Post Your Job Thread --

gumby · Post by **gumby** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 4:58 pm

VegasCatFan wrote:Internal Auditor for the biggest casino company out here in Las Vegas. It's the reason I've been able to get Friends & Family deals for hotel rooms for quite a few people for the PAC-12 tourney, or any other time. And now they allow us to do F&F for shows too. Anybody need a room for the tourney, just send me a PM.

And don't be surprised if ticket prices go up a little bit for the PAC-12 tourney due to new state laws regarding the Entertainment Tax. Got more info on the future of the tourney but I'll save that for the PAC-12 tourney thread in the basketball forum.

AKA, the most important person here.

legallykenny · Post by **legallykenny** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 7:32 pm

Lawyer at a large law firm. Mostly represent investment banks financing casinos and private equity sponsors with a side of REIT financing work and CLO work. Living the dream...

Daryl Zero · Post by **Daryl Zero** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 8:30 pm

legallykenny wrote:Lawyer at a large law firm. Mostly represent investment banks financing casinos and private equity sponsors with a side of REIT financing work and CLO work. Living the dream...

The fact that investment banks finance casinos should tell gamblers something.

catgrad97 · Post by **catgrad97** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 11:51 pm

VegasCatFan wrote:Internal Auditor for the biggest casino company out here in Las Vegas. It's the reason I've been able to get Friends & Family deals for hotel rooms for quite a few people for the PAC-12 tourney, or any other time. And now they allow us to do F&F for shows too. Anybody need a room for the tourney, just send me a PM.

And don't be surprised if ticket prices go up a little bit for the PAC-12 tourney due to new state laws regarding the Entertainment Tax. Got more info on the future of the tourney but I'll save that for the PAC-12 tourney thread in the basketball forum.

I find your ideas intriguing, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Or I could just buy you a beer at the Grand in March and tell you how awesome you are. Keep me in mind, sir.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 10:21 am

wyo-cat wrote:I'm a Manager in Facilities Management at a certain university in So. AZ. I go to meetings and look at chicks all day.

My office heater is still busted! Can you get it fixed for me? Put in the work order over a week ago.

I work as a programmer on the Advancement side of ITS for a mid size central coast of CA university looking at chicks all day.

For those not familiar with the concept, Advancement deals with soliciting donations, with alumni and parents being top targets.

I still get crap from the UA in the mail from their Advancement department and I graduated 31 years ago and never gave them a dime.

Advancement is extremely important now to almost every university, especially state schools due to all the budget cuts over the years.

gumby · Post by **gumby** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 12:55 pm

Yes, they are relentless. And if you do give, you get 2x the amount of mail!

gumby · Post by **gumby** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 12:56 pm

legallykenny wrote:Lawyer at a large law firm. Mostly represent investment banks financing casinos and private equity sponsors with a side of REIT financing work and CLO work. Living the dream...

Any tribal casinos? Talked with a former Red Rock guy (Vegas company) who is working with the Spokane Tribe on one.

OSUCat · Post by **OSUCat** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 8:30 pm

I am an environmental/transportation planner for a local, woman owned, consulting company. I work on a range of topics from state transportation National Environmental Protection Act documentation, roadway access studies, road safety studies, to more city specific planning projects. A few city specific projects include: pedestrian and bicycle plans, transportation plans, and zoning ordinances. The company has done work state wide but is looking to spread into the surrounding states for additional planning work.

threenumberones · Post by **threenumberones** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 11:34 am

Longhorned wrote:art historian

If your kids are in college and I'm teaching them, a few things have gone majorly wrong for you and it's time for you to recalibrate.

Holy shit I laughed for a minute at this. That's funny as hell.

Corporate development consulting with a boutique firm.

legallykenny · Post by **legallykenny** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 2:52 pm

gumby wrote:
legallykenny wrote:Lawyer at a large law firm. Mostly represent investment banks financing casinos and private equity sponsors with a side of REIT financing work and CLO work. Living the dream...
Any tribal casinos? Talked with a former Red Rock guy (Vegas company) who is working with the Spokane Tribe on one.

As a matter of fact I closed a tribal casino financing this morning. Have another in process that's struggling in the market at the moment.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 3:10 pm

legallykenny wrote:
gumby wrote:
legallykenny wrote:Lawyer at a large law firm. Mostly represent investment banks financing casinos and private equity sponsors with a side of REIT financing work and CLO work. Living the dream...
Any tribal casinos? Talked with a former Red Rock guy (Vegas company) who is working with the Spokane Tribe on one.
As a matter of fact I closed a tribal casino financing this morning. Have another in process that's struggling in the market at the moment.

