Best/Worst analysts/commentators/announcers

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Wed Feb 16, 2022 5:51 pm

Pops? Columbo? Spears?

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Feb 16, 2022 6:04 pm

Estonia has been a NATO member since 2004. There is no concern. Biden has been very clear on if any NATO country is attacked.

Is what I would have said.

Postmaster · Post by **Postmaster** » Wed Feb 16, 2022 8:06 pm

What did Kerr say?

EastCoastCat · Post by **EastCoastCat** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 6:34 am

He probably did his big balls dance when they brought it up.

U.P. Zona Fan · Post by **U.P. Zona Fan** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:37 pm

"The huskies are a tournament team, please."

- bill walton

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:44 pm

Wasn't able to watch game tonight but I did get to listen to Brian Jeffries.... file under the best.

Love listening to him.

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:47 pm

I'm watching Walton/Pasch on ESPN

EastCoastCat · Post by **EastCoastCat** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:51 pm

Longhorned wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:47 pm I'm watching Walton/Pasch on ESPN

Walton is extra nasty tonight. Complaining about not being able to see the possession clock?

If I was Pasch I would just shoot him and put us all out of our misery.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:01 pm

EastCoastCat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:51 pm
Longhorned wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:47 pm I'm watching Walton/Pasch on ESPN
Walton is extra nasty tonight. Complaining about not being able to see the possession clock?

If I was Pasch I would just shoot him and put us all out of our misery.

Can't we just shoot them both?

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:41 pm

dovecanyoncat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:01 pm
EastCoastCat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:51 pm
Longhorned wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:47 pm I'm watching Walton/Pasch on ESPN
Walton is extra nasty tonight. Complaining about not being able to see the possession clock?

If I was Pasch I would just shoot him and put us all out of our misery.
Can't we just shoot them both?

With a tranq dart might be fun.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:42 pm

Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:41 pm
dovecanyoncat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:01 pm
EastCoastCat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:51 pm
Longhorned wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:47 pm I'm watching Walton/Pasch on ESPN
Walton is extra nasty tonight. Complaining about not being able to see the possession clock?

If I was Pasch I would just shoot him and put us all out of our misery.
Can't we just shoot them both?
With a tranq dart might be fun.

No way a tranq dart takes out Walton after all the painkillers he's taken.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:50 pm

UAEebs86 wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:42 pm
Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:41 pm
dovecanyoncat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:01 pm
EastCoastCat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:51 pm
Longhorned wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:47 pm I'm watching Walton/Pasch on ESPN
Walton is extra nasty tonight. Complaining about not being able to see the possession clock?

If I was Pasch I would just shoot him and put us all out of our misery.
Can't we just shoot them both?
With a tranq dart might be fun.

No way a tranq dart takes out Walton after all the painkillers he's taken.

I just imagine Pasch turning to Walton and slurring “So thish ish what freedom tastes like?” and Walton replying, “I am a Redwood. I AM freedom.”

EastCoastCat · Post by **EastCoastCat** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:52 pm

Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:50 pm
UAEebs86 wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:42 pm
Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:41 pm
dovecanyoncat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:01 pm
EastCoastCat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:51 pm

Walton is extra nasty tonight. Complaining about not being able to see the possession clock?

If I was Pasch I would just shoot him and put us all out of our misery.
Can't we just shoot them both?
With a tranq dart might be fun.

No way a tranq dart takes out Walton after all the painkillers he's taken.
I just imagine Pasch turning to Walton and slurring “So thish ish what freedom tastes like?” and Walton replying, “I am a Redwood. I AM freedom.”

I wish Pasch would turn to Walton and say stop being such a fucking moron.

Olsondogg · Post by **Olsondogg** » Fri Feb 18, 2022 3:25 am

EastCoastCat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:52 pm
Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:50 pm
UAEebs86 wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:42 pm
Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:41 pm
dovecanyoncat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:01 pm

Can't we just shoot them both?
With a tranq dart might be fun.

No way a tranq dart takes out Walton after all the painkillers he's taken.
I just imagine Pasch turning to Walton and slurring “So thish ish what freedom tastes like?” and Walton replying, “I am a Redwood. I AM freedom.”
I wish Pasch would turn to Walton and say stop being such a fucking moron.

It’s the other way around

EastCoastCat · Post by **EastCoastCat** » Fri Feb 18, 2022 5:56 am

Olsondogg wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 3:25 am
EastCoastCat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:52 pm
Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:50 pm
UAEebs86 wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:42 pm
Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:41 pm

With a tranq dart might be fun.

