Suck it, Bobby Hurley

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 9:01 pm

Gilbertcat wrote:Lol...I flipped over to their game...he put the tarps back up. 1/3 full against a top 10 team.

They play central Arkansas at home at noon on Thursday...I wonder if even 1000 people will be there.

Gilbertcat · Post by **Gilbertcat** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 9:04 pm

Dang...why would you schedule at that time? 1000 indeed. Mostly the players' families and homeless people.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 9:08 pm

Gilbertcat wrote:Dang...why would you schedule at that time? 1000 indeed. Mostly the players' families and homeless people.

If homeless people had a can of food, wouldn't they just eat it instead of using it for admission to a Scummies game?

Gilbertcat · Post by **Gilbertcat** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 9:23 pm

I incorrectly assumed they would give out free nachos then

dirtbags · Post by **dirtbags** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 9:51 pm

ohhh

when you said "homeless people" i just assumed you meant asu alums

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sun Jan 01, 2017 9:55 pm

Doesn't look like he's enjoying it.

Bangkok Wildcat · Post by **Bangkok Wildcat** » Sun Jan 01, 2017 10:53 pm

Chicat wrote:Doesn't look like he's enjoying it.

Every time I see him he looks like he's about to throw a temper tantrum......perfect fit

Olsondogg · Post by **Olsondogg** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 8:49 am

Bobby strikes me as the kind of guy who is pissed off in the midst of an orgasm

Bangkok Wildcat · Post by **Bangkok Wildcat** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 5:55 pm

Olsondogg wrote:Bobby strikes me as the kind of guy who is pissed off in the midst of an orgasm

Lol....and probably afterwards too!

Hey Spaceman...the title of this thread just feels too soft.....can't you change it back to 'Suck it Bobby Hurley' or anything else more defamatory? He doesn't deserve your respect IMHO.

Spaceman Spiff · Post by **Spaceman Spiff** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:15 pm

Olsondogg wrote:Bobby strikes me as the kind of guy who is pissed off in the midst of an orgasm

I assume it goes like this:

-Furtive, abrupt foreplay, followed by Bobby pressing her to remove her clothes, then offering sharp criticism of how fast she is doing it.
-Bobby insists on commencing the act with his hands behind his back. This makes it more difficult, and he gets progressively sharper with blaming her.
-He offers up a few herky jerky thrusts while staring at his framed photo of Coach K.
-He makes his ejection face.
-He gets in the shower and recreates this pose.

azcat49 · Post by **azcat49** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:01 pm

Sparky's pose or the guy holding his face in his hands

Bangkok Wildcat · Post by **Bangkok Wildcat** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:23 pm

Spaceman Spiff wrote:
Olsondogg wrote:Bobby strikes me as the kind of guy who is pissed off in the midst of an orgasm
I assume it goes like this:

-Furtive, abrupt foreplay, followed by Bobby pressing her to remove her clothes, then offering sharp criticism of how fast she is doing it.
-Bobby insists on commencing the act with his hands behind his back. This makes it more difficult, and he gets progressively sharper with blaming her.
-He offers up a few herky jerky thrusts while staring at his framed photo of Coach K.
-He makes his ejection face.
-He gets in the shower and recreates this pose.

Lol....Hey Spaceman, you forgot about the Curtain of Distraction in that process

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:29 pm

LOL nobody is having sex with that bridge troll unless they're roofied. That's why ASU is his dream job.

rgdeuce · Post by **rgdeuce** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 9:00 pm

Olsondogg wrote:Bobby strikes me as the kind of guy who is pissed off in the midst of an orgasm

Im sure Laettner wasn't gentle with him

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 9:07 pm

What is the over/under for how long Hurley will be at ASU? They were 15-17 last year and look to be about the same kinda team this year. Sendek was fired for missing the tournament in 2015. I'd think that if they don't go to at least the NIT this year then he is NIT or bust next season.

rgdeuce · Post by **rgdeuce** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 9:35 pm

Four years and hes gone. Absolutely nothing is pointing to this guy even making an NCAA tournament in that span. His personality and antics, especially when losing is involved, are likely going to lead to a soured marriage

Spaceman Spiff · Post by **Spaceman Spiff** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 9:03 pm

Hey Bobby!

We played a bad game and still whipped you guys. Maybe those wins ain't so easy in Tucson.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:19 pm

Hey Bobby, you ferret-face motherfucker....

Are you enjoying it? Next time we won't use lube.

rgdeuce · Post by **rgdeuce** » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:18 am

Bobby was getting ejected that game had his team not started chucking up prayer 3's on every possession, most going in by the grace of God. That's a 30-40 point loss otherwise. He was begging for it after the first T, looking for anything.