Reality is against me on this, but I still choose envision that as a face-to-face meeting with a group of guys who desperately plead their case to you, involving even personal family matters irrelevant to the discussion, and you put your cigar out, stand up and say, "Gentlemen, I've said my peace. That will be all. Have a nice day."

legallykenny · Post by **legallykenny** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:03 pm

Longhorned wrote:
legallykenny wrote:
gumby wrote:
legallykenny wrote:Lawyer at a large law firm. Mostly represent investment banks financing casinos and private equity sponsors with a side of REIT financing work and CLO work. Living the dream...
Any tribal casinos? Talked with a former Red Rock guy (Vegas company) who is working with the Spokane Tribe on one.
As a matter of fact I closed a tribal casino financing this morning. Have another in process that's struggling in the market at the moment.
Reality is against me on this, but I still choose envision that as a face-to-face meeting with a group of guys who desperately plead their case to you, involving even personal family matters irrelevant to the discussion, and you put your cigar out, stand up and say, "Gentlemen, I've said my peace. That will be all. Have a nice day."

A Bloomberg article said the following a few years ago after the Caesars bond guaranty release fiasco, that is a far more accurate description:

"The entire edifice of modern financial capitalism is built on 100-page documents drafted by exhausted 26-year-olds and read by nobody. The reason disputes like this always bring out people talking about how important it is to dig deep into the documents is that nobody ever does."

They got everything right except for the fact that the documents we draft are more like 200-300 pages long.

the real dill · Post by **the real dill** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 10:57 pm

Financial Operations both pre and post-merger.

Coop Cat · Post by **Coop Cat** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:38 am

OSUCat wrote:I am an environmental/transportation planner for a local, woman owned, consulting company. I work on a range of topics from state transportation National Environmental Protection Act documentation, roadway access studies, road safety studies, to more city specific planning projects. A few city specific projects include: pedestrian and bicycle plans, transportation plans, and zoning ordinances. The company has done work state wide but is looking to spread into the surrounding states for additional planning work.

Does this get you more business? I have seen this advertised over the years and have never really understood the point of it unless it really brings in additional business over and above what would be acquired otherwise.

waysouthcat · Post by **waysouthcat** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:48 pm

Deputy chief geotechnical engineer for Bechtel in Jubail Industrial City, Saudi Arabia.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:53 pm

waysouthcat wrote:Deputy chief geotechnical engineer for Bechtel in Jubail Industrial City, Saudi Arabia.

Are you the guy who tastes the food before they feed it to the king?

waysouthcat · Post by **waysouthcat** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:05 pm

azgreg wrote:
waysouthcat wrote:Deputy chief geotechnical engineer for Bechtel in Jubail Industrial City, Saudi Arabia.
Are you the guy who tastes the food before they feed it to the king?

No, that's the assistant to the deputy chief geotechnical engineer.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:12 pm

Coop Cat wrote:
OSUCat wrote:I am an environmental/transportation planner for a local, woman owned, consulting company. I work on a range of topics from state transportation National Environmental Protection Act documentation, roadway access studies, road safety studies, to more city specific planning projects. A few city specific projects include: pedestrian and bicycle plans, transportation plans, and zoning ordinances. The company has done work state wide but is looking to spread into the surrounding states for additional planning work.
Does this get you more business? I have seen this advertised over the years and have never really understood the point of it unless it really brings in additional business over and above what would be acquired otherwise.

I know in Chicago it does. If you have city contracts of any sort, you have to look at women-owned or minority-owned subcontractors first.

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:28 pm

My 2nd job is that I am King of my Household.

Basically it involves my kids not paying any attention to anything I say and my wife getting pissed at everything I do.

It doesn't pay well but at least it's utterly unrewarding.

(Maybe I should move this to the venting thread?)

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:35 pm

Alieberman wrote:My 2nd job is that I am King of my Household.

Basically it involves my kids not paying any attention to anything I say and my wife getting pissed at everything I do.

It doesn't pay well but at least it's utterly unrewarding.

(Maybe I should move this to the venting thread?)

Like I told you, you lost all your cred with that Abe Lincoln lecture you gave to your sons while gesticulating with a toilet brush.

EOCT · Post by **EOCT** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:51 pm

None.

Part-time: paint, draw, sculpt, surf, ski, mountain bike, read. Chair the Board of a pension fund for an order of Catholic nuns. (I'm not a practicing Catholic). Serve on several Boards of not-for-profits, including an acute care hospital chain; and Board of a bank's ownership/governance of its foreign assets.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:25 pm

EOCT wrote:None.

Part-time: paint, draw, sculpt, surf, ski, mountain bike, read. Chair the Board of a pension fund for an order of Catholic nuns. (I'm not a practicing Catholic). Serve on several Boards of not-for-profits, including an acute care hospital chain; and Board of a bank's ownership/governance of its foreign assets.

