ASU blows

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Tue Apr 25, 2023 7:39 pm

Irish always brings it!

AZCatGirl · Post by **AZCatGirl** » Tue Apr 25, 2023 9:24 pm

Irish27 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 25, 2023 12:14 pm

I thought this was an Irish edit that picture of Hurley looked so awful and out of place.

Then of course he actually kills it a few posts down.

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Wed Apr 26, 2023 2:25 pm

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Wed Apr 26, 2023 4:20 pm

If Tommy likes him I'm down, but I still wanna see the conversion therapy certificate.

AZCatGirl · Post by **AZCatGirl** » Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:14 pm

Is there anyone at ASU who ISN'T transferring?!

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Thu Apr 27, 2023 6:33 am

AZCatGirl wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:14 pm Is there anyone at ASU who ISN'T transferring?!

Bobby, thankfully.

84Cat · Post by **84Cat** » Thu Apr 27, 2023 11:56 am

84Cat · Post by **84Cat** » Tue May 16, 2023 9:27 am

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Tue May 16, 2023 9:35 am

TheCatInTheHat · Post by **TheCatInTheHat** » Sat Jul 01, 2023 3:48 pm

You can tell it's the s-l-o-w season. Not sure why I'm bothering, but for some reason, I wondered about ASU's roster for the coming season, and there's not that much out there. But, from what I was able to piece together, here's a stab at it. After the mass exodus through the transfer portal, Hurley returns a grand total of three players. Almost like starting a new program. But, under the circumstances, it seems like he did okay in the transfer portal himself. It'll remain to be seen how well all the new faces do, but it's kind of the new normal, I guess. Note that, in terms of the various eligibility vs. class standing issues, the class listed reflects remaining eligibility. So, if someone's technically a senior but has two years eligibility, I listed that person as a junior; whatever.

Frankie Collins, PG, 6-1, Jr. Returning Starter (Michigan)
Malachi Davis, G, 6-4, Jr. JC
Jamiya Neal, G/F, 6-6, Jr. Returnee
Alonzo Gaffney, PF, 6-9, RS-Sr. Returnee
Bryant Selebangue, F/C, 6-8, Jr. Tulsa

Brycen Long, SG, 6-2, Jr. Houston Baptist
Braelon Green, SG, 6-3, Fr.
Kamari Lands, F, 6-8, So. Louisville
Zane Meeks, PF, 6-9, Sr. San Francisco
Shawn Phillips, C, 7-0, So. LSU

Akil Watson, PF, 6-8, Fr.

(Adam Miller, SG, 6-3, RS-So.) LSU (NCAA Waiver?)

azcat49 · Post by **azcat49** » Sat Jul 01, 2023 3:54 pm

Does Hurley sell transfers on the fact he made kids so good that they wanted to transfer to other programs

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sat Jul 01, 2023 4:31 pm

Not a lot of size outside of the LSU center. UA should be able to post up pretty easily running 2 bigs.

PHXCATS · Post by **PHXCATS** » Tue Sep 05, 2023 2:02 pm

assu playing in the Barstool Sports Invitational

Fishclamps · Post by **Fishclamps** » Wed Nov 08, 2023 8:54 pm

Yikes

TheCat · Post by **TheCat** » Wed Nov 08, 2023 9:18 pm

Going to lower the conference ranking.

AZCatGirl · Post by **AZCatGirl** » Wed Nov 08, 2023 10:06 pm

Between this and the football team, is it too late for the Big 12 to rescind their offer?

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Thu Nov 09, 2023 8:43 am

Portnoy is a douche but this is pretty funny. ASU killing his tournament.

TheCat · Post by **TheCat** » Mon Nov 13, 2023 2:47 pm

It is with great sadness that I announce the resignation of ASU's AD Ray Anderson. Ray successfully led the Sun Devils on one of the steepest declines in athletic history. Arizona fans could only watch in wonderment as he hired an old NFL has been, Herm Edwards, to head its football program as the "general Manager". This individual led the stellar Sun Devils to multiple NCAA violations, a self imposed bowl ban and dismal on field results. Ray resignation is truly sad for all Arizona fans.

On a more positive note, the guy that hired him and who hastened the PAC-12 demise is still in charge and will be selecting the new AD after consultation with outstanding basketball coach Bobby Hurley. Expect the Sr. Mr. Hurley to be in charge soon.

All Arizona fans are saddened by Ray's departure but want to thank him for his years (too bad it wasn't decades) service.

