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Oh ffs
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Probably the same people who awarded DG the Football AD of the Year for last year
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Unreal. She's been at the Republic in Phoenix quite a long time and she still hasn't written anything memorable. It's a joke she's even considered for this position. Of course, the selection will be celebrated throughout the media industry as a giant leap for women in sports journalism. Zero respect for her ability. ZERO!
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I know she teaches at asu but this is a great honor for her and for women and I think this helps U of A and the PAC-12.

The last time I met her was at an alumni event for U of A here in Phoenix. Talked to her for about 5-10 minutes and she full on owned her mistake about the gap closing article she wrote. Just flat out said she was wrong and embarrassed by it. Props to her for owning it.
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zonagrad wrote:
azgreg wrote:
Unreal. She's been at the Republic in Phoenix quite a long time and she still hasn't written anything memorable. It's a joke she's even considered for this position. Of course, the selection will be celebrated throughout the media industry as a giant leap for women in sports journalism. Zero respect for her ability. ZERO!
I don't know. Didn't she write that one about how the gap between Arizona basketball and ASU basketball was closing? That was memorable.
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This is for Phoechina
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NYCat wrote: This is for Phoechina
That's like on Silicon Valley. Hope we got one viewable from Herm's office.
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Right through my drive to work before I moved in October. They're beautiful. Perfect location.
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NYCat wrote:
This is for Phoechina
I see what you did there.

Bet you can't say that 3 times fast without breaking into a Beavis and Butthead like giggle.
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Scummy Dick Douglas wrote:
btfd16 wrote:
CatsbyAZ wrote:Brady White, the QB with the most upside on ASU's roster, transfers to Memphis for his last year of eligibility.
How do Manny Wilkins and White have the same eligibility left? I thought there was a year difference?
They don't. Brady White has two years of eligibility left.
I stand corrected. I misread White as having 1 year left when what I really read is "White has 1 year of eligibility left after Wilkins is due to graduate."

White has two years to play at Memphis.

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Speaking of Memphis I keep hearing that Mike Norvell is still there because "red flags" in his personal life are a turnoff for higher profile coaching jobs that would otherwise hire him. Any ideas?
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Meanwhile, in the valley of the scum.

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This is gold. Recruits, come on down 100 miles south instead.
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Does Herm know there isnt a Free Agency market? And, players only have one week to show that they are worthy of a spot?

Also, it sure sounds like it your injured you are off the team.
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Herm is the best. Keep forking up coach!
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Cuts?!?!?!?

I really think there is a 80% chance Herm thinks ASU is an expansion NFL team

Can you even cut a guy who is on scholarship?

I swear to god Michael Crow is a secret U of A fan by agreeing to hire Herm
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That twitter thread is gold.
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Newportcat wrote:Cuts?!?!?!?

I really think there is a 80% chance Herm thinks ASU is an expansion NFL team

Can you even cut a guy who is on scholarship?

I swear to god Michael Crow is a secret U of A fan by agreeing to hire Herm
technically yes as far as i know. i think all ncaa scholarships are given on a year to year basis. but no one cuts scholarship players from d1 teams.
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.

i'll just go with fuck asu.
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ASUHATER! wrote:
Newportcat wrote:Cuts?!?!?!?

I really think there is a 80% chance Herm thinks ASU is an expansion NFL team

Can you even cut a guy who is on scholarship?

I swear to god Michael Crow is a secret U of A fan by agreeing to hire Herm
technically yes as far as i know. i think all ncaa scholarships are given on a year to year basis. but no one cuts scholarship players from d1 teams.
No one who wants to recruit effectively at a P5 level, that’s for sure.
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Apparently the players would still have financial aid to go to school, they just would basically be kicked off the team and barred from the facilities.
i was going to put the ua/asu records here...but i forgot what they were.

i'll just go with fuck asu.
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Jefe wrote:Video of the ASU rugby player that kicked our Doug Neary

http://www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/3690 ... te-athlete" target="_blank
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Ultimate Scum to literally kick a man while he is down. Looks like Aggravated assault is a felony in Arizona and carries Jail time

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Not that anyone deserves it, but can anyone catch what the UA kid did to piss him off? I was trying to see if I could catch something but couldn't.
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Barnett is leaving.
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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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What's the difference between a pizza and a ASSu graduate?

