Sometimes ya just gotta laugh...

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Sun May 10, 2020 1:39 pm

It's like snorting aquarium cleaner: what have you got to lose?

CalStateTempe · Post by **CalStateTempe** » Tue May 19, 2020 7:01 pm

So maybe Corona virus and dealing for everyone’s craziness has pushed me to dark dark places

But god damn reddit/roast me is just comedic gold.

For the brave souls who don’t give a shit and the fucked up people who comments

All of you faceless internet people, thank you for the laughs.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Wed May 20, 2020 9:41 am

My mom thinks LOL means lots of love. Leads to some awkward texts.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Wed May 20, 2020 9:43 am

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Jun 17, 2020 7:50 am

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:23 am

My wife and I were just talking about those stupid 70's Reese's commercials.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Wed Jun 17, 2020 9:56 am

I remember a 70s underarm deodorant commercial where the guy rests his nose in the woman's armpit.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Wed Jun 17, 2020 10:13 am

Early 70s: "My wife, I think I'll keep her."

RichardCranium · Post by **RichardCranium** » Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:36 pm

UAEebs86 wrote:My wife and I were just talking about those stupid 70's Reese's commercials.

I hate Reeses Peanut butter Cups.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Fri Jun 19, 2020 10:14 am

My husband.... Here's his Ancient Chinese Secret: Calgon!

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:57 pm

On our evening walk I went on an anti-Trump tirade. My wife lovingly called me a "loopy fucking cunt". We've been watching Deadwood.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:07 pm

dovecanyoncat wrote:On our evening walk I went on an anti-Trump tirade. My wife lovingly called me a "loopy fucking cunt". We've been watching Deadwood.

We were watching a snippet of the "Students for Trump" Nazi rally at the church in Phoenix. My wife said "stupid ASU fuckers". She's a keeper.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:26 pm

UAEebs86 wrote:
dovecanyoncat wrote:On our evening walk I went on an anti-Trump tirade. My wife lovingly called me a "loopy fucking cunt". We've been watching Deadwood.

We were watching a snippet of the "Students for Trump" Nazi rally at the church in Phoenix. My wife said "stupid ASU fuckers". She's a keeper.

We did well, you and I.

azcat49 · Post by **azcat49** » Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:07 am

In these times I thought this might bring a smile and a laugh or two

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:23 pm

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 5:08 pm

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:06 pm

Chicat wrote:

TV's golden age.

pc in NM · Post by **pc in NM** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:09 pm

scumdevils86 wrote:
Chicat wrote:
TV's golden age.

Scenes from “The Vast Wasteland”!!

ASUHATER! · Post by **ASUHATER!** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:33 pm

what the hell was that

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:06 pm

The 80s dudes, y'all missed out.

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:34 pm

I mean I was alive. And I know more 70s and 80s tv and music than should be acceptable for someone born in 1986. But I did certainly miss out.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:54 am

azcat49 · Post by **azcat49** » Wed Jul 08, 2020 1:27 pm

You older guys and golfers will appreciate this joke:

Husband - "I'm so sorry I’m late Honey, but you probably don't want to hear the reason."

Wife - "I want the truth, and I want it now!"

Husband - "Fine. We finished in under four hours and then had a quick beer in the clubhouse. After that, I hopped in the car and would have been here at 12 noon on the button. However, on the way home, I spotted a girl half our age who was struggling with a flat tire. I changed that tire in a jiffy, and next, she was offering me money. Of course, I refused the money. Then she told me that she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton and begged me to stop so she could buy me a beer. She was such a sweetie, so I said, "Yes." Before you know it, one beer turned to three or four, and I guess we were looking pretty good to each other. Then she told me that she had a room at the Sheraton less than 50 steps from our table. She suggested that we go for some privacy, while pulling me by the hand. Now I'm in her room.

The talking stopped, and clothes were flying. We proceeded to make love in every way imaginable. It must have gone on for hours, because, before I know it, the clock says 5:30 p.m. I jumped up, threw on my clothes and ran to my car. Now here I am. There. You wanted the truth, so you got it."

Wife - "You played 36 holes, didn't you!"

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:26 pm

84Cat · Post by **84Cat** » Fri Aug 14, 2020 7:36 pm

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:46 am

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sat Sep 05, 2020 1:19 pm

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 5:21 pm

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Oct 07, 2020 5:13 am

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Wed Nov 18, 2020 7:15 am

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:48 pm

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 9:31 am

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:04 am

Carcassdragger · Post by **Carcassdragger** » Sun Dec 13, 2020 11:44 am

Merkin wrote: ↑Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:04 am

Hilarious!

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Mon Dec 28, 2020 10:36 am

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:50 am

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:44 pm

This kid is so talented!

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 3:13 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 3:40 pm

UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 09, 2021 3:13 pm [/tweet]

That was the old Rillito Corridor which the citizens of Tucson voted down. "We don't want Tucson to grow". Well guess what?

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:21 pm

Yeaaaa a freeway running up kolb to river and over to i10 would have been nice

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:23 pm

Wasn't a loop on the ballot a while back but voted down?

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:27 pm

If it was it must've been before I moved here in '04

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:37 pm

Just looked and there was a proposal for a crosstown parkway in 1984, and another project voted down in 1986.

wyo-cat · Post by **wyo-cat** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:39 pm

The River Road Parkway has already been built. It goes from The OG to Sabino Canyon. Huckleberry just built the damn thing through the RTA.

That’s some line drawn. It’s too far north.

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:39 pm

Well there ya go I was in the womb

azgreg · Post by **azgreg** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:40 pm

Looks like they are also studying a plan for I-11 to go from Nogales to Wickenburg.

scumdevils86 · Post by **scumdevils86** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:41 pm

I guess planning for the future growth on the west side of phx and northwest of Tucson. No water for those people though.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sat Jan 16, 2021 10:22 am

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Mon Jan 18, 2021 6:34 pm

Frybry02 · Post by **Frybry02** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 6:37 pm

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