Fishclamps · Post by **Fishclamps** » Mon Nov 13, 2023 6:19 pm

Crow is still there, fully expecting him to blow this AD hire

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Thu Nov 16, 2023 7:24 pm

ShitShovels on pace to score 40 tonight!

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Thu Nov 16, 2023 7:51 pm

dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Thu Nov 16, 2023 7:24 pm ShitShovels on pace to score 40 tonight!

HA! 44!

arizonawildcats · Post by **arizonawildcats** » Thu Nov 16, 2023 8:41 pm

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Thu Nov 16, 2023 8:53 pm

84Cat · Post by **84Cat** » Thu Nov 16, 2023 9:02 pm

Wtf is happening?

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Thu Nov 16, 2023 9:06 pm

What a dynasty!

KaibabKat · Post by **KaibabKat** » Thu Nov 16, 2023 9:07 pm

Nuts.

arizonawildcats · Post by **arizonawildcats** » Thu Nov 16, 2023 9:07 pm

Big 12 ready

AZCatGirl · Post by **AZCatGirl** » Thu Nov 23, 2023 10:23 pm

This ASU game not starting until 10:34 pm Arizona time is very fitting. That's really when all ASU games not involving us should start.

AZCatGirl · Post by **AZCatGirl** » Fri Nov 24, 2023 12:32 am

So ASU is getting their ass kicked, the announcer is perpetuating the lie about how they're a "sleeping giant". Then an ASU and BYU player get tangled up and go to the floor, the BYU player punches the ASU guy in the back, then when the ASU player turns to face him the BYU player punches him in the face.

Stay classy BYU. Can't wait for our conference matchups.

84Cat · Post by **84Cat** » Fri Nov 24, 2023 1:09 am

77-49. Ouch

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Fri Nov 24, 2023 8:14 am

The punch was just a distraction. ASU was like: "How dare you out chuck us from 3!!!"

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Fri Nov 24, 2023 3:49 pm

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Fri Nov 24, 2023 4:07 pm

That’s gotta be an honor code violation.

dmjcat · Post by **dmjcat** » Fri Nov 24, 2023 7:59 pm

Chicat wrote: ↑Fri Nov 24, 2023 4:07 pm That’s gotta be an honor code violation.

At BYU it probably is.

At asu the action probably qualifies for course credit

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:35 pm

ShitShovels! ShitShovels! Fuck ASSU!
Ponies! Ponies! Smoo! Smoo!

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:26 pm

dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:35 pm ShitShovels! ShitShovels! Fuck ASSU!
Ponies! Ponies! Smoo! Smoo!

We have rules here dove. This isn't 'Nam.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:53 pm

UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:26 pm
dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:35 pm ShitShovels! ShitShovels! Fuck ASSU!
Ponies! Ponies! Smoo! Smoo!
We have rules here dove. This isn't 'Nam.

I have been known to miss the obvious. But I welcome instruction from those I respect, so please give it to me straight. I'm an asshole but I learn fair enough.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Thu Dec 07, 2023 7:30 am

dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:53 pm
UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:26 pm
dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:35 pm ShitShovels! ShitShovels! Fuck ASSU!
Ponies! Ponies! Smoo! Smoo!
We have rules here dove. This isn't 'Nam.
I have been known to miss the obvious. But I welcome instruction from those I respect, so please give it to me straight. I'm an asshole but I learn fair enough.

When something we want is happening (like ASU losing), it is considered bad form to post about it until the final buzzer sounds, lest you jinx it and they come back and win.

We board denizens are superstitious that way.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:31 am

UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 7:30 am
dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:53 pm
UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:26 pm
dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:35 pm ShitShovels! ShitShovels! Fuck ASSU!
Ponies! Ponies! Smoo! Smoo!
We have rules here dove. This isn't 'Nam.
I have been known to miss the obvious. But I welcome instruction from those I respect, so please give it to me straight. I'm an asshole but I learn fair enough.
When something we want is happening (like ASU losing), it is considered bad form to post about it until the final buzzer sounds, lest you jinx it and they come back and win.

We board denizens are superstitious that way.

Gotcha. The 'Nam reference threw me. I've long been superstitious in that very way but I'm trying to learn new ways of spurning it. For example, this year I've decided to speak unguardedly to my brother about the virtues our team when always in the past it has spectacularly backfired. The most I could salvage was to proudly blame him for the jinx. For '23-'24 I'm embracing the suck.

