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Irish always brings it!
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I thought this was an Irish edit that picture of Hurley looked so awful and out of place.
Then of course he actually kills it a few posts down.
“The reality is that the hardest games to win are over teams on their home court. Teams that don’t play those games can spin it however they want, but what they’re saying is, ‘We don’t want to lose in our non conference season.’" - Sean Miller
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If Tommy likes him I'm down, but I still wanna see the conversion therapy certificate.
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Is there anyone at ASU who ISN'T transferring?!
“The reality is that the hardest games to win are over teams on their home court. Teams that don’t play those games can spin it however they want, but what they’re saying is, ‘We don’t want to lose in our non conference season.’" - Sean Miller
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Bobby, thankfully.
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You can tell it's the s-l-o-w season. Not sure why I'm bothering, but for some reason, I wondered about ASU's roster for the coming season, and there's not that much out there. But, from what I was able to piece together, here's a stab at it. After the mass exodus through the transfer portal, Hurley returns a grand total of three players. Almost like starting a new program. But, under the circumstances, it seems like he did okay in the transfer portal himself. It'll remain to be seen how well all the new faces do, but it's kind of the new normal, I guess. Note that, in terms of the various eligibility vs. class standing issues, the class listed reflects remaining eligibility. So, if someone's technically a senior but has two years eligibility, I listed that person as a junior; whatever.
Frankie Collins, PG, 6-1, Jr. Returning Starter (Michigan)
Malachi Davis, G, 6-4, Jr. JC
Jamiya Neal, G/F, 6-6, Jr. Returnee
Alonzo Gaffney, PF, 6-9, RS-Sr. Returnee
Bryant Selebangue, F/C, 6-8, Jr. Tulsa
Brycen Long, SG, 6-2, Jr. Houston Baptist
Braelon Green, SG, 6-3, Fr.
Kamari Lands, F, 6-8, So. Louisville
Zane Meeks, PF, 6-9, Sr. San Francisco
Shawn Phillips, C, 7-0, So. LSU
Akil Watson, PF, 6-8, Fr.
(Adam Miller, SG, 6-3, RS-So.) LSU (NCAA Waiver?)
Frankie Collins, PG, 6-1, Jr. Returning Starter (Michigan)
Malachi Davis, G, 6-4, Jr. JC
Jamiya Neal, G/F, 6-6, Jr. Returnee
Alonzo Gaffney, PF, 6-9, RS-Sr. Returnee
Bryant Selebangue, F/C, 6-8, Jr. Tulsa
Brycen Long, SG, 6-2, Jr. Houston Baptist
Braelon Green, SG, 6-3, Fr.
Kamari Lands, F, 6-8, So. Louisville
Zane Meeks, PF, 6-9, Sr. San Francisco
Shawn Phillips, C, 7-0, So. LSU
Akil Watson, PF, 6-8, Fr.
(Adam Miller, SG, 6-3, RS-So.) LSU (NCAA Waiver?)
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Does Hurley sell transfers on the fact he made kids so good that they wanted to transfer to other programs 
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Not a lot of size outside of the LSU center. UA should be able to post up pretty easily running 2 bigs.
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assu playing in the Barstool Sports Invitational
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Yikes
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Going to lower the conference ranking.
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Between this and the football team, is it too late for the Big 12 to rescind their offer?
“The reality is that the hardest games to win are over teams on their home court. Teams that don’t play those games can spin it however they want, but what they’re saying is, ‘We don’t want to lose in our non conference season.’" - Sean Miller
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Portnoy is a douche but this is pretty funny. ASU killing his tournament.
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It is with great sadness that I announce the resignation of ASU's AD Ray Anderson. Ray successfully led the Sun Devils on one of the steepest declines in athletic history. Arizona fans could only watch in wonderment as he hired an old NFL has been, Herm Edwards, to head its football program as the "general Manager". This individual led the stellar Sun Devils to multiple NCAA violations, a self imposed bowl ban and dismal on field results. Ray resignation is truly sad for all Arizona fans.
