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Um, er, I got nuthin.
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Anyone who commits a crime against a child is pure evil. I cannot comprehend it at all.
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Someone did this to a beagle:

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“He had to be wheeled out in a wagon,” the no-kill dog rescue One Tail at a Time writes in a Jan. 6 Facebook post. “We’re calling him Kale Chips, because that’s pretty much what his future looks like.”
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Daryl Zero wrote:Someone did this to a beagle:

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http://time.com/3660686/obese-85-pound- ... ale-chips/

“He had to be wheeled out in a wagon,” the no-kill dog rescue One Tail at a Time writes in a Jan. 6 Facebook post. “We’re calling him Kale Chips, because that’s pretty much what his future looks like.”
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Must be the Huckabee family dog.
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People who can't merge on the freeways.................again. For fucks sake.
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UAEebs86 wrote:Must be the Huckabee family dog.
:lol:
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Pregnancy hormones.

(and I realize I shouldn't be complaining about them considering my posts early in this thread, but that shit's real evil)
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Olsondogg wrote:Pregnancy hormones.

(and I realize I shouldn't be complaining about them considering my posts early in this thread, but that shit's real evil)
wait till you experience a woman's menopause...pregnancy hormones will seem like a happy memory
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PieceOfMeat wrote:
Olsondogg wrote:Pregnancy hormones.

(and I realize I shouldn't be complaining about them considering my posts early in this thread, but that shit's real evil)
wait till you experience a woman's menopause...pregnancy hormones will seem like a happy memory
Grew up in a house with 3 women. Experienced menopause, pre-pubescence, puberty and whatever the hell is after that.

Basically up until I was 18, one of the three women was mad at me at all times. I moved out of the house at 18.
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Olsondogg wrote:
PieceOfMeat wrote:
Olsondogg wrote:Pregnancy hormones.

(and I realize I shouldn't be complaining about them considering my posts early in this thread, but that shit's real evil)
wait till you experience a woman's menopause...pregnancy hormones will seem like a happy memory
Grew up in a house with 3 women. Experienced menopause, pre-pubescence, puberty and whatever the hell is after that.

Basically up until I was 18, one of the three women was mad at me at all times. I moved out of the house at 18.
:lol: you poor soul
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Olsondogg wrote:
PieceOfMeat wrote:
Olsondogg wrote:Pregnancy hormones.

(and I realize I shouldn't be complaining about them considering my posts early in this thread, but that shit's real evil)
wait till you experience a woman's menopause...pregnancy hormones will seem like a happy memory
Grew up in a house with 3 women. Experienced menopause, pre-pubescence, puberty and whatever the hell is after that.

Basically up until I was 18, one of the three women was mad at me at all times. I moved out of the house at 18.
Same here: Mom and two sisters.

Mom covered it up by working all the time. I had to break up fights between one of the sisters almost daily.

Let me know the day women decide to relax. I still haven't seen it.
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I hate people that don't pay attention. On my way home earlier I witnessed someone kill a dog driving their car here in Tucson. The rest of traffic in 3/4 lanes had stopped to let the little guy cross the road but some asshole kept going through at like 45 mph...nailed the dog as I watched. Terrible sound. I hope it died instantly and it shook me up to see it since I love dogs. Went home and am cuddling my dog as we speak. So angry and sad.
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Jesus, that's rough hater. Real rough. Sorry you had to witness that.

I once drove by a raccoon that was hit in the middle of the road but still alive and seemed to be paralyzed. I locked eyes with the little bastard even at 50mph and he looked delirious and his head was spinning around at the neck like he was possessed. That shit haunted me the whole day. I probably should've just hit him and put him out of his misery.
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Dear Northwesterners,

"Aristotle" and "chipotle" don't rhyme.
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gumby wrote:Dear Northwesterners,

"Aristotle" and "chipotle" don't rhyme.
That made my day
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LMAO! Right on Gumby.
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gumby wrote:Dear Northwesterners,

"Aristotle" and "chipotle" don't rhyme.
What's the context of this?
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I live in NW. Overheard by daughter.
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I'm trying to figure out if they pronounce Aristotle "a-ris-tote-ley" or if they pronounce Chipotle "chi-pottal".
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In this case, "chippotal." But it could work the other way, if you encounter Aristotle second. We do both now.
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Speaking of Chip-oodle....are we all aware that guac will be extra? Anyone surprised by this anymore?
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What's surprising is just how terrible Chipotle is for you . . . no matter how you pronounce it.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015 ... times&_r=0
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Chicat wrote:What's surprising is just how terrible Chipotle is for you . . . no matter how you pronounce it.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015 ... times&_r=0
hence why when I do go to Chipotle (which is very rare) i usually just get a bowl chicken bowl with no rice or guac and half portions of cheese and sour cream. Can keep it under 600 calories that way.
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Chicat wrote:What's surprising is just how terrible Chipotle is for you . . . no matter how you pronounce it.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015 ... times&_r=0
The burritos are just too overstuffed. The ingredients themselves are fine. I get a veggie burrito without cheese or sour cream. The problems with this order is that 1) it isn't good, and 2) it's so big that the calories are still out of control. If somebody hands me a burrito, I'm not going leave half of it.
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Longhorned wrote:
Chicat wrote:What's surprising is just how terrible Chipotle is for you . . . no matter how you pronounce it.