Still, look what the ShitShovels managed to do. Evidently it's still all about me.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:44 am

dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:31 am
UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 7:30 am
dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:53 pm
UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:26 pm
dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:35 pm ShitShovels! ShitShovels! Fuck ASSU!
Ponies! Ponies! Smoo! Smoo!
We have rules here dove. This isn't 'Nam.
I have been known to miss the obvious. But I welcome instruction from those I respect, so please give it to me straight. I'm an asshole but I learn fair enough.
When something we want is happening (like ASU losing), it is considered bad form to post about it until the final buzzer sounds, lest you jinx it and they come back and win.

We board denizens are superstitious that way.
Gotcha. The 'Nam reference threw me. I've long been superstitious in that very way but I'm trying to learn new ways of spurning it. For example, this year I've decided to speak unguardedly to my brother about the virtues our team when always in the past it has spectacularly backfired. The most I could salvage was to proudly blame him for the jinx. For '23-'24 I'm embracing the suck.

Still, look what the ShitShovels managed to do. Evidently it's still all about me.

The 'Nam reference is from The Big Lebowski.

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Thu Dec 07, 2023 9:11 am

UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:44 am
dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:31 am
UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 7:30 am
dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:53 pm
UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:26 pm

We have rules here dove. This isn't 'Nam.
I have been known to miss the obvious. But I welcome instruction from those I respect, so please give it to me straight. I'm an asshole but I learn fair enough.
When something we want is happening (like ASU losing), it is considered bad form to post about it until the final buzzer sounds, lest you jinx it and they come back and win.

We board denizens are superstitious that way.
Gotcha. The 'Nam reference threw me. I've long been superstitious in that very way but I'm trying to learn new ways of spurning it. For example, this year I've decided to speak unguardedly to my brother about the virtues our team when always in the past it has spectacularly backfired. The most I could salvage was to proudly blame him for the jinx. For '23-'24 I'm embracing the suck.

Still, look what the ShitShovels managed to do. Evidently it's still all about me.

The 'Nam reference is from The Big Lebowski.

Watch that show annually and still missed it. Inexcusable!

pc in NM · Post by **pc in NM** » Thu Dec 07, 2023 10:01 am

dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 9:11 am
UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:44 am
dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:31 am
UAEebs86 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 7:30 am
dovecanyoncat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:53 pm I have been known to miss the obvious. But I welcome instruction from those I respect, so please give it to me straight. I'm an asshole but I learn fair enough.
When something we want is happening (like ASU losing), it is considered bad form to post about it until the final buzzer sounds, lest you jinx it and they come back and win.

We board denizens are superstitious that way.
Gotcha. The 'Nam reference threw me. I've long been superstitious in that very way but I'm trying to learn new ways of spurning it. For example, this year I've decided to speak unguardedly to my brother about the virtues our team when always in the past it has spectacularly backfired. The most I could salvage was to proudly blame him for the jinx. For '23-'24 I'm embracing the suck.

Still, look what the ShitShovels managed to do. Evidently it's still all about me.

The 'Nam reference is from The Big Lebowski.
Watch that show annually and still missed it. Inexcusable!

My favorite line: "... this is a league game."

AZCatGirl · Post by **AZCatGirl** » Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:16 pm

Merkin · Post by **Merkin** » Sat Dec 09, 2023 11:38 pm

Not a UC school like UCSD, or a CSU school like SDSU, but a small private Jesuit school.

Jesus hates ASU.

Chicat · Post by **Chicat** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 12:12 am

I love it that ASSU is coached by the most annoying Dukie ever* and they’re both going down in flames.

Never have a program and coach deserved each other more.

*(ok, maybe in a three-way tie with JJ Redick & Grayson Allen)

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 9:29 am

They've been squeaking out narrow victories, and that shit had to come to an end. I'm to blame for their SMU win, as Eebs kindly pointed out, so those losers are on their own from now on.

UAEebs86 · Post by **UAEebs86** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 9:29 am

Paging Paola Boivin, please pick up the white courtesy phone...

AZCatGirl · Post by **AZCatGirl** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 10:45 am

Seeing the video of it is even better. It’s the most ASU way to lose a game.

Alieberman · Post by **Alieberman** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 12:37 pm

That was awesome!

dovecanyoncat · Post by **dovecanyoncat** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 12:43 pm

Yet another thing of beauty from yesterday.

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