Well why did they pay a search firm a ton of money just for the president to supersede the decision.ChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:56 pmWhy would he have given him an extension then?Alieberman wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:53 pm Are we sure Robbins isn't just doing this to make Heeke quit?
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What a beautiful story but I think I’d rather hire the coach to perform heart surgery on Robbins.ChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:56 pmIt's a few hundred K, literally nothing we can't handle. But nevermind about that? Can I interest you in a piece of shit nomad coach that our president gave heart surgery to instead?ramcat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:44 pm Is anyone directly familiar with Brennan buyout? Saw link about his extension, and it mentioned a years salary, which post extension, was said to be $850k.
Think in light of Sumlin debacle, that might make him slightly less viable depending on other contract detail.
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Is Pierce the mystery candidate?
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Heeke said he planned to fire Sumlin regardless of the ASU game. How do you have that plan and no short list or someone specifically in mind for the job? Sumlin was fired 10 days ago. Please get rid of this incompetent admin.
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He's not playing checkers.... Ricky Bobby playing 3D chess hereChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:56 pmWhy would he have given him an extension then?Alieberman wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:53 pm Are we sure Robbins isn't just doing this to make Heeke quit?
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This is such a debacle.
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Scheer saying that there 4 still in play, Brennan, Fisch, Pierce and Dillingham. The fact that Pierce has entered the fray, has me questioning the Brennan announcement being delayed because of waiting till SJSU season end.
Pierce seems to me, to be leverage play but Scheer claims serious discussions.
Just can't be Fisch, seems they'd have to know how poorly that'd be received in light of the others considered, save maybe Dillingham. Dillingham just due to name recognition, think he'd be a World better than Fisch.
Pierce seems to me, to be leverage play but Scheer claims serious discussions.
Just can't be Fisch, seems they'd have to know how poorly that'd be received in light of the others considered, save maybe Dillingham. Dillingham just due to name recognition, think he'd be a World better than Fisch.
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Wait, Robbins gave Fisch heart surgery?ChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:56 pmIt's a few hundred K, literally nothing we can't handle. But nevermind about that? Can I interest you in a piece of shit nomad coach that our president gave heart surgery to instead?ramcat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:44 pm Is anyone directly familiar with Brennan buyout? Saw link about his extension, and it mentioned a years salary, which post extension, was said to be $850k.
Think in light of Sumlin debacle, that might make him slightly less viable depending on other contract detail.
So Fisch has no HC experience, a sketchy resume and a heart problem? Fantastic, he just sounds better and better all the time.
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Spaceman Spiff wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:14 pmWait, Robbins gave Fisch heart surgery?ChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:56 pmIt's a few hundred K, literally nothing we can't handle. But nevermind about that? Can I interest you in a piece of shit nomad coach that our president gave heart surgery to instead?ramcat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:44 pm Is anyone directly familiar with Brennan buyout? Saw link about his extension, and it mentioned a years salary, which post extension, was said to be $850k.
Think in light of Sumlin debacle, that might make him slightly less viable depending on other contract detail.
So Fisch has no HC experience, a sketchy resume and a heart problem? Fantastic.
It's a bold strategy Cotton.
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Let’s break bread and welcome Antonio back into the family.
I’m down with that!
I’m down with that!
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Pierce has to be angling for a raise, that makes no sense at all. He of all people would know he's in a better spot staying up north.
Dillingham is interesting, FSU is incredibly stingy as an AD, so he gets a raise at worst, his name out there for landing spots next year, and practice at the interview process.
Fisch is pulling the plug on life support on the program
Brennan is so far and away the obvious choice that I'd half expect some other program to swoop him up this week before we do now that he's been discussed so much.
Dillingham is interesting, FSU is incredibly stingy as an AD, so he gets a raise at worst, his name out there for landing spots next year, and practice at the interview process.
Fisch is pulling the plug on life support on the program
Brennan is so far and away the obvious choice that I'd half expect some other program to swoop him up this week before we do now that he's been discussed so much.
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Because fuck us, that's why.RondaeShimmy wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:57 pmWell why did they pay a search firm a ton of money just for the president to supersede the decision.ChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:56 pmWhy would he have given him an extension then?Alieberman wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:53 pm Are we sure Robbins isn't just doing this to make Heeke quit?