No way a tranq dart takes out Walton after all the painkillers he's taken.
I just imagine Pasch turning to Walton and slurring “So thish ish what freedom tastes like?” and Walton replying, “I am a Redwood. I AM freedom.”
I wish Pasch would turn to Walton and say stop being such a fucking moron.
It’s the other way around

No, it really isn't if you want to seriously watch a basketball game.

pc in NM · Post by **pc in NM** » Fri Feb 18, 2022 8:54 am

EastCoastCat wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 5:56 am
Olsondogg wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 3:25 am
EastCoastCat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:52 pm
Chicat wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:50 pm
UAEebs86 wrote: Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:42 pm

No way a tranq dart takes out Walton after all the painkillers he's taken.
I just imagine Pasch turning to Walton and slurring “So thish ish what freedom tastes like?” and Walton replying, “I am a Redwood. I AM freedom.”
I wish Pasch would turn to Walton and say stop being such a fucking moron.
It’s the other way around
No, it really isn't if you want to seriously watch a boring basketball game.

FIFY

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Feb 18, 2022 8:57 am

“No basketball game could ever be boring if you eat enough shrooms.”

- Bill Walton (probably)

WildcatStunner · Post by **WildcatStunner** » Fri Feb 18, 2022 9:20 am

Chicat wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 8:57 am “No basketball game could ever be boring if you eat enough shrooms.”

- Bill Walton (probably)

“Did you know the worlds largest mushroom is in Oregon?”

-Bill Walton

Olsondogg · Post by **Olsondogg** » Fri Feb 18, 2022 1:59 pm

Seth Greenberg standing by the espn story 5 years later is an unsurprising, yet interesting development

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Feb 18, 2022 3:27 pm

Olsondogg wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 1:59 pm Seth Greenberg standing by the espn story 5 years later is an unsurprising, yet interesting development

If he says they were wrong, that opens his company up to possible lawsuits by CSM and Arizona.

ESPN will back Schlacock’s story until the sun explodes and engulfs the earth in its merciful fire.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Feb 18, 2022 3:39 pm

Fuck Seth Greenberg with a wooden spoon.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:10 pm

I have in mind some particular tender mercies for Seth's orbital tissues.

U.P. Zona Fan · Post by **U.P. Zona Fan** » Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:54 pm

WildcatStunner wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 9:20 am
Chicat wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 8:57 am “No basketball game could ever be boring if you eat enough shrooms.”

- Bill Walton (probably)
“Did you know the worlds largest mushroom is in Oregon?”

-Bill Walton

I'm pretty sure the "humongous fungus" is in the U.P., and it might get be growing on the roots of the largest Aspen clone in the world.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:57 pm

Humongous Fungus was my Smiths cover band.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Feb 18, 2022 8:09 pm

UAEebs86 wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:57 pm Humongous Fungus was my Smiths cover band.

The Caucus Humongous was the name of our spur-of-the-moment joint venture contracting entity thrown together to bid jobs within a larger groovy hippie workers' collective in 1970s Eugene Oregon. But mostly it was to talk smack to the Womyn's Glom lesbian joint venture.

prh · Post by **prh** » Thu Feb 24, 2022 11:43 pm

Bill Walton bingo cards

https://mustardcat.github.io/waltonbingo/

97cats · Post by **97cats** » Sat Feb 26, 2022 7:06 pm

what the fuck was that nonsense at the half, the second analyst said "consistency" was a problem with Arizona and they had to "prove" to the country they are "worthy" of a #1 seed and separate from the pack.

yikes 25-2 ...time to press the gas here in the second half.

KillerKlown · Post by **KillerKlown** » Sat Feb 26, 2022 8:16 pm

If I were a blind person and had to hear these two deep thinkers talk I'd think it was an all Colorado Buffs scrimmage. Corey Williams is awful.

SabinoDrifter · Post by **SabinoDrifter** » Sat Feb 26, 2022 8:23 pm

It’s clear he’s not very prepared

Postmaster · Post by **Postmaster** » Sat Feb 26, 2022 11:57 pm

97cats wrote: Sat Feb 26, 2022 7:06 pm what the fuck was that nonsense at the half, the second analyst said "consistency" was a problem with Arizona and they had to "prove" to the country they are "worthy" of a #1 seed and separate from the pack.

yikes 25-2 ...time to press the gas here in the second half.

That was stupid. I told my wife “that guy has no clue”.
I’m unfathomable he is on the air.

Postmaster · Post by **Postmaster** » Tue Mar 01, 2022 8:24 pm

I just saw a commercial on History Channel about a show about food that built America or something like that.
The commercial starred RJ and Frye doing a sports-like preview of the show.

Olsondogg · Post by **Olsondogg** » Wed Mar 02, 2022 8:54 am

Bilas has become a whiny bitch, or maybe he always was.

Clearly that’s a foul.

pc in NM · Post by **pc in NM** » Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:09 am

Regardless what anyone thinks of Bilas, et. al., I believe they were assigned last nite's game because the consesus was that it would be a battle, and probably that the U of A would be exposed as over-rated.

