Kansas

rgdeuce · Post by **rgdeuce** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:29 am

You watch Kansas and find yourself thinking, "damn, hasn't that guy been in a Kansas uniform for seven years already" for multiple guys. The two guys expected to be drafted on this team: one is from Africa and hasn't even put on a uniform yet, the other is a Euro player who saw their minutes and production severely decrease as their freshman season wore on and can't sniff more than 14 mpg in their sophomore season. Self is so damn good at developing his players.

dirtbags · Post by **dirtbags** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:57 am

what is your malfunction, kansas? this was supposed to be your 40-0 season. stop acting like sun devils!

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 11:13 am

Any word on when he switched it over to porn so he wouldn't have to watch the annual early-season choke job?

Harvey Specter · Post by **Harvey Specter** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 7:02 pm

Chicat wrote:
Any word on when he switched it over to porn so he wouldn't have to watch the annual early-season choke job?

I think he watched porn (probably choking on hard wood) BEFORE the game as a warm-up for the choke-job he knew he would be watching his teammates engage in on the hardwood.

Puerco · Post by **Puerco** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 1:25 am

http://collegebasketball.nbcsports.com/ ... elsewhere/

When Selden looked good in South Korea it was in-part because he was more athletic than his international counterparts and they didn’t have a chance to scout him in advance like a Big 12 team would. Now that he’s back on American soil, Selden’s lack of scoring moves is getting continually exposed against the best teams. Michigan State held Selden to 0-for-10 shooting last season and again limited him to an off-night on Tuesday. He just hasn’t added moves to his repertoire since high school and if his perimeter shot isn’t falling Selden’s offense could be in for a long night.

KU and player development... And never the twain shall meet!

Kansas fans hated Wayne Selden on Tuesday night — at least the fans sitting near me. They laid into him with a ferocity I haven’t seen out of fans with their own player in quite some time. I’d drop some quotes in here, but I’d get fired; most of what they said would make Joe Pesci blush.

You stay classy Kansas fan! Nothing like hating on a player when he's down.

Main Event · Post by **Main Event** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 9:47 am

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 9:56 am

Main Event wrote:

Rumor is that he replaced Self's toupee glue with Icy Hot.

dirtbags · Post by **dirtbags** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 11:13 am

yikes - six games is no joke. is brannen selling green(e), or what?

maybe enfuego could let us know what's up, but i guess it's a "busy time" for him at work which coincidentally happens whenever ku loses. oh well.

Bear Down Vegas · Post by **Bear Down Vegas** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 1:33 pm

Six games is super weird, right? Like...how many more can you do without just kicking him off the team? I'd think that's pretty close to the max. Weird.

Jefe · Post by **Jefe** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 2:43 pm

http://www.scout.com/college/kansas/for ... -six-games" target="_blank

Consensus was he "went off" on Self about playing time. Then this was posted

It will all become clear once you read KUAC drug policy. 4th offense = 6 games.

enfuego getting some love on there as well...

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 2:49 pm

dirtbags wrote:
maybe enfuego could let us know what's up, but i guess it's a "busy time" for him at work which coincidentally happens whenever ku loses. oh well.

In his defense, the Slurpee machine's been on the fritz this whole week.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:20 pm

Jefe wrote:http://www.scout.com/college/kansas/for ... -six-games

Consensus was he "went off" on Self about playing time. Then this was posted

It will all become clear once you read KUAC drug policy. 4th offense = 6 games.
enfuego getting some love on there as well...

That thread is FUN!

enfuego · Post by **enfuego** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:23 am

Not happy watching Graham and Selden stink it up for 40 minutes while Svi and Greene ride pine.

Main Event · Post by **Main Event** » Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:49 am

What's the big fascination with Svi? He's been terrible in just about every game I've seen him play

enfuego · Post by **enfuego** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:55 pm

I'm going to have to award an enfuego technical loss for UA for that effort against Santa Clara. Once again, an opponent hands you the victory by missing free throws in regulation. Also, York was given an NBA continuation on that overtime foul, so deduct one point there and this game at worst is a draw.