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He had a list, it consisted of Niumatalolo and Brennan. Robbins had a different idea in mind.TatetheGreat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:01 pm Heeke said he planned to fire Sumlin regardless of the ASU game. How do you have that plan and no short list or someone specifically in mind for the job? Sumlin was fired 10 days ago. Please get rid of this incompetent admin.
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There better be some strong-willed boosters out there ready to tell Robbins to his face to fuck right off and limit his destruction of the UofA brand to the academic side of things.
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Jesus Christ, why are we cursed with Robbins as a president.ChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:34 pmHe had a list, it consisted of Niumatalolo and Brennan. Robbins had a different idea in mind.TatetheGreat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:01 pm Heeke said he planned to fire Sumlin regardless of the ASU game. How do you have that plan and no short list or someone specifically in mind for the job? Sumlin was fired 10 days ago. Please get rid of this incompetent admin.
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Yup, in true traitor form that's exactly what he's doing.
He's from Arizona, he's young, he'd bust his ass. I don't know how well he'd do though. He's almost too young.
I'm done with the university as a whole if he is seriously the hire. There's no logic behind it outside of pure nepotism. It's truly disgusting in every way.
Yup.
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The guy who ponied up to get rid of Sumlin is FIRMLY in Brennan's corner. I take back every single god damn dime if they hire Fisch if I'm him.ByJoveByJingle wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:35 pm There better be some strong-willed boosters out there ready to tell Robbins to his face to fuck right off and limit his destruction of the UofA brand to the academic side of things.
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Just remember.... Robbins is an even worse University President as he is an acting Athletic Director
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They couldn't have worked this out months ago? Everyone knew Sumlin was on borrowed time.ChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:34 pmHe had a list, it consisted of Niumatalolo and Brennan. Robbins had a different idea in mind.TatetheGreat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:01 pm Heeke said he planned to fire Sumlin regardless of the ASU game. How do you have that plan and no short list or someone specifically in mind for the job? Sumlin was fired 10 days ago. Please get rid of this incompetent admin.
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It truly looked like Robbins was going to sit this one out. Oh well...TatetheGreat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:45 pmThey couldn't have worked this out months ago? Everyone knew Sumlin was on borrowed time.ChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:34 pmHe had a list, it consisted of Niumatalolo and Brennan. Robbins had a different idea in mind.TatetheGreat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:01 pm Heeke said he planned to fire Sumlin regardless of the ASU game. How do you have that plan and no short list or someone specifically in mind for the job? Sumlin was fired 10 days ago. Please get rid of this incompetent admin.
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FMLChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:52 pmIt truly looked like Robbins was going to sit this one out. Oh well...TatetheGreat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:45 pmThey couldn't have worked this out months ago? Everyone knew Sumlin was on borrowed time.ChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:34 pmHe had a list, it consisted of Niumatalolo and Brennan. Robbins had a different idea in mind.TatetheGreat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:01 pm Heeke said he planned to fire Sumlin regardless of the ASU game. How do you have that plan and no short list or someone specifically in mind for the job? Sumlin was fired 10 days ago. Please get rid of this incompetent admin.
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That's the best thing I've ever heard about Heeke. That's the best idea in this situation by a long shot.ChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:34 pmHe had a list, it consisted of Niumatalolo and Brennan. Robbins had a different idea in mind.TatetheGreat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:01 pm Heeke said he planned to fire Sumlin regardless of the ASU game. How do you have that plan and no short list or someone specifically in mind for the job? Sumlin was fired 10 days ago. Please get rid of this incompetent admin.
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Just hire Brennan and get the staff together already. We need to get the guys on board and contact the players in the transfer portal. What is so hard about this?
Part of Heeke’s job is to sell boosters AND the president on the right hire. It seems like he has no influence.
If they hire Fisch, what does that say to the community and alums that clearly expressed they wanted someone with Tucson ties? Everyone needs to get on board.
Is the whole university run like this? I’m getting frustrated.
Part of Heeke’s job is to sell boosters AND the president on the right hire. It seems like he has no influence.