I'm glad they, and ESPN were there, in LA, the biggest media center in the West!! EVERYONE got to see just what a high quality team the Cats have!!! Our two frontline stars C-Lo & AT were hampered by ticky-tack foul calls from early in the game, but Arizona did not miss a beat!!! Our 8-player rotation is largely interchangeable and we can be expected to match up with any opposing talent of style!!!

Bilas could have hardly been more complimentary of Arizona, and I think the visibility accorded by ESPN and LA media have cemented us as a #1 seed, regardless of what happenes at the PAC-12 tourney in Vegas.

BEAR DOWN ARIZONA!!!!

Longhorned · Post by **Longhorned** » Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:23 am

I agree with all of this.

And while we're on the topic:

Has it become abundantly clear that the conference tourneys have come to mean absolutely nothing for the committee's bracket, other than slotting in conference tourney champions?

RondaeShimmy · Post by **RondaeShimmy** » Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:24 am

We almost made Rece Davis cream himself several times watching our team

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:44 am

Longhorned wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:23 am I agree with all of this.

And while we're on the topic:

Has it become abundantly clear that the conference tourneys have come to mean absolutely nothing for the committee's bracket, other than slotting in conference tourney champions?

A) I was very happy that the majority of the ass kicking happened in the first half. That allowed Eastern & Central viewers to go to bed at 11 or midnight thinking that Arizona is most definitely one of the best two or three teams in the country and worthy of our high ranking and a #1 seed.

B) This season there is a clear distinction between the top 15 teams and everyone else. One or two games in a tournament that’s an obvious cash grab for the conferences won’t change that. Arizona losing in the second round to Colorado or Oregon won’t impact their body of work at all, nor should it. The previous 31 games definitively proved they are a 1 seed.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:49 am

Longhorned wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:23 am Has it become abundantly clear that the conference tourneys have come to mean absolutely nothing for the committee's bracket, other than slotting in conference tourney champions?

Might get Oregon State back into the NCAAs if they win the tourney again!

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Wed Mar 02, 2022 11:21 am

I dislike Bilas for all of the obvious reasons... but it was clear he and Reece were both enjoying watching an elite basketball team playing an elite game

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Wed Mar 02, 2022 11:28 am

Alieberman wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 11:21 am I dislike Bilas for all of the obvious reasons... but it was clear he and Reece were both enjoying watching an elite basketball team playing an elite game

Bilas was still disappointed that the refs didn’t give him final sign off on every whistle.

Olsondogg · Post by **Olsondogg** » Fri Mar 04, 2022 9:38 am

Last night was the last time we have to hear Pasch with Walton.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Fri Mar 04, 2022 9:40 am

Olsondogg wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 9:38 am Last night was the last time we have to hear Pasch with Walton.

Ever or this season?

Olsondogg · Post by **Olsondogg** » Fri Mar 04, 2022 9:49 am

UAEebs86 wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 9:40 am
Olsondogg wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 9:38 am Last night was the last time we have to hear Pasch with Walton.
Ever or this season?

This season.

Don’t get crazy now.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Mar 04, 2022 9:50 am

Pasch wasn’t as bad as usual.

Walton was on another planet … as usual.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:00 am

Walton actually seemed to come down off his meds the 2nd half. First half I was tempted to find a radio stream, but hard to sync up.

EastCoastCat · Post by **EastCoastCat** » Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:23 am

Do you think he really believes 6 Pac teams will make the Tourney. I mean really.

Olsondogg · Post by **Olsondogg** » Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:25 am

EastCoastCat wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:23 am Do you think he really believes 6 Pac teams will make the Tourney. I mean really.

No, but he’s making a point about the perception of west coast basketball.

EastCoastCat · Post by **EastCoastCat** » Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:26 am

Olsondogg wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:25 am
EastCoastCat wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:23 am Do you think he really believes 6 Pac teams will make the Tourney. I mean really.
No, but he’s making a point about the perception of west coast basketball.

I'd rather look at our cheerleaders...

pc in NM · Post by **pc in NM** » Fri Mar 04, 2022 11:55 am

Olsondogg wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:25 am
EastCoastCat wrote: Fri Mar 04, 2022 10:23 am Do you think he really believes 6 Pac teams will make the Tourney. I mean really.
No, but he’s making a point about the perception of west coast basketball.

He's a satirist much of the time!!

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Mon Mar 07, 2022 9:52 pm

U.P. Zona Fan · Post by **U.P. Zona Fan** » Tue Mar 08, 2022 5:14 am

He also said Wisconsin is a 1 seed.

That was the night before last, he hasn't brought it up since they lost Sunday. to Nebraska!

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