Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights

[PhatKat]

Here's a piece I recently interviewed for. You can probably figure out which one I am.

Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report ... hts,36321/

[Longhorned]

Don't tell that to the guy on the bicycle who I almost crashed into head-on going the wrong way on my bicycle. He pointed out my error, leaving me no choice but to verbally abuse him for being such a pansy. I kept riding forward, knowing that if he was going to catch me, he, too would have to travel in the wrong direction. But I think I conveyed just how close he was to a good curb stomp.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Most of that 4,000% has to do with the fact all the participants had to fight me. In fairness to them, it really wasn't a level playing field from the get go.

[PhatKat]

It certainly sounds like you showed him Longhorned. I bet he's counting his lucky stars that he didn't chase after you.

[ghostwhitehorse]

Fairly sure that report over estimates the imagination of the average american male. . .