Bangkok Wildcat · Post by **Bangkok Wildcat** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 12:22 am

enfuego wrote:I'm going to have to award an enfuego technical loss for UA for that effort against Santa Clara. Once again, an opponent hands you the victory by missing free throws in regulation. Also, York was given an NBA continuation on that overtime foul, so deduct one point there and this game at worst is a draw.

We deserve any and all scorn for that pathetic showing tonight......shameful.

PS. I still hate Bill Self and Kansas!

Puerco · Post by **Puerco** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 2:44 am

enfuego wrote:I'm going to have to award an enfuego technical loss for UA for that effort against Santa Clara. Once again, an opponent hands you the victory by missing free throws in regulation. Also, York was given an NBA continuation on that overtime foul, so deduct one point there and this game at worst is a draw.

So in Enfuego world we now have the same record as KU? Okay.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 7:13 am

Gotta love early season enfuego shit talk . . . you know, before all the ACTUAL Kansas losses start piling up.

Puerco · Post by **Puerco** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 8:48 am

Chicat wrote:Gotta love early season enfuego shit talk . . . you know, before all the ACTUAL Kansas losses start piling up.

Too late.

Bear Down Vegas · Post by **Bear Down Vegas** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 8:57 am

I think Arizona ends each season with at least two losses more than they actually have according to Fuegs. This has been happening for YEARS. The "technical" loss.

How many extra losses has Kansas had these last five seasons? I mean, not including the actual super embarrassing losses.

enfuego · Post by **enfuego** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 9:42 am

Chicat wrote:Gotta love early season enfuego shit talk . . . you know, before all the ACTUAL Kansas losses start piling up.

Now that we have Diallo back, we have no weaknesses. Final Four Baby! I'll send Arizona fans a postcard.

enfuego · Post by **enfuego** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 9:44 am

Bear Down Vegas wrote:I think Arizona ends each season with at least two losses more than they actually have according to Fuegs. This has been happening for YEARS. The "technical" loss.

How many extra losses has Kansas had these last five seasons? I mean, not including the actual super embarrassing losses.

With KU's victory over UCLA are we now the de facto Pac12 champions?

Bear Down Vegas · Post by **Bear Down Vegas** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 10:33 am

you not only didn't answer the question to the post you quoted, you made a leap that makes zero sense. c'mon man.

i know your game is better than that. are you "Selfing" this early in the season?

Spaceman Spiff · Post by **Spaceman Spiff** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 10:42 am

enfuego wrote:
Chicat wrote:Gotta love early season enfuego shit talk . . . you know, before all the ACTUAL Kansas losses start piling up.
Now that we have Diallo back, we have no weaknesses. Final Four Baby! I'll send Arizona fans a postcard.

If this is a good Kansas team, isn't the actual result supposed to be a Big 12 title, a #1 seed and a loss in the round of 32?

Don't get too confident, the last time that happened, it broke Joel Embiid's back and he still hasn't recovered.

TucsonClip · Post by **TucsonClip** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 11:41 am

enfuego wrote:I'm going to have to award an enfuego technical loss for UA for that effort against Santa Clara. Once again, an opponent hands you the victory by missing free throws in regulation. Also, York was given an NBA continuation on that overtime foul, so deduct one point there and this game at worst is a draw.

The only way fuegs can feel good about himself is declaring an Arizona win, a loss... How many enfuego technical wins have you awarded Kansas the last few years?

Post by **UAdevil** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 3:12 pm

Technical loss for Kansas, right Enfuego?

enfuego · Post by **enfuego** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 3:46 pm

UAdevil wrote:Technical loss for Kansas, right Enfuego?

Solid win. Harvard was never in the lead and never in a position to take the lead or tie the game by missing freethrows or home cooking by the referees.

Post by **UAdevil** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 3:57 pm

1 possession game inside the final minute. GTFO

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 3:59 pm

Didn't know you could tie a game by missing free throws.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 4:01 pm

Didn't know a team could get home cooking on the other team's court.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 4:19 pm

UAdevil wrote:Technical loss for Kansas, right Enfuego?