A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Anyone who wants to talk about Herm giving a kid a schollie for religious reasons can head over to the Organized Religion thread on the Politics, Religion, and Beer board: http://www.beardownwildcats.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=71" target="_blank

Let's keep this thread to talking about how Herm is a moron for football reasons.
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:lol:

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Anyone got a comprehensive list of all the infamous ASU alums?

Fright Night, Courtney Simpson, Vontaze etc....

A non-UA fan has asked me to pull something comprehensive for him. Sending out the bat signal.
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Hedake Smith
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Barry Bonds
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Here's what I came up with...

Barry Bonds
Reggie Jackson
Dustin Pedroia
James Harden
Isaac Burton
Hedake Smith
Vontaze Burfict
Terrell Suggs
Brock Osweiler
Mitchell "Fright Night" Freedman
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Kourtney Kardashian
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Scott Peterson who killed his wife went to that prestigious university on a partial golf scholly with a teammate named Phil. Odd ball teacher Mary Lynn LaTourneau went to that teachers college (who started an affair with a 12 year old). She is still married to the kid (although he filed for a separation as he is 34 and she is late 50's now) and they hosted a radio show (you can't make this up), "hot for teacher"
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Chicat wrote:Here's what I came up with...

Barry Bonds
Reggie Jackson
Dustin Pedroia
James Harden
Isaac Burton
Hedake Smith
Vontaze Burfict
Terrell Suggs
Brock Osweiler
Mitchell "Fright Night" Freedman
Courtney Simpson
Kourtney Kardashian
Kourtney Kardashian went to UA
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Azcat49 coming in hot!
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prh wrote:
Chicat wrote:Here's what I came up with...

Barry Bonds
Reggie Jackson
Dustin Pedroia
James Harden
Isaac Burton
Hedake Smith
Vontaze Burfict
Terrell Suggs
Brock Osweiler
Mitchell "Fright Night" Freedman
Courtney Simpson
Kourtney Kardashian
Kourtney Kardashian went to UA
And she's easily the best and classiest of those slag hoes.
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Danny White?
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Barry Goldwater, Evan Mecham, Greg Byrne,
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Al Michaels.

God bless him for mocking his bad decision in higher education.

Fuck asu!
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned this gem, from last Sunday's Arizona Daily Star:

https://tucson.com/sports/herm-edwards- ... bbf9f.html

An excerpt: "The Sun Devils are switching to a 3-3-5 defense under new coordinator Danny Gonzales to hopefully slow some of the spread offenses of the Pac-12".

So they are going with a defensive scheme that the UA FINALLY abandoned because it couldn't stop shit.
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Bump, bump, bumpity, bump.

FUCK ASU
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BBQ wildcat wrote:I'm surprised no one has mentioned this gem, from last Sunday's Arizona Daily Star:

https://tucson.com/sports/herm-edwards- ... bbf9f.html

An excerpt: "The Sun Devils are switching to a 3-3-5 defense under new coordinator Danny Gonzales to hopefully slow some of the spread offenses of the Pac-12".

So they are going with a defensive scheme that the UA FINALLY abandoned because it couldn't stop shit.
And my scum devil colleagues say the reason they are winning us they finally have a defense that's keeps every game close
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azcat49 wrote:
BBQ wildcat wrote:I'm surprised no one has mentioned this gem, from last Sunday's Arizona Daily Star:

https://tucson.com/sports/herm-edwards- ... bbf9f.html

An excerpt: "The Sun Devils are switching to a 3-3-5 defense under new coordinator Danny Gonzales to hopefully slow some of the spread offenses of the Pac-12".

So they are going with a defensive scheme that the UA FINALLY abandoned because it couldn't stop shit.
And my scum devil colleagues say the reason they are winning us they finally have a defense that's keeps every game close
Fuck your scum colleagues.
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ASSu just landed a heck of a QB recruit.
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azgreg wrote:ASSu just landed a heck of a QB recruit.
Yes, the type of monster talent that can really give their program a boost. ASU is completely out recruiting us. Again?
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