrote:Not a germaphobe at all. Just like washing my hands properly. One of the very few things I'm particular about.

The fact that you are particular about washing your hands "properly" is amazing.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:06 am

Why wouldn't you be, especially if you have kids?

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:12 am

Dirt don't hurt.

gumby · Post by **gumby** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 1:12 pm

Alieberman wrote:Dirt don't hurt.

This.

The hand washing/drying thing is insane. The very next thing they touch is going to have germs.

They're EVERYWHERE!

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 2:47 pm

gumby wrote:
Alieberman wrote:Dirt don't hurt.
This.

The hand washing/drying thing is insane. The very next thing they touch is going to have germs.

They're EVERYWHERE!

For example: the very same knob you turned the faucet on with. It's touched by everybody before they wash their hands, and it's the first thing they touch again after they wash their hands.

BearDown89 · Post by **BearDown89** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 2:50 pm

I hate the automatic paper towel dispensers. The motion detectors are finicky. They're always adjusted wrong and don't dispense enough towel. Waiting for them to reset before they dispense another sheet is annoying while my hands are dripping. Those in my office are the worst. The Y across the street changed back to manual dispensers.

Speaking of the Y, I find that women are the worst at wiping down gym equipment after they use it. They all do a shit job with a scrap of towel, barely any spray and a cursory wipe. I'm very thorough myself.

97cats · Post by **97cats** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:48 pm

Longhorned wrote:
That's just because you don't understand how it all works together:

#1 To turn on the faucet with to avoid touching with an exposed hand

#2 To dispense soap with to avoid touching with an exposed hand

#3 To turn off the faucet with to avoid touching with an exposed hand

#4 To dry your hands

#5 To open the door with

#6 To hold over your eye in order to give some kind of vague credibility to your statement to your boss, "I'm going to have to head over to urgent care" as you run off to meet his mother in a motel room.

finally someone who gets it

97cats · Post by **97cats** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:49 pm

azgreg wrote:I'm cool with these too.

i am so not cool with these.....sometimes ya just gotta drip dry

KaibabKat · Post by **KaibabKat** » Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:30 pm

Not many people been thru army basic training around here. 1 poop, 1 piece of TP & don't forget to save the little corner in order to clean under the middle fingernail.

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