Any poop experts want tell me who shat in my driveway?

ByJoveByJingle · Post by **ByJoveByJingle** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:22 pm

Looks like he/she/it dug a shallow trench and shat in it.

*edit: just to clarify, definitely a non-human animal and just trying figure out what it is. Definitely not a domestic one.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:33 pm

You’re going to have to dig around in it and look for the bones of it’s prey.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:39 pm

Perhaps black bear?

ByJoveByJingle · Post by **ByJoveByJingle** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:40 pm

Chicat wrote:You’re going to have to dig around in it and look for the bones of it’s prey.

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:41 pm

Definitely some hair in the shit I think

ByJoveByJingle · Post by **ByJoveByJingle** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:42 pm

Merkin wrote:Perhaps black bear?

Do we have them in Tucson? I was thinking either bobcat or javelina or coyote. I’ve seen a bobcat twice on my property and saw my first coyote down the street just before Christmas when I drove to the airport in the early morning. Normally I’m not up early enough to see any nocturnal animals.

azcat49 · Post by **azcat49** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:45 pm

Bigfoot

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:46 pm

Needs a banana for scale

ByJoveByJingle · Post by **ByJoveByJingle** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:49 pm

scumdevils86 wrote:Needs a banana for scale

I knowwwww! Didn’t have one. But bigger than a cat shit, smaller than a human shit. Unless you’re majorly constipated.

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:51 pm

ByJoveByJingle wrote:
Merkin wrote:Perhaps black bear?
Do we have them in Tucson? I was thinking either bobcat or javelina or coyote. I’ve seen a bobcat twice on my property and saw my first coyote down the street just before Christmas when I drove to the airport in the early morning. Normally I’m not up early enough to see any nocturnal animals.

There are some bears in the Catalinas and Rincons I believe

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:54 pm

I think it was Hobo Joe.

PieceOfMeat · Post by **PieceOfMeat** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:20 am

why do I keep coming back to BDW?

quality content

RichardCranium · Post by **RichardCranium** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 2:29 am

Most likely, its a coyote. Javalina is not out of the question, but id expect to see seeds and stuff.

Search on 'javalina scat' and you should be able to find a U of A 'glovebox guide' to scat identification

catgrad97 · Post by **catgrad97** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 4:48 am

PieceOfMeat wrote:why do I keep coming back to BDW?

quality content

On demand. There's a shit-ton you can learn about a living creature from their scat.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:19 am

Looks like Mountain Hamster to me.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:13 am

Somebody once accused someone on this board of a probable willingness to excuse Sean Miller even if he were to take a crap in the poster's driveway.

BibbysTowelDude responded, "If Sean Miller took a crap in my driveway, I'd carefully seal it in a plastic bag and preserve it in my freezer forever."

ByJoveByJingle · Post by **ByJoveByJingle** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:21 am

Longhorned wrote:Somebody once accused someone on this board of a probable willingness to excuse Sean Miller even if he were to take a crap in the poster's driveway.

BibbysTowellDude responded, "If Sean Miller took a crap in my driveway, I'd carefully seal it in a plastic bag and preserve it in my freezer forever."

So what you’re saying is, if I go through my Ring doorbell footage (that I don’t have), I would find an image of Sean Miller with cheap trousers down, squatting in my driveway?

On a tangential note, I like me some Sean Miller, but is his ability to make an expensive suit look cheap unparalleled? I think so.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:23 am

ASUCatFan · Post by **ASUCatFan** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:03 pm

It has fur in it, so it isn't a Javelina. Could be from a Coyote, but the lack of seeds makes me think it's probably a bobcat.

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:20 pm

I think the next big network gameshow should be

"Who Shat in my Driveway?"

It will be bigger than Wheel of Fortune.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:51 pm

ASUCatFan wrote:It has fur in it, so it isn't a Javelina. Could be from a Coyote, but the lack of seeds makes me think it's probably a bobcat.

ladies and gentlemen, I present you the Poop Whisperer.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:02 pm

ASUCatFan wrote:It has fur in it, so it isn't a Javelina. Could be from a Coyote, but the lack of seeds makes me think it's probably a bobcat.

Only way to be sure is to taste it. Slight hint of almond and vanilla and you can be sure it was a bobcat.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:15 pm

Chicat wrote:
ASUCatFan wrote:It has fur in it, so it isn't a Javelina. Could be from a Coyote, but the lack of seeds makes me think it's probably a bobcat.
Only way to be sure is to taste it. Slight hint of almond and vanilla and you can be sure it was a bobcat.

Flashback from 40 years ago.

Had pretty much all their albums. Wish I kept them all.

legallykenny · Post by **legallykenny** » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:20 am

ByJoveByJingle wrote:
Longhorned wrote:
On a tangential note, I like me some Sean Miller, but is his ability to make an expensive suit look cheap unparalleled? I think so.

Trump will always win that competition.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:29 pm

legallykenny wrote:
ByJoveByJingle wrote:
Longhorned wrote:
On a tangential note, I like me some Sean Miller, but is his ability to make an expensive suit look cheap unparalleled? I think so.
Trump will always win that competition.

Are Trump’s suits made out of Glad Bags?

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:40 pm

legallykenny wrote:
ByJoveByJingle wrote:
Longhorned wrote:
On a tangential note, I like me some Sean Miller, but is his ability to make an expensive suit look cheap unparalleled? I think so.
Trump will always win that competition.

I actually doubt Trump’s suits are expensive.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:45 pm

Chicat wrote:
legallykenny wrote:
ByJoveByJingle wrote:
Longhorned wrote:
On a tangential note, I like me some Sean Miller, but is his ability to make an expensive suit look cheap unparalleled? I think so.
Trump will always win that competition.
I actually doubt Trump’s suits are expensive.

In the sense that he stiffs his tailor.

Spaceman Spiff · Post by **Spaceman Spiff** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:03 pm

ByJoveByJingle wrote:Looks like he/she/it dug a shallow trench and shat in it.

*edit: just to clarify, definitely a non-human animal and just trying figure out what it is. Definitely not a domestic one.

Where do you live? I can only answer for my own actions, though.

FreeSpiritCat · Post by **FreeSpiritCat** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:52 pm

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Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:29 pm

If ever I come to the General Discussion board and learn something, that would mean none of you are doing your job.

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:45 pm

Fucking neighborhood cat pooped in my raised garden bed.

1. Are my vegatables ruined?
2. How do I stop this from happening again?

azcat49 · Post by **azcat49** » Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:46 pm

Cayenne pepper will do it quick and easy

Bear Down Wildcats

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