If they hire Fisch, what does that say to the community and alums that clearly expressed they wanted someone with Tucson ties? Everyone needs to get on board.
Is the whole university run like this? I’m getting frustrated.
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This thing smells Fischy already.
We caught the Fisch
Heekes vagina smells like Fisch
Time for Robbins to choke on Fisch testicles.
Oh, Brennan, Niumatalolo, or Pierce please. Hell, even Cason if he is bringing a great staff. Gut the Fisch.
We caught the Fisch
Heekes vagina smells like Fisch
Time for Robbins to choke on Fisch testicles.
Oh, Brennan, Niumatalolo, or Pierce please. Hell, even Cason if he is bringing a great staff. Gut the Fisch.
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The alums will completely abandon all association with the University if they hire Fisch.In re UofA wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:01 pm Just hire Brennan and get the staff together already. We need to get the guys on board and contact the players in the transfer portal. What is so hard about this?
Part of Heeke’s job is to sell boosters AND the president on the right hire. It seems like he has no influence.
If they hire Fisch, what does that say to the community and alums that clearly expressed they wanted someone with Tucson ties? Everyone needs to get on board.
Is the whole university run like this? I’m getting frustrated.
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I imagine many of what's left of the fanbase would be gone too.ChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:45 pm The alums will completely abandon all association with the University if they hire Fisch.
I disagree with Scheer, you really need to win the press conference at Arizona. Hiring a buddy of the campus president will not bode well with anyone.
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You don't need to win the press conference in the sense that the quality of the hire matters more than the glitz and glamor it gets. For instance if Arizona hires Dillingham, he's not a big name, he's not a sexy candidate, but he may be a very quality hire and the guy who leads Arizona to big wins. Fisch isn't a big name, nor is he sexy, nor is he quality in any sense of the word. The last part is the problem.Merkin wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:48 pmI imagine many of what's left of the fanbase would be gone too.ChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:45 pm The alums will completely abandon all association with the University if they hire Fisch.
I disagree with Scheer, you really need to win the press conference at Arizona. Hiring a buddy of the campus president will not bode well with anyone.
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How do you get rid of a university president? Is this a BOR thing? He has to answer to somebody that has the university’s best interests in mind right?
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The hire needs to embrace the city and fanbase, needs to be personable and exude excitement and more than anything produce a quality product.
He doesnt need a famous name, just needs to rally everyone. I hadn’t heard of Brennan a month ago, but I like him enough to support him and the program.
Why are we pussyfooting around with this. We’re a solid job, especially to a guy having success at a midmajor. We don’t need a vagabond or someone looking to learn on the job.
He doesnt need a famous name, just needs to rally everyone. I hadn’t heard of Brennan a month ago, but I like him enough to support him and the program.
Why are we pussyfooting around with this. We’re a solid job, especially to a guy having success at a midmajor. We don’t need a vagabond or someone looking to learn on the job.
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Choo - do any influencers/donors have the President's ear? Any effort to reach him before it's too late? I've emailed the President twice stating my opinion (asking him to stay in his lane and let the AD do his freaking job) but he needs to hear it from those in his "circle of trust" (maybe that's the problem if he's working in an iso-chamber).
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No. He knows how every body feels, he just doesn't care, because he likes Fisch a lot as a person and god dammit so should every one else apparently.aznavcat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 7:14 pm Choo - do any influencers/donors have the President's ear? Any effort to reach him before it's too late? I've emailed the President twice stating my opinion (asking him to stay in his lane and let the AD do his freaking job) but he needs to hear it from those in his "circle of trust" (maybe that's the problem if he's working in an iso-chamber).
He'll literally get run out of Tucson for this and he doesn't seem to care.
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That's the bizarre part about Fisch. What's his actual selling point? I don't see it at all.ChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:51 pmYou don't need to win the press conference in the sense that the quality of the hire matters more than the glitz and glamor it gets. For instance if Arizona hires Dillingham, he's not a big name, he's not a sexy candidate, but he may be a very quality hire and the guy who leads Arizona to big wins. Fisch isn't a big name, nor is he sexy, nor is he quality in any sense of the word. The last part is the problem.Merkin wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:48 pmI imagine many of what's left of the fanbase would be gone too.ChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:45 pm The alums will completely abandon all association with the University if they hire Fisch.
