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Great movie. The scene where they're getting drunk and Robert Shaw recounts the sinking of the Indianapolis is grim and moving.
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Think that scene was mostly ad-libbed too but not all that sure about it but certainly based on a true event.

I saw that movie in the theater when it was released. Took me more than a few years to go back into the ocean. One of those movies in my youth that had a traumatic effect on me, like "The Birds" which I think about often when I see a bunch of black birds perched together.

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They renamed a town in Australia because of 'Jaws'.

Shark Bay Victoria is now Safety Beach Victoria
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“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

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Only 2 margaritas? Where do I sign up!
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I have a 4 Marg limit!!
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wyo-cat wrote: Mon May 22, 2023 6:11 pm I have a 4 Marg limit!!
Would have "pegged" you for a 5 Marg man!
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Prince William I am not. Just a simple country boy living in Tucson.
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Merkin if forced to watch a baseball game.
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LOVE THAT RODENT FROM POPEYES
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An oldie but a goodie, as relevant today as it was 50 years ago (or so).

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^:D "Push that high into this area"

How did that get past the censors?



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Nice to see SNL being funny again.
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It’s brilliant.
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Not guilty. Case dismissed.
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Florida Man.
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He should redo it with white lights. Blue and red are not allowed.
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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

Stones say: Hey, you, get offa my cloud!
Scotty says: Hey, McCleod, get offa my ewe!
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She's a natural.
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Guess he's a youtuber: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNUzK9QT8nc
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That's actually really clever, but what is with the crowd being smaller than a junior high school girls' basketball game?
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Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Happy New Year!! There's so much to celebrate!!
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My dogs are pretty well trained, but that rotisserie chicken and those ribs wouldn't have lasted 30 seconds if they were back there with them.

And apparently condom thickness hasn't changed since my single days which was 38 years ago.
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So in a dog involved safe sex version of food storage I'm guessing you wouldn't stash ribs in a condom.
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The comments on this TikTok had me fucking rolling.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8n7dFN7/

For those of you who don’t want to click on the video, it’s a woman defending naming her daughter Clydia.

Here is a sampling…

“That is a beautiful name. Maybe we can arrange a playdate with Clydia and my son Johnoreah.”

“It’s a beautiful name. My brother’s name is Tedsticle.”

“Jennytalia”

“I hear you. My son’s name is Connorhea. I have no idea why people laugh at it.”

“My name is short for Celesticles.”

“My son Cunther is having the same problem.”

“It’s gorgeous. Glidoris would be equally as lovely.”
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That's going to be used for something else.
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azgreg wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 12:26 pm That's going to be used for something else.
A women's recumbent bicycle?
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azgreg wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 12:26 pm That's going to be used for something else.
A mass mailing operation?
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Chicat wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 4:14 pm
azgreg wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 12:26 pm That's going to be used for something else.
A mass mailing operation?
A woman postal carrier's recumbent bicycle?
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UAEebs86 wrote: Sat Mar 02, 2024 9:02 am
BearDownWildcats General Discussion Board:
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Try sleeping.
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