A lot of very expensive wine bottles are probably broken this morning.

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Youse think people in an earthquake zone would know better.Longhorned wrote:(to be read with Archie Bunker's voice) How can they put a man on the moon and still not make an oithquake-proof bottle of wine?
Went to my go-to news source (Twitter) and didn't see anything. Earthquakes reported in Oregon, Tokyo, California, and Nevada, but no Illinois.Longhorned wrote:Just felt a big one in central Illinois. That's our first since 2008.
Huh. Maybe I felt the one in Tokyo. I was just sitting here and the floor started moving all around under my feet. I shouted to upstairs to the wife, "Did you feel that thing?"Chicat wrote:Went to my go-to news source (Twitter) and didn't see anything. Earthquakes reported in Oregon, Tokyo, California, and Nevada, but no Illinois.Longhorned wrote:Just felt a big one in central Illinois. That's our first since 2008.
Are you sure someone didn't just rip a loud rumbling fart?
I think the parrot slipped you some low grade acid. Just take some deep breaths, drink some orange juice, pet something furry, and you'll be just fine.Longhorned wrote:Huh. Maybe I felt the one in Tokyo. I was just sitting here and the floor started moving all around under my feet. I shouted to upstairs to the wife, "Did you feel that thing?"Chicat wrote:Went to my go-to news source (Twitter) and didn't see anything. Earthquakes reported in Oregon, Tokyo, California, and Nevada, but no Illinois.Longhorned wrote:Just felt a big one in central Illinois. That's our first since 2008.
Are you sure someone didn't just rip a loud rumbling fart?
"Feel what?" she said. "I think I heard something."
I looked over at the chandelier but the cord was hanging completely still. I dismissed all evidence to the contrary because I felt a doozy. Time to go to the hospital.
Also a 6.7 magnitude aftershock hit this morning. I can't even imagine how terrifying it must be there right now...aid workers warned that the situation could be far worse near the epicenter. The U.S. Geological Survey said the quake was centered near Lamjung, about 50 miles northwest of Kathmandu, in the Gorkha district.
Roads to that area were blocked by landslides, hindering rescue teams, said chief district official Prakash Subedi. Teams were trekking through mountain trails to reach remote villages, and helicopters would also be deployed, he said by telephone.
The aid group World Vision said in a statement that remote mountain communities, including in Gorkha, were totally unprepared for the level of destruction caused by the earthquake.
Villages near the epicenter "are literally perched on the sides of large mountain faces and are made from simple stone and rock construction. Many of these villages are only accessible by 4WD and then foot, with some villages hours and even entire days' walks away from main roads at the best of times," the group's local staff member, Matt Darvas, said in the statement.
He said he was hearing that many of the villages may have been completely buried by rock falls.
"It will likely be helicopter access only for these remote villages," he said.
No. Fuck fuck fuck fuck.Chicat wrote:Holy shit
I wonder if that means Everest is any higher now.ASUHATER! wrote:Death toll over 5000 now. Seismologists say the entire Indian subcontinent shifted 10 feet northwards.
Looks like they have less than two weeks to collect the data that will answer my question: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015 ... y-science/Chicat wrote:I wonder if that means Everest is any higher now.ASUHATER! wrote:Death toll over 5000 now. Seismologists say the entire Indian subcontinent shifted 10 feet northwards.
As long as there's a good Wi-Fi connection I'm good.Longhorned wrote:Is it too late for us all just to go back to the savannah and sleep in trees and ride this whole nature thing out for what it is?
Could yet happen.Longhorned wrote:Is it too late for us all just to go back to the savannah and sleep in trees and ride this whole nature thing out for what it is?
Chicat wrote:8.3 off the coast of Chile. Tsunami alert issued and they're evacuating towns on the coast.
A string of earthquakes north of Phoenix gave the Valley a rare jolt Sunday night, and the largest – a magnitude 4.1 just before 11:30 p.m. – rattled homes across the region.
The series of at least three Arizona earthquakes generated no reports of notable damage, but left people swaying or stunned from Black Canyon City, closest to the epicenter, to Camp Verde and across metro Phoenix as far as Queen Creek.
Michael Conway of the Arizona Geological Survey said Monday morning that scientists had not identified the causative fault line yet. Because the earthquake was small and did not rupture the ground, it will be hard to identify where it originated, Conway said. He also said there will be aftershocks over the next few days, many of them too small to feel.