I disagree with Scheer, you really need to win the press conference at Arizona. Hiring a buddy of the campus president will not bode well with anyone.
I texted a friend that there are probably 8 position coaches just as qualified as Fisch in the AFC East alone. His resume is nothing, no one's excited about him, he has no ties here, he's not a big personality...what is there?
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Sounds like an excellent quality to have in a University President. Maybe his next job should be running a Trump Property or Hollywood Studio.ChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 7:21 pmNo. He knows how every body feels, he just doesn't care, because he likes Fisch a lot as a person and god dammit so should every one else apparently.aznavcat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 7:14 pm Choo - do any influencers/donors have the President's ear? Any effort to reach him before it's too late? I've emailed the President twice stating my opinion (asking him to stay in his lane and let the AD do his freaking job) but he needs to hear it from those in his "circle of trust" (maybe that's the problem if he's working in an iso-chamber).
He'll literally get run out of Tucson for this and he doesn't seem to care.
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Robbins and Heeke could fuck up a wet dream.
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Yeah, if it is Fisch, I am done with UA football for all time. We will be mired in mediocrity (or worse) for longer than I would be able to watch football. Robbins sure knows how to drive alumni away, doesn't he?
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Thanks Choo. Based on the requisite qualifications that the AD laid out in his press conference and Fisch's obvious lack of said qualifications, this seems like an obvious case of cronyism/nepotism. I wonder, if hired, if Fisch's hiring could be challenged and rescinded? And the President fired for cause (gross incompetence)? The U of A cannot afford another lame duck HC for 5 years or we'll all become NAU fans.
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There is no selling point to any one not named Bobby Robbins.Spaceman Spiff wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 7:34 pmThat's the bizarre part about Fisch. What's his actual selling point? I don't see it at all.ChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:51 pmYou don't need to win the press conference in the sense that the quality of the hire matters more than the glitz and glamor it gets. For instance if Arizona hires Dillingham, he's not a big name, he's not a sexy candidate, but he may be a very quality hire and the guy who leads Arizona to big wins. Fisch isn't a big name, nor is he sexy, nor is he quality in any sense of the word. The last part is the problem.Merkin wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:48 pmI imagine many of what's left of the fanbase would be gone too.ChooChooCat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 6:45 pm The alums will completely abandon all association with the University if they hire Fisch.
I disagree with Scheer, you really need to win the press conference at Arizona. Hiring a buddy of the campus president will not bode well with anyone.
I texted a friend that there are probably 8 position coaches just as qualified as Fisch in the AFC East alone. His resume is nothing, no one's excited about him, he has no ties here, he's not a big personality...what is there?
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Heeke is such a cuck.
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Yeah, I'm not interested in supporting Fisch. If he magically proves me wrong, ok, but this has a firing in another 3-4 years written all over it.BBQ wildcat wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 7:45 pm Yeah, if it is Fisch, I am done with UA football for all time. We will be mired in mediocrity (or worse) for longer than I would be able to watch football. Robbins sure knows how to drive alumni away, doesn't he?
Arizona Football already pretty much killed my interest with the end of the RichRod era and Sumlin's dumpster fire. This is pretty much the end of the road.
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In my 30+ years of following college sports I've never seen anything like this.
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Has a decision really been made? And if so, did Robbins get his way?
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I can't believe this. This is so stunningly bad.
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Don't tell me we hired Robbin's boy. I'm done with football if so
I said what I said and I mean it.
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So what is the verdict? Choo?
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Announcement coming tomorrow. I don't know who yet. I'm not as keyed into football guys, wish I had more.
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Hire Fisch and I'm done being an Arizona fan and giving money to the school until Robbins, Heeke, and Fisch are all gone, or we win the PAC-12 in football. It's that bad of a hire, and I thought Sumlin would be the disaster he turned out to be. Fisch would make the Sumlin hire look good!
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Ugh, I have a bad feeling Robbins is getting his way if we're announcing tomorrow.
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It smells ike Fisch...
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Alright boys, time to fire up the torches and sharpen the pitchforks. Any spare guillotines in Tucson?