In the market for a human soul

Spaceman Spiff · Post by **Spaceman Spiff** » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:51 am

If you're willing to part with yours, hit me up. Over 18 only. Fewer mortal sins is obviously preferred, but price is negotiable.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:04 am

Mine is black and smells like fear. What will you give me for it?

Spaceman Spiff · Post by **Spaceman Spiff** » Fri Jun 13, 2014 12:39 pm

Chicat wrote:Mine is black and smells like fear. What will you give me for it?

Souls do not have colors. I doubt you are serious.

ghostwhitehorse · Post by **ghostwhitehorse** » Sat Jun 14, 2014 6:33 am

The last person I sold my soul to is no more (gone. vanished. ex-parrot even). When my soul got back it said he tasted "minty".

So. . . what is your asking price?

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:53 pm

Apparently for any given soul the calculus of mortal sin is a running net reckoning. Due to recent events mine is approaching its sell-by date. No inspection; no reserve; absolute auction. Make a bid and I'll have no choice but to bang me gavel.

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