It’s like AI ChatBots are learning how to write Florida Man headlines:
Haha Florida
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And I said, ‘That last thing is what you can't get...Nobody can get to that last thing. We keep on living in hopes of catching it once and for all.’ Jack Kerouac, On The Road
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I do that down in Mexico. Leave it up the entire time we’re there.
I anchor the frame with a few roof tiles buried in the sand, tho.
Where we go there’s nobody on the beach, so no worries.
I anchor the frame with a few roof tiles buried in the sand, tho.
Where we go there’s nobody on the beach, so no worries.
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Shouldn’t the games involve robbing a Waffle House with an alligator while high on meth then trying to escape on a lawn tractor?
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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A jet ski instead of a lawn tractor, and somewhere in there needs to be a handgun.Chicat wrote: Mon Feb 26, 2024 5:10 pm Shouldn’t the games involve robbing a Waffle House with an alligator while high on meth then trying to escape on a lawn tractor?
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~ Wilhoit's Law
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Mix in some bath salts.
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Sure are a lot of reasons why I don't want to move to Florida.
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Holy schnikes!
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"A man got hit with a felony robbery charge after trying to withdraw a penny from a Central Florida bank... Michael Fleming allegedly went into a Chase branch in Lady Lake FL, on June 29 and passed a withdrawal slip for 1 cent to a bank teller... When the teller told Fleming he couldn’t withdraw a penny, he said, “So you want me to say the other word?” Afraid the situation could turn violent, the teller called cops."
And I said, ‘That last thing is what you can't get...Nobody can get to that last thing. We keep on living in hopes of catching it once and for all.’ Jack Kerouac, On The Road
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Rey?
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Florida man eats diet of butter, cheese, beef; cholesterol oozes from his body
The man's was over 1,000 mg/dL.
https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/01/ ... 1#comments
The man's was over 1,000 mg/dL.
https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/01/ ... 1#comments
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Lot going on in this headline: Florida meathead attorney arrested after igniting huge brawl over his place in queue for a prime rib carving station at a wedding
"Mark Roher, 52, has been accused of smashing a plate over a man's head after he allowed two children to skip the line at a prime rib carving station on January 18 at Boca Lago Country Club. The victim, who was the father of one of the children, 'turned away from Mark in an attempt to ignore him and this is when Mark walked up to him with a plate and hit the victim on the head,' the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office arrest report said."
"Mark Roher, 52, has been accused of smashing a plate over a man's head after he allowed two children to skip the line at a prime rib carving station on January 18 at Boca Lago Country Club. The victim, who was the father of one of the children, 'turned away from Mark in an attempt to ignore him and this is when Mark walked up to him with a plate and hit the victim on the head,' the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office arrest report said."
And I said, ‘That last thing is what you can't get...Nobody can get to that last thing. We keep on living in hopes of catching it once and for all.’ Jack Kerouac, On The Road
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^When internet memes go bad.
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Always the dude who looks like a thumb.
Of the 12 coaches, Rush picked the one whose fans have the deepest passion, the longest memories, the greatest lung capacity and … did I mention deep passion?
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Florida man eats feral pig meat, contracts rare biothreat bacteria
In the fall of 2020, a 77-year-old man in Florida realized he had gotten one of the worst gifts imaginable—one that kept on giving.
According to a case report published in this month's issue of Emerging Infectious Diseases, the man showed up at a Gainesville hospital with chest pain that just wouldn't go away. For nearly two years prior, the man—a pastor living on a rural farm with dogs and goats—had been in and out of hospitals and on and off of various antibiotics.
During the fall 2020 visit, doctors finally rooted out the source of the problem. Blood culture tests showed clumps of some kind of bacteria among his blood cells. Imaging, meanwhile, showed signs of infection around his implant. The doctors were concerned enough that they decided it was time to take the implant out. After removing it, they sent the device and samples to the Florida health department and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, which did clinical and genetic testing. They all turned up Brucella suis. B. suis is an extremely infectious bacteria that's usually found in pigs.
https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/03/ ... -bacteria/
In the fall of 2020, a 77-year-old man in Florida realized he had gotten one of the worst gifts imaginable—one that kept on giving.
According to a case report published in this month's issue of Emerging Infectious Diseases, the man showed up at a Gainesville hospital with chest pain that just wouldn't go away. For nearly two years prior, the man—a pastor living on a rural farm with dogs and goats—had been in and out of hospitals and on and off of various antibiotics.
During the fall 2020 visit, doctors finally rooted out the source of the problem. Blood culture tests showed clumps of some kind of bacteria among his blood cells. Imaging, meanwhile, showed signs of infection around his implant. The doctors were concerned enough that they decided it was time to take the implant out. After removing it, they sent the device and samples to the Florida health department and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, which did clinical and genetic testing. They all turned up Brucella suis. B. suis is an extremely infectious bacteria that's usually found in pigs.
https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/03/ ... -bacteria/