All hate aside, Bobby has got to be competing for that worst coach in the conference spot. I was in stitches every time two ASU players ran to TRIPLE team Lauri when he was 15 feet from the basket with his back to the defender (Bobby apparently doesn't watch much film). Their offensive game plan (shoot 3's anytime the defender isn't close enough to smell your breath) and fundamentals were to die for.

PHXCATS · Post by **PHXCATS** » Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:27 pm

Why does it always look like Bobby Hurley's shirts and pants are too big for him?

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:28 pm

PHXCATS wrote:Why does it always look like Bobby Hurley's shirts and pants are too big for him?

His momma dresses him funny.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:12 pm

Chicat wrote:Hey Bobby, you ferret-face motherfucker....

Are you enjoying it? Next time we won't use lube.

If memory serves it's something like "... ungreased backdoor hammertime." Oh, how feral!

EVCat · Post by **EVCat** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:22 am

rgdeuce wrote:
All hate aside, Bobby has got to be competing for that worst coach in the conference spot. I was in stitches every time two ASU players ran to TRIPLE team Lauri when he was 15 feet from the basket with his back to the defender (Bobby apparently doesn't watch much film). Their offensive game plan (shoot 3's anytime the defender isn't close enough to smell your breath) and fundamentals were to die for.

This. The first time I thought it was a double (which still didn't make sense with Lauri back to the basket) that the third guy just got confused, but then they did it again. The first one, he got the ball to Chance at the block after going toward the sideline to make room and Chance got fouled, but if CC had been patient, he could have flipped it over his shoulder to a cutter for a dunk as there was nearly no one left on defense for ASU.

Their offensive gameplan, I know, is to shoot threes and they are undersized, but they ran nothing down low and didn't even really look to drive to the basket to get a foul or draw the D to make the three easier. They went 0-Fer in the first half from 3 because they got zero looks, and when they started hitting in the 2nd, they still weren't getting looks...they were hitting shots despite dead in-their-face closeouts.

baconus66 · Post by **baconus66** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 12:55 pm

I think the biggest affect of the stuff Bobby Hurley says and does (including the Tucson comments) is it takes attention away from his players. Throughout the game people were paying as much attention to his antics as the play of his players. That's a problem. Obviously college coaches are as big of stars as their players sometimes, but it should be because of the performance of the team not the actions of the coach (as would be the case the vast majority of the time for Miller). When the actions of a coach overshadow the players it rarely speaks well for the team, the locker room chemistry, and performance (see Mike Stoops).

Puerco · Post by **Puerco** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 11:11 pm

And then players have to take extreme measures to get any attention at all, right Torian?

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:46 am

CatFanOneMil · Post by **CatFanOneMil** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 9:03 am

Some asked Dana Altman if there were any similarities between the two Hurley brothers, his response:

"They both complain a lot"...

Dana Altman throwing shade...you gotta be a special kind of jerk to get a response like that from him...

prh · Post by **prh** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 9:10 am

CatFanOneMil wrote:Some asked Dana Altman if there were any similarities between the two Hurley brothers, his response:

"They both complain a lot"...

Dana Altman throwing shade...you gotta be a special kind of jerk to get a response like that from him...

rgdeuce · Post by **rgdeuce** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 9:42 am

It's no wonder that Altman and Miller get along so well and have such a high respect for each other

I know some people aren't a fan of his because of some of the questionable transfers he has welcomed in with open arms, but I'm a big fan of the guy when we aren't playing them.

jsbowl16 · Post by **jsbowl16** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 9:48 am

I dont want to give us any bad vibes here but I was looking at final four tickets last week and found the vip packages. It looks like you can meet Sean Elliott, Miles and Lute and then you can also meet Laettner and Hurley.

https://www.primesport.com/w/final-four-hospitality" target="_blank

Olsondogg · Post by **Olsondogg** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:07 am

rgdeuce wrote:It's no wonder that Altman and Miller get along so well and have such a high respect for each other I know some people aren't a fan of his because of some of the questionable transfers he has welcomed in with open arms, but I'm a big fan of the guy when we aren't playing them.

I wouldn't say it's the questionable transfers as much as looking the other way on a rape case in order to make the NCAA and secure a bonus.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 10:39 am

jsbowl16 wrote:I dont want to give us any bad vibes here but I was looking at final four tickets last week and found the vip packages. It looks like you can meet Sean Elliott, Miles and Lute and then you can also meet Laettner and Hurley.

https://www.primesport.com/w/final-four-hospitality" target="_blank

Can you punch the Dukies? Asking for a friend.