On a more positive note, the guy that hired him and who hastened the PAC-12 demise is still in charge and will be selecting the new AD after consultation with outstanding basketball coach Bobby Hurley. Expect the Sr. Mr. Hurley to be in charge soon.
All Arizona fans are saddened by Ray's departure but want to thank him for his years (too bad it wasn't decades) service.
On a more positive note, the guy that hired him and who hastened the PAC-12 demise is still in charge and will be selecting the new AD after consultation with outstanding basketball coach Bobby Hurley. Expect the Sr. Mr. Hurley to be in charge soon.
All Arizona fans are saddened by Ray's departure but want to thank him for his years (too bad it wasn't decades) service.
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Crow is still there, fully expecting him to blow this AD hire
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ShitShovels on pace to score 40 tonight!
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HA! 44!
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LOL
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Wtf is happening?
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What a dynasty!
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Big 12 ready
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This ASU game not starting until 10:34 pm Arizona time is very fitting. That's really when all ASU games not involving us should start.
“The reality is that the hardest games to win are over teams on their home court. Teams that don’t play those games can spin it however they want, but what they’re saying is, ‘We don’t want to lose in our non conference season.’" - Sean Miller
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So ASU is getting their ass kicked, the announcer is perpetuating the lie about how they're a "sleeping giant". Then an ASU and BYU player get tangled up and go to the floor, the BYU player punches the ASU guy in the back, then when the ASU player turns to face him the BYU player punches him in the face.
Stay classy BYU. Can't wait for our conference matchups.
Stay classy BYU. Can't wait for our conference matchups.
“The reality is that the hardest games to win are over teams on their home court. Teams that don’t play those games can spin it however they want, but what they’re saying is, ‘We don’t want to lose in our non conference season.’" - Sean Miller
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77-49. Ouch
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The punch was just a distraction. ASU was like: "How dare you out chuck us from 3!!!"
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That’s gotta be an honor code violation.
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ShitShovels! ShitShovels! Fuck ASSU!
Ponies! Ponies! Smoo! Smoo!
Ponies! Ponies! Smoo! Smoo!
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We have rules here dove. This isn't 'Nam.dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:35 pm ShitShovels! ShitShovels! Fuck ASSU!
Ponies! Ponies! Smoo! Smoo!
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I have been known to miss the obvious. But I welcome instruction from those I respect, so please give it to me straight. I'm an asshole but I learn fair enough.UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:26 pmWe have rules here dove. This isn't 'Nam.dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:35 pm ShitShovels! ShitShovels! Fuck ASSU!
Ponies! Ponies! Smoo! Smoo!
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When something we want is happening (like ASU losing), it is considered bad form to post about it until the final buzzer sounds, lest you jinx it and they come back and win.dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:53 pmI have been known to miss the obvious. But I welcome instruction from those I respect, so please give it to me straight. I'm an asshole but I learn fair enough.UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:26 pmWe have rules here dove. This isn't 'Nam.dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:35 pm ShitShovels! ShitShovels! Fuck ASSU!
Ponies! Ponies! Smoo! Smoo!
We board denizens are superstitious that way.
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Gotcha. The 'Nam reference threw me. I've long been superstitious in that very way but I'm trying to learn new ways of spurning it. For example, this year I've decided to speak unguardedly to my brother about the virtues our team when always in the past it has spectacularly backfired. The most I could salvage was to proudly blame him for the jinx. For '23-'24 I'm embracing the suck.UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 7:30 amWhen something we want is happening (like ASU losing), it is considered bad form to post about it until the final buzzer sounds, lest you jinx it and they come back and win.dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:53 pmI have been known to miss the obvious. But I welcome instruction from those I respect, so please give it to me straight. I'm an asshole but I learn fair enough.UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:26 pmWe have rules here dove. This isn't 'Nam.dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:35 pm ShitShovels! ShitShovels! Fuck ASSU!
Ponies! Ponies! Smoo! Smoo!
We board denizens are superstitious that way.
Still, look what the ShitShovels managed to do. Evidently it's still all about me.
