News of the weird

84Cat · Post by **84Cat** » Sat May 25, 2019 12:09 pm

Eat raw Marmot, get the plague

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Sat May 25, 2019 6:49 pm

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/massiv ... efinitely/" target="_blank

Building size boulder indefinitely closes highway between Telluride and Cortez in Colorado. Created an 8 foot deep trench in the road.

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Sat May 25, 2019 6:52 pm

Hope there isn't a car under one of them.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:39 am

"Bruised taint" is an injury I hope to never have.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Sat Jun 01, 2019 10:08 am

Now that was a rabbit hole worthy of slaying brief time: who knew there was a Richter scale for erections?; priapism comes in 2 forms? one benign, one dangerous, but both kinda sorta handy; aaand finally fistulas .... there's a new word. In respect of this application it's especially ... eew.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Wed Jun 05, 2019 1:13 pm

An awkward segue into:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/repor ... ar-AACrDfv" target="_blank

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:31 pm

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:49 pm

Well it is Irvington and 6th soo. Unexpected.

Jefe · Post by **Jefe** » Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:32 pm

How is this even possible? Thats HiFi on the left

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:50 pm

Uhhh. I just spent a minute looking at Google maps and street view and remembering the area and I can't figure out how he got there. Behind him and the camera person are stairs that I doubt the car would've gone up.

84Cat · Post by **84Cat** » Tue Jun 11, 2019 4:13 pm

There is a bridge that comes from the Maynard parking lot or maybe from behind the parking garage. There is also a small road from Toole but all of those are designed for pedestrians/cyclist.

Here is video of the area. I don't see how they got there

Jefe · Post by **Jefe** » Tue Jun 11, 2019 4:56 pm

Couldn't have come from 9th/4th, there are stairs and narrow hand rails. He/she must have turned onto the sidewalk in front of HiFi, made a uturn and came back out the same way

A few of the comments, including the girl that put the video up, said the car came out of the elevator. Not possible

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 4:46 pm

An Alaska teen is accused of killing her friend after a man she met online said he'd pay $9 million for videos of the murder

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/18/us/alask ... index.html" target="_blank

What are bffs for?

Spaceman Spiff · Post by **Spaceman Spiff** » Wed Jun 19, 2019 10:07 am

https://www.al.com/news/2019/06/appeari ... irrel.html" target="_blank

The wanted Alabama man accused of feeding meth to an “attack squirrel”responded to the charges and ensuing media coverage in a Facebook Live video — while petting a squirrel.

Mickey Paulk appeared in the live video Tuesday afternoon, just hours after the Limestone County sheriff’s office issued a press release about the case of the now-viral “attack squirrel.” Investigators said Paulk, who is wanted on drug charges, fed meth to the squirrel “to keep it aggressive.” Paulk remains on the run.

In the Tuesday video, Paulk appeared along with a squirrel, which he claims is the same one released by deputies. A sheriff’s spokesman on Wednesday told AL.com that investigators don’t know whether it’s the same squirrel in the video.

Link to video in the article.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:37 pm

That's OK officer, I don't want them back.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:10 am

Chicat gets loose and terrorizes Illinois family before being put down:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/large ... li=BBnbcA1" target="_blank

One wicked, gnarly lookin' selfie there, dude.

97cats · Post by **97cats** » Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:41 pm

who the fuck needs a caracal in the suburbs?

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:24 am

Old man Merk remembers seeing the ads in the back of comic books.

Urban legend people in NYC would flush them and they survived in the sewers.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:44 pm

RichardCranium · Post by **RichardCranium** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 9:21 pm

Chicat wrote:

Youse guize are all nutz! There's only one possible name:

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:18 am

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:55 pm

Locusts would be more on-brand.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:07 pm

ByJoveByJingle · Post by **ByJoveByJingle** » Sat Jul 27, 2019 1:40 pm

This almost belongs in Florida thread even though no Floridians involved and it happened in Northern European waters.

“One witness, part of a group involved in the trouble, explained to staff that things kicked off when another passenger appeared dressed as a clown. This upset one of their party because they’d specifically booked a cruise with no fancy dress. It led to a violent confrontation,” he wrote.

Gaisford tweeted on Saturday: “‘There was blood everywhere’. Violent late night brawl in the buffet onboard P&O Cruises’ Britannia left staff who intervened injured, as passengers used furniture and plates as weapons. Witnesses told me they were so frightened they had to hide, as family groups fought.”

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/201 ... ruise-ship

ByJoveByJingle · Post by **ByJoveByJingle** » Sat Jul 27, 2019 1:42 pm

UAEebs86 wrote:

I saw this on imgur. I’m confused why the car videoing the tire didn’t slow down and try to avoid it.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:46 am

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:14 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:27 pm

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 2:23 pm

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 11:55 pm

azgreg wrote:

Post by **UAdevil** » Sat Sep 21, 2019 8:17 am

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/uk-v ... index.html" target="_blank

Vagina Museum opening outside of London. Inspired by the Icelandic Phallalogical Museum. If I'm in the UK I'd hit that.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sat Sep 21, 2019 5:06 pm

ghostwhitehorse · Post by **ghostwhitehorse** » Fri Sep 27, 2019 11:57 am

Dr. Leon Advogato, attorney at law.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Oct 16, 2019 11:31 am

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Mon Oct 21, 2019 12:02 pm

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:54 pm

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:03 am

A superfund site in Montana sold bags of toxic waste as souvenirs

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets ... li=BBnb7Kz" target="_blank

"And here was a town tourism brochure actually advertising the fact that curious tourists and history enthusiasts could take home a wee bag of the stuff. Staff of the inspector general had visited the town in July and heard about the “souvenirs” themselves."

“It’s a silly little thing, but I understand, they’re concerned,” Mary Johnston, the chamber’s executive director, told the AP on Monday. “It was not a big moneymaker. It was just a novelty item we could offer,” Johnston said. They stopped selling sandwich bags of slag as of Monday."

And ya think South Dakota is weird?

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Thu Nov 21, 2019 6:35 pm

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Mon Nov 25, 2019 2:56 pm

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Mon Nov 25, 2019 4:00 pm

But I just bleached it!

azcat49 · Post by **azcat49** » Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:34 pm

https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.yahoo ... 36508.html" target="_blank

If only I spoke Chinese LOL

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Wed Dec 11, 2019 10:01 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 8:53 pm

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:04 pm

OK, Xer.

catgrad97 · Post by **catgrad97** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:37 pm

Merkin wrote:

This is Gwyneth we're talking about. Don't say you were surprised by this, America.

Frankly, when you get right down, er, in it, her vagina smells probably as fishy as your average woman's, if not worse.

It sure as hell ain't the land of Dairy Queen down there.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Fri Jan 17, 2020 10:06 am

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Sat Jan 25, 2020 5:02 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Mon Apr 13, 2020 10:02 am

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Mon Apr 13, 2020 3:20 pm

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Thu Jun 04, 2020 1:15 pm

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