Most dangerous sexual position

[UAdevil]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science ... clude.html


'Woman on top' is most dangerous sex position, scientists conclude
Scientists have found that the 'cowgirl' position is responsible for half of all penile fractures during sexual intercourse


By Sarah Knapton, Science Editor

12:37PM GMT 21 Jan 2015


It might have emancipated women from the drudgery of the 'Missionary Position', but it seems that men are paying a painful price for revolution in the bedroom.

"Woman on top" is the most dangerous sex position, according to a new scientific study.

Scientists have found that the position, dubbed "cowgirl", is responsible for half of all penile fractures in the bedroom.

The research also revealed that the "doggy-style" position, with women on all fours, is behind 29 per cent of afflictions.

In contrast, the traditional "man on top" is responsible for just 21 per cent.


Doctors and academics looked at patients attending three A&E units with suspected "penile fractures" over a 13 year period.

Half of them reported hearing a crack before experiencing pain, with some also suffering swelling.

Their average age was 34 and some of the men waited up to six hours before seeking medical help.

The research concluded: "Our study supports the fact that sexual intercourse with 'woman on top' is the potentially riskiest sexual position related to penile fracture.

"Our hypothesis is that when woman is on top she usually controls the movement with her entire body weight landing on the erect penis, not being able to interrupt it when the penis suffers a wrong way penetration, because the harm is usually minor in woman with no pain but major in the penis.

"On the contrary, when the man is controlling the movement, he has better chances of stopping the penetration energy in response to the pain related to the penis harm, minimizing it."

The study found that 44 men had attended hospital, with 42 having "the condition confirmed after clinical, radiological and surgical evaluation".

Of these, 28 were injured in heterosexual romps, four during homosexual intercourse, six as a result of "penis manipulation" and four in circumstances which were "unclear".

The study, published in the Advances in Urology journal, reads: "Half of patients (50 per cent) presented with the classical triad of an audible crack followed by pain.

"The presentation time of patients to the hospital after penile fracture ranged from 0.5 to 6 hours."

"Penile fracture is a relatively uncommon clinical condition that frequently causes fear and embarrassment for the patient, hypothetically resulting in delayed search for medical assistance, which can lead to impairment of sexual and voiding functions,” said the authors.

"Considering that most studies are retrospective and based on patients records information regarding the social dynamics surrounding penile fracture is scarce in the literature, mainly potentially risky sexual positions."

The scientists, who looked at three hospitals in Campinas, a city of three million people in Brazil, used hospital records and in some cases interviewed the patients.

[Merkin]

1. Being caught by your wife with your girlfriend

[UAdevil]

Half of them reported hearing a crack before experiencing pain, with some also suffering swelling.

[mytwocents]

Speaking of sexual positions...I was somewhat recently introduced (well I knew it was a position but had never done it) to the woman on stomach, legs closed, man on top of woman, legs on the outside. Was interesting.

That is all.

[Merkin]

Speaking of sexual positions...I was somewhat recently introduced (well I knew it was a position but had never done it) to the woman on stomach, legs closed, man on top of woman, legs on the outside. Was interesting.

That is all.

[Reydituto]

What about Reverse Cowgirl, or is that implied/included?

Speaking of sexual positions...I was somewhat recently introduced (well I knew it was a position but had never done it) to the woman on stomach, legs closed, man on top of woman, legs on the outside. Was interesting.

That is all.

Curious if that was a "Hey, let's try this!" or whether there was some fantasy/role play involved.

[Alieberman]

It's all about risk reward

[UAdevil]

It's all about risk reward

I don't know of many rewards that I'd risk a fractured penis for.

[catgrad97]

It's all about risk reward

Hmmm, then what would Ditka do?

[SCCat]

It's all about risk reward

Hmmm, then what would Ditka do?

He certainly wouldn't let his children play, even though his entire life revolved around "the game."

[UAEebs86]

1. Being caught by your wife with your girlfriend

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... o+Position

Rodeo Position
When a man has sex with his woman in the Doggy Position, leans over and says "You know, your sister likes this position too." And tries to hang on for 8 seconds.

Yeah man, I lasted 12 seconds doing the Rodeo Position last night with Judy.

[Puerco]

Speaking of sexual positions...I was somewhat recently introduced (well I knew it was a position but had never done it) to the woman on stomach, legs closed, man on top of woman, legs on the outside. Was interesting.

That is all.

What took you so long?

Seriously though, I had a friend who snapped his banjo string in Bangkok. He got pissed when the hotel chanrged him for the ruined towel...

[mytwocents]

What about Reverse Cowgirl, or is that implied/included?

Speaking of sexual positions...I was somewhat recently introduced (well I knew it was a position but had never done it) to the woman on stomach, legs closed, man on top of woman, legs on the outside. Was interesting.

That is all.

Curious if that was a "Hey, let's try this!" or whether there was some fantasy/role play involved.

He more of less got me into position 'on the fly' and lead the way... The last couple guys I've dated haven't really been in to the whole role play/fantasy thing....which is too bad...

What took you so long?

My fave position is me on bottom with my ass raised and legs kinda up/bent back so I usually try and steer it there Plus I guess this is just the first guy that has a preference for this position so you know...I aim to please

[Merkin]

I aim to please

[Reydituto]

Speaking of sexual positions...I was somewhat recently introduced (well I knew it was a position but had never done it) to the woman on stomach, legs closed, man on top of woman, legs on the outside. Was interesting.

That is all.

Curious if that was a "Hey, let's try this!" or whether there was some fantasy/role play involved.

He more of less got me into position 'on the fly' and lead the way... The last couple guys I've dated haven't really been in to the whole role play/fantasy thing....which is too bad...

Ah, curious as there seemed to be a resistance/forced entry aspect to the proceedings. Certainly not the most accessible position.

Too bad indeed. Good luck with that ...

[mytwocents]

I aim to please

Lol..... How YOU doin?

Ah, curious as there seemed to be a resistance/forced entry aspect to the proceedings. Certainly not the most accessible position.

Too bad indeed. Good luck with that ...

Ha...yeah no...not gonna lie, it didn't come together right away but once we had it figured out....

[SGIT]

Speaking of sexual positions...I was somewhat recently introduced (well I knew it was a position but had never done it) to the woman on stomach, legs closed, man on top of woman, legs on the outside. Was interesting.

That is all.

Thanks...I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway

[Merkin]

This one:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/1 ... mg00000022

[77HoyaCat4Ever]

Fat woman on top most dangerous.

Penile fractures are a real thing. It is possible to break a boner.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Is this thread not about Jodi Arias?

[rgdeuce]

I've had a couple of close calls. None from the reverse cowgirl though, but I think it goes without saying to use extra care when doing that.