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dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:31 amGotcha. The 'Nam reference threw me. I've long been superstitious in that very way but I'm trying to learn new ways of spurning it. For example, this year I've decided to speak unguardedly to my brother about the virtues our team when always in the past it has spectacularly backfired. The most I could salvage was to proudly blame him for the jinx. For '23-'24 I'm embracing the suck.UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 7:30 amWhen something we want is happening (like ASU losing), it is considered bad form to post about it until the final buzzer sounds, lest you jinx it and they come back and win.dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:53 pmI have been known to miss the obvious. But I welcome instruction from those I respect, so please give it to me straight. I'm an asshole but I learn fair enough.UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:26 pmWe have rules here dove. This isn't 'Nam.dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:35 pm ShitShovels! ShitShovels! Fuck ASSU!
Ponies! Ponies! Smoo! Smoo!
We board denizens are superstitious that way.
Still, look what the ShitShovels managed to do. Evidently it's still all about me.
The 'Nam reference is from The Big Lebowski.
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Watch that show annually and still missed it. Inexcusable!UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:44 amdovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:31 amGotcha. The 'Nam reference threw me. I've long been superstitious in that very way but I'm trying to learn new ways of spurning it. For example, this year I've decided to speak unguardedly to my brother about the virtues our team when always in the past it has spectacularly backfired. The most I could salvage was to proudly blame him for the jinx. For '23-'24 I'm embracing the suck.UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 7:30 amWhen something we want is happening (like ASU losing), it is considered bad form to post about it until the final buzzer sounds, lest you jinx it and they come back and win.dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:53 pmI have been known to miss the obvious. But I welcome instruction from those I respect, so please give it to me straight. I'm an asshole but I learn fair enough.
We board denizens are superstitious that way.
Still, look what the ShitShovels managed to do. Evidently it's still all about me.
The 'Nam reference is from The Big Lebowski.
“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”
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My favorite line: "... this is a league game."dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 9:11 amWatch that show annually and still missed it. Inexcusable!UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:44 amdovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:31 amGotcha. The 'Nam reference threw me. I've long been superstitious in that very way but I'm trying to learn new ways of spurning it. For example, this year I've decided to speak unguardedly to my brother about the virtues our team when always in the past it has spectacularly backfired. The most I could salvage was to proudly blame him for the jinx. For '23-'24 I'm embracing the suck.UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 7:30 amWhen something we want is happening (like ASU losing), it is considered bad form to post about it until the final buzzer sounds, lest you jinx it and they come back and win.dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:53 pm I have been known to miss the obvious. But I welcome instruction from those I respect, so please give it to me straight. I'm an asshole but I learn fair enough.
We board denizens are superstitious that way.
Still, look what the ShitShovels managed to do. Evidently it's still all about me.
The 'Nam reference is from The Big Lebowski.
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“The reality is that the hardest games to win are over teams on their home court. Teams that don’t play those games can spin it however they want, but what they’re saying is, ‘We don’t want to lose in our non conference season.’" - Sean Miller
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Not a UC school like UCSD, or a CSU school like SDSU, but a small private Jesuit school.
Jesus hates ASU.
Jesus hates ASU.
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I love it that ASSU is coached by the most annoying Dukie ever* and they’re both going down in flames.
Never have a program and coach deserved each other more.
*(ok, maybe in a three-way tie with JJ Redick & Grayson Allen)
Never have a program and coach deserved each other more.
*(ok, maybe in a three-way tie with JJ Redick & Grayson Allen)
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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They've been squeaking out narrow victories, and that shit had to come to an end. I'm to blame for their SMU win, as Eebs kindly pointed out, so those losers are on their own from now on.
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Paging Paola Boivin, please pick up the white courtesy phone...
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Seeing the video of it is even better. It’s the most ASU way to lose a game.
“The reality is that the hardest games to win are over teams on their home court. Teams that don’t play those games can spin it however they want, but what they’re saying is, ‘We don’t want to lose in our non conference season.’" - Sean Miller
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That was awesome!
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Yet another thing of beauty from yesterday.
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