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015 ... times&_r=0
The burritos are just too overstuffed. The ingredients themselves are fine. I get a veggie burrito without cheese or sour cream. The problems with this order is that 1) it isn't good, and 2) it's so big that the calories are still out of control. If somebody hands me a burrito, I'm not going leave half of it.
To add to the overstuffed, they wrap their burritos like a brick.

Moe's burritos are a special type of suck.
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Today I went to Neato Burrito. I got the veggie thai, added chicken, on a cilantro tortilla. Peanut sauce is heavenly, and I'm sure fattening.
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Chipotle's ingredients are very good compared with other fast food.
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Salty wrote:Chipotle's ingredients are very good compared with other fast food.
Definitely. Higher quality, locally sourced. It's not the ingredients, it's their sheer, dense volume in a tightly-wrapped, overstuffed, extra large tortilla.
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300 calories just for the damn tortilla.
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Can you get a second tortilla and make 2 burritos?
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On a diet? Pack a lunch.
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Longhorned wrote:
Salty wrote:Chipotle's ingredients are very good compared with other fast food.
Definitely. Higher quality, locally sourced. It's not the ingredients, it's their sheer, dense volume in a tightly-wrapped, overstuffed, extra large tortilla.
Chipotle burritos resemble softballs more than burritos.
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azgreg wrote:Can you get a second tortilla and make 2 burritos?
I usually get a bowl with 2 big tortillas on the side; never been charged extra for the tortillas.
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gumby wrote:On a diet? Pack a lunch.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-br ... -jo,37912/
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I was just there at Chipotle yesterday getting my free burrito. However, I ordered a burrito bowl, no tortilla.

Ordered the barbacoa meat which I really like, although mine is often better.
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Chicat wrote:I'm trying to figure out if they pronounce Aristotle "a-ris-tote-ley" or if they pronounce Chipotle "chi-pottal".

I pronounced Chipotle wrong for years and no one ever corrected me.
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I just received a summons for jury duty for Federal District Court...in Tucson. The summons was sent to my home address in Phoenix. The court is 125 miles away. There is no way I could ever be able to afford doing that. I simply won't have the money to drive there all week, or stay in a motel and be reimbursed. The time I am supposed to serve is right after I move, and all the money I need to pay for deposits, and the overlapping rent from the place I'm moving from.

I don't mind serving jury duty. My company will pay for it. But why didn't they summon me to the Federal District Court in Phoeni? We do have one. That will be my request. I wonder since I lived in Tucson for most of last year that something got screwed up.
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Catintheheat wrote:I just received a summons for jury duty for Federal District Court...in Tucson. The summons was sent to my home address in Phoenix. The court is 125 miles away. There is no way I could ever be able to afford doing that. I simply won't have the money to drive there all week, or stay in a motel and be reimbursed. The time I am supposed to serve is right after I move, and all the money I need to pay for deposits, and the overlapping rent from the place I'm moving from.

I don't mind serving jury duty. My company will pay for it. But why didn't they summon me to the Federal District Court in Phoeni? We do have one. That will be my request. I wonder since I lived in Tucson for most of last year that something got screwed up.
Did you change your address on your voting record?

I'm sure you can easily get out of it if you just tell them you moved.
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pokinmik wrote:
azgreg wrote:Can you get a second tortilla and make 2 burritos?
I usually get a bowl with 2 big tortillas on the side; never been charged extra for the tortillas.
Merkin wrote:I was just there at Chipotle yesterday getting my free burrito. However, I ordered a burrito bowl, no tortilla.

Ordered the barbacoa meat which I really like, although mine is often better.
You guys changed my Chipotle experienced forever...

Ordered barbacoa bowl, with two big tortillas on the side...wrapped my burritos to a consistency and dimensions that I like, had lunch and dinner.

Awesome and Thank you.
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catgrad97 wrote:
Olsondogg wrote:
PieceOfMeat wrote:
Olsondogg wrote:Pregnancy hormones.

(and I realize I shouldn't be complaining about them considering my posts early in this thread, but that shit's real evil)
wait till you experience a woman's menopause...pregnancy hormones will seem like a happy memory
Grew up in a house with 3 women. Experienced menopause, pre-pubescence, puberty and whatever the hell is after that.

Basically up until I was 18, one of the three women was mad at me at all times. I moved out of the house at 18.
Same here: Mom and two sisters.

Mom covered it up by working all the time. I had to break up fights between one of the sisters almost daily.

Let me know the day women decide to relax. I still haven't seen it.
Same here CG97, mom and two sisters only diff is I let them fight they had some pretty good ones. By the time I turned 18 they were both out of the house. It got boring then.
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Why do people ask questions or argue points they could easily Google? Takes as much time to ask as it does to search.
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What time is our game on Thursday? What channel?
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This god damn adhesion capsulitis (frozen shoulder) is kicking my ass.
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