Plain Talk About Sex During the Plague

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:57 pm

It’s hard to put the moves on a person who cries themselves to sleep at 9:00. Is it insensitive to look at internet pictures and jerk off next to them?

Are we entering a great age of sexlessness? I don’t remember any hot encounters in The Grapes of Wrath. Maybe it was Tom Joad’s grapes that suffered such wrath?

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:59 pm

If there's one thing people apparently do during all times, including the apocalypse, it is bone. Hence why there's so many of us everywhere.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:08 pm

I feel like quietly jerking off next to your sleeping partner is one of the most sensitive and romantic things you can do in a time like this.

catgrad97 · Post by **catgrad97** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 4:50 am

Match.com has got to be loving shelter-in-place orders.

Wonder what game they're playing on Tinder to keep the hookups coming...

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:40 am

I keep telling my wife we need to start repopulating the earth now. Now? Now? How about now?

She keeps reminding me I've had a vasectomy.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:43 am

Due to being in the middle of a move my wife and I are social distancing to the tune of 900 miles. Problem solved.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:58 am

Shelter in place = new baby boom?

George Costanza · Post by **George Costanza** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:24 pm

I've discovered something even better than conjugal visit sex... *shelter in place sex*.

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:43 pm

I've always really wanted to know who is behind the George Costanza sock.

DM me George and let me know!

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:46 pm

George Costanza wrote:I've discovered something even better than conjugal visit sex... *shelter in place sex*.

Without shelter in place sex porn it's not gonna have legs.

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:16 pm

Considering the Costanza account was created the day this board was....

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:34 pm

scumdevils86 wrote:Considering the Costanza account was created the day this board was....

Ah. It's Alieberman!

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:39 pm

We all have the same creation date

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:58 pm

George Costanza · Post by **George Costanza** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:39 am

I know Alieberman;
So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.
But trust me.... You don't.
I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about.
This is how bad info gets passed around.
If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do.
Cos some people believe anything they hear.

- George's Kids

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:52 am

And this is why I keep coming back here!

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:58 am

Now there’s a deep cut...

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:41 pm

PieceOfMeat · Post by **PieceOfMeat** » Fri Mar 27, 2020 3:02 pm

Alieberman wrote:I've always really wanted to know who is behind the George Costanza sock.

DM me George and let me know!

as a mod it's pretty easy to find out who it is....but I'm not telling

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Fri Mar 27, 2020 3:08 pm

PieceOfMeat wrote:
Alieberman wrote:I've always really wanted to know who is behind the George Costanza sock.

DM me George and let me know!
as a mod it's pretty easy to find out who it is....but I'm not telling

I may have found out. George may have outed himself to me!

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:26 pm

Alieberman wrote:

My 3 year-old saw this picture and asked me what it is.

"Condoms," I said.

"Condoms? What's condoms, daddy?"

"Condoms are what a man puts on his penis to keep from making a baby."

"Okay. Daddy, can I have some apple juice now?"

"Not until daddy opens his whiskey."

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Mar 27, 2020 6:14 pm

"Daddy, you misspelled whisky."

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:18 pm

dovecanyoncat wrote:"Daddy, you misspelled whisky."

Yoghurt.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:20 pm

Trump will just tell people to reuse the condoms like the masks.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:37 pm

Longhorned wrote:
dovecanyoncat wrote:"Daddy, you misspelled whisky."
Yoghurt.

https://www.whiskeydelbac.com/whiskey" target="_blank

"Whiskey Del Bac Dorado is a single malt whiskey with the true character of the American Southwest. Using the Scottish model of whisky-making ..."

Delicious Blasphemers!! Beware!!

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:38 pm

It's pretty damn good stuff.

wyo-cat · Post by **wyo-cat** » Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:59 pm

George Costanza wrote:I've discovered something even better than conjugal visit sex... *shelter in place sex*.

I hate to "go there," but I recall Fugitive Sex was better than conjugal sex.

George Costanza · Post by **George Costanza** » Sat Mar 28, 2020 9:11 am

wyo-cat wrote:
I hate to "go there," but I recall Fugitive Sex was better than conjugal sex.

Bear Down Wildcats

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