Can I asked what you used to do, Mr. EOCT? I suspect there's a reason in your professional past for why everyone wants you to serve on a board. If I had the time, ain't nobody want me serving on no board.

EOCT · Post by **EOCT** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:20 pm

Public corp. exec.

Ain't nobody want you serving on no Board? Ain't so Prof. Longhorned. You'd be a special asset to any Board. You're real. Seriously, many if not most corp Boards are hotbeds of laziness, timidity and wisdom when it comes to strategic governance over the long term. You'd be a breath of fresh air.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 1:15 pm

EOCT wrote:Public corp. exec.

Ain't nobody want you serving on no Board? Ain't so Prof. Longhorned. You'd be a special asset to any Board. You're real. Seriously, many if not most corp Boards are hotbeds of laziness, timidity and wisdom when it comes to strategic governance over the long term. You'd be a breath of fresh air.

Thanks, EOCT! And if anybody tells me I'm too lazy, I'll tell them I have over 4,000 posts on a college sports message board.

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:07 pm

Don't discredit yourself, you had way more on tos

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:08 pm

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:19 pm

Longhorned wrote:
EOCT wrote:Public corp. exec.

Ain't nobody want you serving on no Board? Ain't so Prof. Longhorned. You'd be a special asset to any Board. You're real. Seriously, many if not most corp Boards are hotbeds of laziness, timidity and wisdom when it comes to strategic governance over the long term. You'd be a breath of fresh air.
Thanks, EOCT! And if anybody tells me I'm too lazy, I'll tell them I have over 4,000 posts on a college sports message board.

Pfffffffffff.
-Chicat

ASUCatFan · Post by **ASUCatFan** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 6:10 pm

I work for a for-profit Charter school system. My official title is "Technology Integration Specialist", which theoretically means I develop and present trainings for teachers to help them better use education technology. I do quite a bit of that, but I'm also developing a CTE class for students, do handyman work at our schools, substitute teach...

I'm actually hoping to move out of the education field altogether in the next couple of years. It's better now that I'm not an administrator and have to worry significantly less about harebrained schemes like standardized testing, but the pay is still lousy.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 6:33 pm

azgreg wrote:
Longhorned wrote:
EOCT wrote:Public corp. exec.

Ain't nobody want you serving on no Board? Ain't so Prof. Longhorned. You'd be a special asset to any Board. You're real. Seriously, many if not most corp Boards are hotbeds of laziness, timidity and wisdom when it comes to strategic governance over the long term. You'd be a breath of fresh air.
Thanks, EOCT! And if anybody tells me I'm too lazy, I'll tell them I have over 4,000 posts on a college sports message board.
Pfffffffffff.
-Chicat

Merkin laughs mockingly...

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 3:01 pm

ASUCatFan wrote:I work for a for-profit Charter school system. My official title is "Technology Integration Specialist", which theoretically means I develop and present trainings for teachers to help them better use education technology. I do quite a bit of that, but I'm also developing a CTE class for students, do handyman work at our schools, substitute teach...

I'm actually hoping to move out of the education field altogether in the next couple of years. It's better now that I'm not an administrator and have to worry significantly less about harebrained schemes like standardized testing, but the pay is still lousy.

What do you mean by "handyman work"? Like, in the usual sense? If yes, is that something extra for extra pay? Or do you get called over to another school to fix some bookshelves in the library at 2:00 on a Wednesday after having spent that morning developing training sessions for educational technology?

Carcassdragger · Post by **Carcassdragger** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:29 pm

Natural Resource/Wildlife Biologist for one of the military branches.

ASUCatFan · Post by **ASUCatFan** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 8:18 pm

Longhorned wrote:
What do you mean by "handyman work"? Like, in the usual sense? If yes, is that something extra for extra pay? Or do you get called over to another school to fix some bookshelves in the library at 2:00 on a Wednesday after having spent that morning developing training sessions for educational technology?

By "Handyman work", I mean I used to do construction and have a nice set of power tools I know how to use. I wind up being the guy who has to hang whiteboards, fix minor building issues, build furniture... I don't really mind doing that, but it doesn't fit my job description and I don't get paid extra for it. The substitute teaching part is what really chaps my ass. There is one teacher who calls out sick frequently and she apparently doesn't believe in writing sub plans for the students.

rgdeuce · Post by **rgdeuce** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:08 am

Kush government job.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:11 am

rgdeuce wrote:Kush government job.

Weed?

rgdeuce · Post by **rgdeuce** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:53 am

Intentional, but no, it's not that cool or cush.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:28 pm

Thought maybe you worked for the Dept. of Funyons & XBox.