No other way to spin it. At home no less.

enfuego · Post by **enfuego** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:21 am

I was using examples from Arizona games which clearly demonstrate what constitutes a technical loss.

qwertyus · Post by **qwertyus** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 4:45 pm

enfuego wrote:I was caught by my own stupid, arbitrary rules, which clearly demonstrate what an idiot I am

FYP.

When you let Harvard hang around that long in your house, you lose.

84Cat · Post by **84Cat** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 7:24 pm

lol!!!

rgdeuce · Post by **rgdeuce** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 10:39 am

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 1:37 pm

Literally laughed out loud at Kansas being ranked #2 in the AP poll. Almost losing at home to an under .500 Ivy League team must have been as impressive to the media voters as it was to enfuego.

enfuego · Post by **enfuego** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 5:22 pm

Chicat wrote:Literally laughed out loud at Kansas being ranked #2 in the AP poll. Almost losing at home to an under .500 Ivy League team must have been as impressive to the media voters as it was to enfuego.

Providence. /drops mic

97cats · Post by **97cats** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 5:24 pm

enfuego wrote:
Providence. /drops mic

im not sure what losing to Providence in a tight game on a neutral floor does for the Kansas argument or why it would insight a mic drop???

care to explain??

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 5:29 pm

97cats wrote:
im not sure what losing to Providence in a tight game on a neutral floor does for the Kansas argument or why it would insight a mic drop???

care to explain??

He's a moron? A masochist? Both?

enfuego · Post by **enfuego** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 6:33 pm

UAEebs86 wrote:
97cats wrote:
im not sure what losing to Providence in a tight game on a neutral floor does for the Kansas argument or why it would insight a mic drop???

care to explain??
He's a moron? A masochist? Both?

Frybry02 · Post by **Frybry02** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 5:17 pm

KU @SDSU tonight. If SDSU is allowed to play physical, they could keep this game close. KUs first true road game of the year.

carolinacat · Post by **carolinacat** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:19 pm

Frybry02 wrote:KU @SDSU tonight. If SDSU is allowed to play physical, they could keep this game close. KUs first true road game of the year.

KU = Mt. West Champs!

Jefe · Post by **Jefe** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:17 am

enfuego wrote:Providence. /drops mic

12-1 Providence ranked 14th in the Coaches and 10th in the AP?

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:12 am

SDSU pulled within 4 points a couple of times in the 2nd half. Technical loss?

enfuego · Post by **enfuego** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:32 am

Chicat wrote:SDSU pulled within 4 points a couple of times in the 2nd half. Technical loss?

Solid win.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:19 am

enfuego wrote:
Chicat wrote:SDSU pulled within 4 points a couple of times in the 2nd half. Technical loss?

Solid win.

They lost to grand canyon and San Diego recently.

enfuego · Post by **enfuego** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:47 am

ASUHATER! wrote:
enfuego wrote:
Chicat wrote:SDSU pulled within 4 points a couple of times in the 2nd half. Technical loss?

Solid win.
They lost to grand canyon and San Diego recently.

They beat Cal, Illinois State and lost by 4 at Utah and more importantly didn't lose to Providence (who has two good players and a bunch of scrubs) and didn't have a technical loss to Santa Clara.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:49 am

Sdsu isn't a great win this year.

Spaceman Spiff · Post by **Spaceman Spiff** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:58 am

enfuego wrote:
ASUHATER! wrote:
enfuego wrote:
Chicat wrote:SDSU pulled within 4 points a couple of times in the 2nd half. Technical loss?

Solid win.
They lost to grand canyon and San Diego recently.
They beat Cal, Illinois State and lost by 4 at Utah and more importantly didn't lose to Providence (who has two good players and a bunch of scrubs) and didn't have a technical loss to Santa Clara.

That sort of reasoning isn't going to get you out of the round of 32.

enfuego · Post by **enfuego** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 12:00 pm

ASUHATER! wrote:Sdsu isn't a great win this year.

Solid win. On the road.

I know you all are playing better since your two early losses (Santa Clara and Providence) and had a solid win against a Gonzaga team missing its best player and with no guard play, but outside of that you have been beating up on a pretty weak schedule to be criticizing the #2 team in the country.

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