Spaceman Spiff · Post by **Spaceman Spiff** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 12:01 pm

Chicat wrote:
jsbowl16 wrote:I dont want to give us any bad vibes here but I was looking at final four tickets last week and found the vip packages. It looks like you can meet Sean Elliott, Miles and Lute and then you can also meet Laettner and Hurley.

https://www.primesport.com/w/final-four-hospitality" target="_blank
Can you punch the Dukies? Asking for a friend.

They should include a chance to get a piggyback ride from Jay Williams.

Gato Salvaje · Post by **Gato Salvaje** » Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:17 am

Spaceman Spiff wrote:
Chicat wrote:
jsbowl16 wrote:I dont want to give us any bad vibes here but I was looking at final four tickets last week and found the vip packages. It looks like you can meet Sean Elliott, Miles and Lute and then you can also meet Laettner and Hurley.

https://www.primesport.com/w/final-four-hospitality" target="_blank
Can you punch the Dukies? Asking for a friend.
They should include a chance to get a piggyback ride from Jay Williams.

He's more a pitcher than a catcher

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:32 pm

What an immature schmuck.

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:36 pm

He is really the perfect coach for ASU if this is really going to be a legitimate rivalry. He is so easy to hate but I think he’s as good a coach as they could hope for

Spaceman Spiff · Post by **Spaceman Spiff** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:36 pm

TatetheGreat · Post by **TatetheGreat** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:37 pm

He was still screaming in the hallway and had to be pushed toward the locker room by an assistant. He took exception to someone suggesting he stinks.

CatMG · Post by **CatMG** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:41 pm

Alieberman wrote:He is really the perfect coach for ASU if this is really going to be a legitimate rivalry. He is so easy to hate but I think he’s as good a coach as they could hope for

I couldn't imagine a more perfect fit than Hurley and asu. He acts like Stoops on steroids.

PHXCATS · Post by **PHXCATS** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:49 pm

TatetheGreat wrote:He was still screaming in the hallway and had to be pushed toward the locker room by an assistant. He took exception to someone suggesting he stinks.

Is that really it? All they said to him is that he sucks?

TatetheGreat · Post by **TatetheGreat** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:52 pm

PHXCATS wrote:
TatetheGreat wrote:He was still screaming in the hallway and had to be pushed toward the locker room by an assistant. He took exception to someone suggesting he stinks.
Is that really it? All they said to him is that he sucks?

No idea, but he's a whiny, hair-trigger bitch boy.

Spaceman Spiff · Post by **Spaceman Spiff** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:52 pm

CatMG wrote:
Alieberman wrote:He is really the perfect coach for ASU if this is really going to be a legitimate rivalry. He is so easy to hate but I think he’s as good a coach as they could hope for
I couldn't imagine a more perfect fit than Hurley and asu. He acts like Stoops on steroids.

If he's Stoops on steroids, the steroids aren't building muscle.

CatMG · Post by **CatMG** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:53 pm

Spaceman Spiff wrote:
CatMG wrote:
Alieberman wrote:He is really the perfect coach for ASU if this is really going to be a legitimate rivalry. He is so easy to hate but I think he’s as good a coach as they could hope for
I couldn't imagine a more perfect fit than Hurley and asu. He acts like Stoops on steroids.
If he's Stoops on steroids, the steroids aren't building muscle.

Well he does have a pretty big head.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:53 pm

PHXCATS wrote:
TatetheGreat wrote:He was still screaming in the hallway and had to be pushed toward the locker room by an assistant. He took exception to someone suggesting he stinks.
Is that really it? All they said to him is that he sucks?

He thought it was Christian Laettner in the stands and he just couldn't take it anymore.

PHXCATS · Post by **PHXCATS** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:56 pm

dovecanyoncat wrote:
PHXCATS wrote:
TatetheGreat wrote:He was still screaming in the hallway and had to be pushed toward the locker room by an assistant. He took exception to someone suggesting he stinks.
Is that really it? All they said to him is that he sucks?
He thought it was Christian Laettner in the stands and he just couldn't take it anymore.

Well done. Really funny.

I really do want to know though what was said that freaked him out do much

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:56 pm

Such a little bitch

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:57 pm

I think he may have pooped.

zonagrad · Post by **zonagrad** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:59 pm

Still winless at McKale as coach and player.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sat Dec 30, 2017 10:06 pm

Maybe someone mentioned that he looks like a 12-year-old playing dress up with his dad’s clothes and that maybe he should buy a shirt that fits.

rgdeuce · Post by **rgdeuce** » Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:39 am

Chicat wrote:Maybe someone mentioned that he looks like a 12-year-old playing dress up with his dad’s clothes and that maybe he should buy a shirt that fits.

I say it every year: if you make six figures and a suit is part of your regular work attire, you shouldnt be wearing off the rack stuff. And aside from that, he dresses like he has never even had measurements taken. . Dude makes over a mill...

And I have no idea how he was not tossed from that game.

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