OSUCat · Post by **OSUCat** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 12:40 pm

Coop Cat wrote:
OSUCat wrote:I am an environmental/transportation planner for a local, woman owned, consulting company. I work on a range of topics from state transportation National Environmental Protection Act documentation, roadway access studies, road safety studies, to more city specific planning projects. A few city specific projects include: pedestrian and bicycle plans, transportation plans, and zoning ordinances. The company has done work state wide but is looking to spread into the surrounding states for additional planning work.
Does this get you more business? I have seen this advertised over the years and have never really understood the point of it unless it really brings in additional business over and above what would be acquired otherwise.

Yes it does. It goes under the Disadvantaged Business Enterprises (DBE) [51% owned by women or minorities] certification for state and federal work . A good portion of state transportation projects require a % of the work to be done by a DBE firm. If it wasn't for the DBE status i know a few consulting firms that would not survive.

catgrad97 · Post by **catgrad97** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:33 pm

ASUCatFan wrote:
Longhorned wrote:
What do you mean by "handyman work"? Like, in the usual sense? If yes, is that something extra for extra pay? Or do you get called over to another school to fix some bookshelves in the library at 2:00 on a Wednesday after having spent that morning developing training sessions for educational technology?

By "Handyman work", I mean I used to do construction and have a nice set of power tools I know how to use. I wind up being the guy who has to hang whiteboards, fix minor building issues, build furniture... I don't really mind doing that, but it doesn't fit my job description and I don't get paid extra for it. The substitute teaching part is what really chaps my ass. There is one teacher who calls out sick frequently and she apparently doesn't believe in writing sub plans for the students.

She teaches ELL, doesn't she?

Second-language teachers were always the worst lesson planners. I would always carry around a backup movie, just in case.

ASUCatFan · Post by **ASUCatFan** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:22 pm

catgrad97 wrote:
She teaches ELL, doesn't she?

Nope. English. Last time I had to sub for her, we watched Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail. It was funny. She worked for the company two years ago and sexually harassed me before she quit and then was rehired, but that's a completely different story. File it under "ridiculous double standards" or something like that.

cats101 · Post by **cats101** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:46 pm

Been pushing 50+ hours for the past 3 weeks. Can feel the pounds coming on.

How does one hold a "desk job" working crazy hours without getting fat?

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 10:00 pm

cats101 wrote:Been pushing 50+ hours for the past 3 weeks. Can feel the pounds coming on.

How does one hold a "desk job" working crazy hours without getting fat?

There's a reason why it's called "Office Ass".

PerpEph · Post by **PerpEph** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 11:10 am

Attorney - practicing Labor and Employment in a large firm.

PerpEph · Post by **PerpEph** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 11:14 am

cats101 wrote:Been pushing 50+ hours for the past 3 weeks. Can feel the pounds coming on.

How does one hold a "desk job" working crazy hours without getting fat?

I am currently struggling with this as well. It takes extreme discipline. Salads for lunch. Walk around the office as much as you can. Join a gym. Don't "stress drink."

All easier said than done, because without good tasty food or alcohol, where's the fun when you're working 70 hour weeks?

threenumberones · Post by **threenumberones** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 6:16 am

PerpEph wrote:
cats101 wrote:Been pushing 50+ hours for the past 3 weeks. Can feel the pounds coming on.

How does one hold a "desk job" working crazy hours without getting fat?
I am currently struggling with this as well. It takes extreme discipline. Salads for lunch. Walk around the office as much as you can. Join a gym. Don't "stress drink."

All easier said than done, because without good tasty food or alcohol, where's the fun when you're working 70 hour weeks?

Yea. I'm squarely in this boat, and toddler twins with a full-time working mother don't help. Right now I'm trying a juice thing and it's fucking killing me.

Lando05 · Post by **Lando05** » Sat Jun 11, 2016 3:12 pm

Supposed to start at Vanguard on 06/20, very excited for this new career opportunity and contingent on me passing my series 7 and 63 in late July early August.

phenom5 · Post by **phenom5** » Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:39 pm

Sys Admin for a software development company.

Slightly worried about the direction of leadership at this point, so I figured I should throw this out there...

cat77 · Post by **cat77** » Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:25 pm

Purchaser for Caterpillar.

JMarkJohns · Post by **JMarkJohns** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:33 am

Made a move today:

Still teach part time, but:

Marketing Educator, Account Manager with Better Business Bureau.

Base pay is almost what I earned as a full time educator, plus commission/residuals, plus full benefits.

Newer region, so all upside, and I have an eye on their expansion toward Flagstaff in a few years that could find me back there, maybe running it.

If all goes well, I could make make double what I did as a full time educator, and I'll I'm doing it talking!

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:42 pm

Well done J.

EastCoastCat · Post by **EastCoastCat** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:10 pm

IT PM for a large Consulting Company

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